My Christmas Dream Came True!
All I wanted for Christmas was a little Rojo Caliente and my wish came true!! That lazy ass Santey Claus brought it 8 days later, but at least it's still here! I did wonder why the sun in California was shining brighter than usual. I should have known that Rojo Caliente was here! Her fire locks ricocheted against the shining sun covering California in her hotness. I also should have gotten a clue when I went to my favorite new hangout, Home Depot, and there was a sign on the door that said, "Closed in observance of a holy day."
For once, Disneyland was really the happiest (and hottest) place on earth, because it got a visit from Rojo Caliente herself on New Year's Eve! You know, I considered going to Disneyland on New Year's Eve, but they don't serve booze and that's a problem, so I nixed that plan.
I don't know what I would've done if I came face to ginge with the greatness that is Rojo Caliente. I probably would've pushed Mrs. Rojo out of the way, got on my knees and begged Rojo to let me be her woman! I can scrub her BVDs in the sink, polish her power tools and sit on her face at the same time. There's no way Mrs. Rojo can do that shit. Rojo may miss the poon by being with me, but I'll make it better by dabbing a little Chicken of the Sea on my no-no.
Here is the glorious Rojo at Disneyland on New Year's Eve. Don't ask me who the other people are. I can barely make out their faces, because Rojo's magnificence is outshining them.
Thanks Peaches
1. Why is Janis Joplin wearing a cut-up laundry bag?
2. Rojo has not tucked in a shirt since 1978.
Rojo looks truly happy. That actually melts my heart a little:)
one is uglier than the next. When I see them I want to be gay
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
They look happy and beautiful. LOVE YOU ROJO!!!
Happy New Year Rojo! Red brings good luck for the New Year! Ok. so it's red panties but some of us who don't have red panties have ROJO!
Rojo, please grace the Bay Area with your flaming hot presence so that the sky stops shitting bricks and we can get some good weather in January for once!
Submitted by alkimi on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:55pm.
Damn. I had heard MK mention Rojo before, but jeebus - I had no idea this was her.
lol
I guess I should have looked her up...
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See, now there's the first mistake. According to MK, you always look a "shim" up and down, not just up. ;)
Does Rojo have a job? Does he/she wear those ugly suits to work?
How am I supposed to address her? Ms. Mr. ?
Call her a he or a she?
What restroom is she going to use?
Damn. I had heard MK mention Rojo before, but jeebus - I had no idea this was her.
lol
I guess I should have looked her up...
who's sitting next to rojo on the rides? does the chick rubbing shoulders with rojo realize she is seated next to magical greatness?_____________________________________________
certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
MK makes ref to Chicken of the sea, but doesn't good hygeine take care of that issue?
Serious question.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Does Rojo know how much we all love her? I certainly hope so. It's sick how glad I am to see a post about her, she really is... captivating.
LOVE Rojo! Great way to start the new year! The young girl could pass as Rojo's daughter.
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Cynthia's daughter obviously loves Rojo. That gladdens my cold black heart.
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that ride is in Toontown, and is about as fun and daring as a hangnail.
Ok, truth. I can't stand looking at this woman;p But she really does outshine everyone today! Bravo!
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You're running with the wrong crowd out here. Everyone knows the Uva bar outside of Disneyland makes the experience even happier. If that doesn't work, brownies do!
I guess it's recycle jokes made previously on the same page day....
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
....it's just too bad Rojo wasn't next to Cynthia on the float in the Rose Parade....I'd love to have seen her in the flesh waving to the crowd...
Michael Dear, you've been eating too many In and Out burgers. Time to get back home and to reality!
I'm sure she's a lovely gal. Cynthia seems happy so power to 'em!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I think the Rojo hotness has to do with the fact that for a transgender lesbian she seems ridiculously normal and sufficiently happy. Such a creature rarely exists in Hollyweird.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
iHeart - I too do not understand the Rojo hotness.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:59pm.
I just don't dig the Rojo hotness
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She's here and she's Queer. lol
ROJO scares my husband. That's reason enough for me to love her lez ass. Team Rojo!
I just don't dig the Rojo hotness but I gotta give her props for being redheaded & freckled. Rock on Rojo!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Rojo is the hottest and happiest gayelle I have ever seen..yum...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her daughter reminds me of the character ("Sunshine") she played on Little Darlings.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:38pm.
California has leaves in December? I'm in the wrong country.
They think it's cold. Look jackets and everything. Whereas here in the UK I am wearing my whole wardrobe at once. I like ol' Rojo- she does not give two shites about what she looks like which makes her one in a million.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Believe it or not they DO serve alcohol at Disneyland... Well, California Adventure anyway. AND you can walk around with it!
Nothing could make a New Year's brighter than to see her greatness coming off Space Mountain all bright red from excitement. And I would have loved to been there to see the "confused" faces of some of the patrons when she walked into the "Women's" restroom.
Sugaroo, you hit the nail on the head, I am still giggling like a fool every time I see the pic! You made my day.
Theres a whole lotta fug go on in those pictures.
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I'm SO glad Disneyland could make your dreams come true MK! You deserve it!
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I just lurves me some Rojo! She is always smiling!
Happy new year MK and to all the dirty sluts on this list! :)
BTW MK, you bring your OWN booze to the locales where it is not served (or forbidden). A bottle of water, juice, etc. does the trick nicely. Works well at the public pool, workplace, etc. Half the fun is trying to act normal while drunk.
Anywhore, thanks for the beautiful post on Rojo. Thanks to you, we've all grown addicted to her general hotness by now.
It looks like NONE of them have actually seen the sun in 3 years.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:44pm.
I sww that pic and had the urge to strip naked and eat a mushroom!
Lord won't you bring me a Mercedes Benz?
Home Deep ho Rojo loves ginger snaps.
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LOL Sugaroo!
Enough Rojo! Bring on the Hot "Babe" of the Year voting!!
One of her kids is Janis Joplin? WTF? When did she get back?
Disneyland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rojo needs to stop shopping at Men's Warehouse.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
California has leaves in December? I'm in the wrong country.
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For some reason after looking a these pics, that song from "The Little Mermaid" sung by Ursula the Sea Hag, "Poor Unfortunate Girrrrrrl," just keeps going thru my head.
MK, I understand the attraction to Pheobe Price but I don't know about Rojo.
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I'm so happy Michael's dreams come true. Ironically enough at Disney. Congrats Michael. I know how much you love Rojo.
I love the family. The girl looks like her stepfather!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Cynthia Nixon poses with her longtime girlfriend Christine Marinoni and their kids — Samantha, 12, and Charlie, 6 — outside Mickey Mouse’s home in Toontown ...
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I think Rojo kinda reminds me of a heavy set Seth Green. How is everyone today? *winces*