Sunday, January 4th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Vanity (50) (You must check out her hot website if you haven't yet!)
Erin Cahill (29)
James Longley (37)
Julia Ormond (44)
Dave Foley (46)
Till Lindemann (46)
Patrick Cassidy (47)
Michael Stipe (49)
Julian Sands (51)
Patty Loveless (52)
Tina Knowles (55)
Dyan Cannon (72)
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Here it is El Bastardo. I found one picture that's less ugly than the rest. And its conveniently fuzzy. I am 45 as of Dec. 20. Konichiwa!
edited out.
oh - and all the wonk is from the camera. my face is symmetrical. fucking hate pictures of me.
Vanity writes as though she were courtney love, but with grammar, spelling and puncuation.
THUS!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:29pm.
Yep. You can laugh at J Ormonds wrinkles cutie.....damnit! :) Hoping you were a hag! Lollyz!
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LOL. thanks - I was scared to death - still ascaird - its so fucking BIG!! now that you have seen it, it is going away!!!! I don't want to see it on here being used by someone else all photoshopped and shit.
The devil may have got her but at least Prince didn't suck the hot outta her.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:29pm.
Yep. You can laugh at J Ormonds wrinkles cutie.....damnit! :) Hoping you were a hag! Lollyz!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:29pm.
Aphid, i was only joking! What if the leaf is in a desert with no wind, then it wouldnt be shaking? Soooo many questions!
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Too early for existential questions....but I knew you were joking. :) I didn't realize how passionate you were about Julia. My apologies.
Any sort of smoking--even ongoing topical exposure to smoke, such as with firemen--damages the skin, whether it's tobacco, pot, or crack. Among other things, smoking reduces circulation, depletes vitamin A, and leads to the pinched smoker's mouth you see on K-Heigl and others. I bet Vanity toked up a storm in her wild days. If she tanned, as well, that would account for her premature aging.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Vanity is still so beautiful but was ruined for me with all her born again bullshit. I wish she would just spill the real story about Prince, he was on Leno and looked so different btw. He had some strange work done and his beauty mark was either covered up or removed, making me think it was an impersonator for a moment.
Submitted by Shelley on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:26pm.
Julia Ormond is still beautiful--even though she is aging (aren't we all?!). I think her aging is simply genetic.
THANK YOU! You're the best!!
Aphid, i was only joking! What if the leaf is in a desert with no wind, then it wouldnt be shaking? Soooo many questions!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Julia Ormond is still beautiful--even though she is aging (aren't we all?!). I think her aging is simply genetic.
I loved her in Legends of the Fall; her love scene with Brad Pitt was HAWT~!
Holy crap, I looked at Julia Ormond. How can it be that she is only 6 years older than me? It looks photoshopped! What are these people DOING? People I know in real life don't have skin like that! Except the over 65 crowd. And my mother doesn't even have that many wrinkles.
She is still a beautiful woman, but holy hell.
Ooohh I'm shakin' like a leaf.
(From the DTs of course)
ElB, you crack my ass up.
love you!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:16pm.
Happy Sunday to MK and my beloved Dlisted sluts!
Good Lord, I checked out goodplasticsurgery.com and Julia Ormond, who is still a good-looking woman, looks awful with all the wrinkles! I'm only 4 years younger and don't have 1/10th of the wrinkling, I am glad I quit smoking, I saw a difference in my skin within a month after quitting.
Reported!
to the Julia Ormond fan forum.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Happy Sunday to MK and my beloved Dlisted sluts!
Good Lord, I checked out goodplasticsurgery.com and Julia Ormond, who is still a good-looking woman, looks awful with all the wrinkles! I'm only 4 years younger and don't have 1/10th of the wrinkling, I am glad I quit smoking, I saw a difference in my skin within a month after quitting.
Hairicane, could very well be.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I have never had the impression that she is sunworshipper, perhaps she is a heavy smoker. Julia is 43 years old.
' Perhaps ' not 'Yes ' shes a heavy smoker!! She better not be! Yuck!
Gotta stand by my homegirl Londoner though! Sexy wrinkles! :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
"howcomebubblegum - Get the DVD for "Husbands and Lovers." The script calls for Julian to constantly be taking showers, so you get to see his hotness a lot more."
Will definitely check it out, thanks! The last movie that I saw him was in Dario Argento's Phantom Of The Opera (he was the phantom). He was disgusting in that movie, he made love to the rats! Hahahahaha!
See how jaded we are with the airbrushing? The first thing I noticed about Vanity was that bruise on her hip/waist.
Julian Sands sets off my gaydar.
But I had a mad crush on him in the late 80s.
Dyan Cannon looks ridiculous nowadays. No matter how much plastic surgery she has or how many off-the-shoulder tops and hoop earrings she wears, she's still an OLD LADY.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:57am.
I meant YOU!!! :) Seen JOrmonds pics, still yum yum!
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L-O-Fracking-L!!! I have one of me and my friend at halloweenie but it's stupid. And I don't have a scanner, but lemme go check my pics folder to upload to Photobucket. See you in 2010.
