My Christmas Dream Came True!

All I wanted for Christmas was a little Rojo Caliente and my wish came true!! That lazy ass Santey Claus brought it 8 days later, but at least it's still here! I did wonder why the sun in California was shining brighter than usual. I should have known that Rojo Caliente was here! Her fire locks ricocheted against the shining sun covering California in her hotness. I also should have gotten a clue when I went to my favorite new hangout, Home Depot, and there was a sign on the door that said, "Closed in observance of a holy day."

For once, Disneyland was really the happiest (and hottest) place on earth, because it got a visit from Rojo Caliente herself on New Year's Eve! You know, I considered going to Disneyland on New Year's Eve, but they don't serve booze and that's a problem, so I nixed that plan.

I don't know what I would've done if I came face to ginge with the greatness that is Rojo Caliente. I probably would've pushed Mrs. Rojo out of the way, got on my knees and begged Rojo to let me be her woman! I can scrub her BVDs in the sink, polish her power tools and sit on her face at the same time. There's no way Mrs. Rojo can do that shit. Rojo may miss the poon by being with me, but I'll make it better by dabbing a little Chicken of the Sea on my no-no.

Here is the glorious Rojo at Disneyland on New Year's Eve. Don't ask me who the other people are. I can barely make out their faces, because Rojo's magnificence is outshining them.

Thanks Peaches

Posted by: Michael K

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Rojo Caliente

Submitted by Karma Police on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:34pm.

They look like a really happy family.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:34pm.

That's a man, man!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:31pm.

I doubt rojo has seen a dick, except her own.
cindy has two kids from her first marriage.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:31pm.

I love them.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:30pm.

Read that, Rojo? He wants to sit on your face. Pretty sure Hot Slut of the Year comes after that (must ask Phoebe).

Submitted by boobxqueen on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:26pm.

lol I just came across it on google.

Thank god my boobs don't connect to my face like this lady. =]

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:26pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Those are both Cyn Nixon's kids. Or possibly a small Janis Joplin."

*evil cackle*

Submitted by RamenNoodles on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:24pm.

@Boobxqueen

Where did u find that pic in ur avie! I'm obsessed and really jealous!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:23pm.

What ride is that? Are they in ToonTown there?

Not only do they limit the booze, they don't sell gum! I hate having to stop at a gas station before getting to Disney to stock up because I often forget.

EvilShoe = gum addict

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Submitted by putas on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:23pm.

At least the kids (Cynthia's ) get along with Rojo and don't seem to hate her. So good for them.

When Cynthia was on SATC I always was transfixed by her gray teeth. It was so weird. Still has them. Better than the scary horse veneers so many actors get though.