George Clooney Has A Problem
This might just be another fairy tale from the pages of Life&Style, but if it's not, I will be holding auditions next week to replace George Clooney's place in my no-heart. Life&Style says he might, just might, be dating Parasite Hilton. Barf on me, because this is hurtful.
The two have apparently met up twice just before Christmas. A friend of Wonky's (probably one of her evil crabs) said they had drinks at the Whiskey Bar alone. The crab friend said, "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room."
Some other source said the two also had dinner with a group of whores at Dan Tana's the next night.
How can George sit there without worrying about Wonky's twat maggots crawling into his pants and nibbling on his peen? If Brad Pitt should ever make George's dreams come true by turning gay, George is going to have no peen to offer him!
I know George loves the sluts, but this is just beyond. Wonky isn't just your regular cocktail waitress who moonlights as a professional dick sucker at night, she's a straight-up nuclear zone. If he wants to find another beard to replace Robot Call Girl, he should try to find one that's not going to make him the free clinic's #1 customer. Besides, Wonky probably can't even strap-on for him! Whenever something rubbery gets close to her puss-inferno, it melts into a puddle. That would make George sad!
Here's Wonky still terrorizing Australia yesterday. KEEP HER!
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They're not dating exactly... he just offered her a $10 moustache ride with a dental dam, and she jumped on it.
No, No, a thousand times no. I call bullshit on this one.
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Um no, just no.
*awaits itsparisbitch, does IQ poses*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No way. No way he'd touch that pile of peen rot.
am i the only one who doesn't consider george hot? and that fucking mustache....oh god! it has to go!
I can honestly say I'm surprised hers and Angelina Jolie's vaginas haven't joined forces and taken over the world.
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No one in their right mind would believe she could upgrade from Benji Madden to George fucking CLOONEY.
I hope this is fucking fake. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DATE THAT UGLY SLAG?! DO THEY WANT TO GET 54879 TYPERS OF HARPIES? GROSS.
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YES
Hate them both, but I call BS, too. When has she ever EVER "dated" above the celeb D-List?
joe, he may not have dated rocket scientists, but Paris is a fucking joke, and George knows it. Clooney is A-list. He would never spend time with her....come ON, this is "Life&Style" magazine reporting it!
*rolls eyes*
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:54am.
They were probably talking about... whose penis tastes the best.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Touche.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
George can afford the priciest tail on the planet. No way is he going to screw a Herpes-ridden whore like Parisite.
Haz-mat suits are so NOT sexy.
This being true would make me very, very happy.
SickKitten is right the guy is off.
why would anyone want to have anything to do with that hooker?!
I never believed the gay George rumors before now. Don't they understand the beards have to be BELIEVABLE?
PSL said it! He may have been talking to her. They were probably talking about business or where the best beaches are or whose penis tastes the best. I do not believe for one second that they are having sex.
George Clooney has never dated rocket scientists. I don't think he's looking for *sitmulating conversation*. And he's sure as hell not going to get it here. Like you know.
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Why are people shocked? There is obviously something wrong with the man.
I....... why is this....... George........ can't........ Gerry.............. no.............
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
NO FUCKING WAY.
Clooney would NEVER touch Paris.
I refuse to believe it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!!!!!!! *drops dead*
The party she was paid to host had the word "virus" in its name. No joke.