Oh, and by the way, SCOOP! On C2C a coupla nights ago some psychic dude predicted that Brad and Angelina would break up this year. Konichiwa!!
Julian has starred in MANY of my fantasies. And his voice... GOD.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:54am.
Naked proof please!
I meant YOU!!! :) Seen JOrmonds pics, still yum yum!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:57am.
I think Julia looks fine until that last pic....which may be photoshopped...it is pretty scary.
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I call bad lighting as opposed to photoshop. And I also call TONS OF ALCOHOL to go with that smoking.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:55am.
I used to call that movie "Room with A Loo"
and
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:16am.
God! Really Beautiful, close 2nd to Audrey as in ' Sabrina '
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wha? surely you sarcasm?
Nope. Not having bad things said about Julia Ormond, top ten, Audreys #1, Shannyn Sossamon #2, JO #3, Janine Turner #4, yes, i have a list :) hmmmmmmmm brunettes.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:54am.
Naked proof please!
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go here:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/
and scroll down. She's like the 5th one, after Janniston's boobies.
Wherever you are, I am certain I will be able to hear you scream!
Konichiwa!
I think Julia looks fine until that last pic....which may be photoshopped...it is pretty scary.
But yes, smoking will ruin your skin.....the reason I don't go off on sunning is because i have lived my life in the sun, and my skin still looks great....I know I am outdoors a lot, so I try and combat it with sunscreen and a LOT of sleep....so far so good.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I used to call that movie "Room with A Loo"
and
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:16am.
God! Really Beautiful, close 2nd to Audrey as in ' Sabrina '
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wha? surely you sarcasm?
Holy shit, you're right (about Julia Ormond). I didn't know she was a smoker...
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:50am.
WUHOA!!!! I just checked out Julia Ormand at goodplasticsurgery and i think she should avail herself of some. I'm two years older than she is and don't have 1/3 of her wrinkles and i live in the FRACKING desert!!! I have crows feet, but dang, Julia has CROW LEGS. She's really a brave gal to go the no-surgery route. She rilly should quit smoking. 20 years ago.
Naked proof please!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
WUHOA!!!! I just checked out Julia Ormand at goodplasticsurgery and i think she should avail herself of some. I'm two years older than she is and don't have 1/3 of her wrinkles and i live in the FRACKING desert!!! I have crows feet, but dang, Julia has CROW LEGS. She's really a brave gal to go the no-surgery route. She rilly should quit smoking. 20 years ago.
Konichiwa!!
Happy birthday, Julian, you gorgeous thing. And to the beautiful Julia Ormond, as well.
Happy Bithdat Dyann Cannon, you are a class act!
omg - A Room With A View is one of my fave movies! :)
fave book, too - love the EM Forster
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
"Music for intro by: gaelle"
They forgot the "Y" - haha
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I love Vanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol Angelina jolie Has nothing on her, Most of these plastic chicks don't.
We'll Happy she is living a better life
howcomebubblegum - Get the DVD for "Husbands and Lovers." The script calls for Julian to constantly be taking showers, so you get to see his hotness a lot more.
$45 for her book? Pricey!
I read Motley Crue's THE DIRT and Nikki Sixx's THE HEROIN DIARIES so I already have a pretty good idea of what Vanity was up to back in the day.
I heard about Vanity's upcoming book awhile ago and unfortunately I am just not interested. It's pretty clear that she has turned one extreme into her life (drugs) into another...
I'm not knocking her but what I would really love to hear is about her wild past. Ahh Well Happy Birthday to Vanity and all the other B-Day Babies. :)
her eyes (on her website) make wonky's look perfectly straight! that said, I love prince
Jesus H. Christ Vanity, how friggin long is the intro on your website? I just knew it wasn't worth waiting for, but I did anyway. So, you're born again and trying to sell a book? Um, no thanks.
Happy Birthday anyway, to you and all the other birthday sluts.
Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:25am.
her eyes make wonky's look perfectly straight! that said, I love prince
She has eyes? Never noticed!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Ugh...She bumped ugly with the watchtower dwarf...
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:19am.
Just checked. Yes, still looks good, they said maybe sun or smoking but who knows! I still would! Oh yes, no need to be asked twice! :o)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:20am.
who the hell is vanity...?
Oh, check out some of her older pics. She was Sex incarnate.
It's crap like this that almost makes me wish me and God were tight.
ALMOST.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
who the hell is vanity...?
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
What the courtney was she talking about? Chick speaking in tongues.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
ElB, goodplasticsurgery has pics of her now- wrinkles and all, she is still gorgeous. Though smoking has done quite a job on her skin, I respect her for not going under the knife.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 11:12am.
I clicked on the link and I must say that I absolutely HATE websites with Flash intros. Just a little mini-rant there.
Me, too. At least give us the choice to skip or stop it. They tend to be flashy crap, too, like the pyrotechnics before a band comes on-stange.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Julian Sands turned 51? Wonder what he looks like now. He was hot in A Room With A View (he went the full monty, hehehehe).