Sunday, January 4th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Vanity (50) (You must check out her hot website if you haven't yet!)
Erin Cahill (29)
James Longley (37)
Julia Ormond (44)
Dave Foley (46)
Till Lindemann (46)
Patrick Cassidy (47)
Michael Stipe (49)
Julian Sands (51)
Patty Loveless (52)
Tina Knowles (55)
Dyan Cannon (72)
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Oh Aphid, that's right. PSL mentioned you dun got engaged. Congratulations.
SHOW US YOUR RING!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:11pm.
watchoo talkin' bout bitch? You have no alcohol on a Sunday, WTF? Where to you live, fucking Saudi Arabia?
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Close.
Alberta.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Congratulations on your engagement Aphid! Hehehe. Those bastards, how could they not call??
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:59pm.
Well shit! I'm touched like an altar boy! The only potential puking will be from the Chinese food I'm going to buy from the deli. Sadly, having a birthday
on a Sunday is what party-pooping is all about.
===watchoo talkin' bout bitch? You have no alcohol on a Sunday, WTF? Where to you live, fucking Saudi Arabia?
You're welcome LCT, I know what you mean about Dlisters being nicer than family - my parents haven't even called to congratulate me on my engagement. (I called them and my sister answered so I told her to relay the good news, they were asleep).
Thanks Aphid!
Jeez, you guys are nicer than my own family! Hahaha.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by skoggle on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:03pm.
Best part about Vanity's website - it says in the lower right hand corner that the music is provided by "Gayelle"
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I noticed that too and it cracked me up
A very Happy Birfday to LCT! :)
Best part about Vanity's website - it says in the lower right hand corner that the music is provided by "Gayelle"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:56pm.
I'm wearing it all day in honour of your barfday. I shall wear it until you barf. Let me know when that happens, ok?
ENJOY!
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Well shit! I'm touched like an altar boy! The only potential puking will be from the Chinese food I'm going to buy from the deli. Sadly, having a birthday on a Sunday is what party-pooping is all about.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Ok, that was like reading a Courtney Love blog; what the hell is she talking about on her site?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:51pm.
Thanks Sandbitch. Your avie just made my day. Sigh.
===I'm wearing it all day in honour of your barfday. I shall wear it until you barf. Let me know when that happens, ok?
ENJOY!
Thanks Sandbitch. Your avie just made my day. Sigh.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Happy Boifday LCT!
I googled her & found this story about her & Prince on nndb.com... LMAO
Eventually, she came to the attention of a certain high-heeled, purple Svengali, at the time well on his way to becoming an international phenomenon; the two became romantically entangled, and, in the spirit of selfless generosity, her new boyfriend decided to re-name her "Vaginia" and create a girl group around her which he planned to call The Hookers. Even in her confused youth Matthews recognized that a little restraint was in order, and the two compromised with the name "Vanity" and the group name Vanity 6.
I gwan say: KONICHIWA, BITCHES! all the time now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Thanks Manimal!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Julian Sands!I have lusted after him for years!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Not true Sheeps....what about "Diamond" and "Pearl"?
just saying....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Prince always names his women after Greek goddesses or mortal sins.
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Wow, this is graphic.
HB Michael Stipe, Dave Foley and Dyan Cannon.
LCT, Happy Birthday!
Dyan Cannon is 72. Wow she used to be a slut and a half!
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Haha awww thanks guys. You're giving me the vapours. Let's get drunk on a Sunday! Ok, let's not, but let's pretend to.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Happy birfday, LCT! *passes bottle of KettleOne* Have a swig!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LCT!!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I think we just broke her site with massive traffic :/
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Hey! It's LCT's birfday, too! The big 2-5!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
isnt' vanity the girl who used to bang Nikki Sixx and is now a Reverend?
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:55pm.
Oh i did it alright, but with the teensy eensy size of avatars here it wasn't even noticeable.
I'll try again once you're gone.
100usd or i email it to angel for her to work on.
:D
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Tits - you just about gave me a heart attack. Don't scare an old Konichiwa bitch like me!
ready harri?
going up in 3...2....1
bugger. didn't work. pic too fuzzy.
damn your lack of autofocus!!
Maybe a carrot top makeover instead?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:49pm.
D'OH! Never seen Young Frankie!! AnyMcHoot, see ya later, got to do some photoshopping! Bye! Love you! Miss you already!! :)
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OH SHIT.
C U later, bitches. Gotta go do my Sunday chores.
:)
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:45pm.
D'OH! Never seen Young Frankie!! AnyMcHoot, see ya later, got to do some photoshopping! Bye! Love you! Miss you already!! :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:43pm.
"Konichiwa, bitches!" sounds even better (old Chapelle Show reference).
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lol! That's what I textd to my brother on New Years! "Happy New Year! Konichiwa Bitches!!"
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:35pm.
I was about to say that! Trolls are evil! :)
btw- speaking of photoshop, do you like donkeys and midgets? :)
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DAMN YOUR EYES!!
What? Seriously. WHAT? :)
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"Damn Your Eyes" is what Gene Wilder said to Igor in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN. You don't remember? It's meant to be funny. Sorry!
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:43pm.
"Konichiwa, bitches!" sounds even better (old Chapelle Show reference).
HA HA HA Vanity's site is out of control. I wish homegirl had found the right foundation for her face tho!
When I was in 2nd grade, I used to think that kid would like me more if I maybe dressed up in some sexy pirate gear, a la Vanity, and came to school. my, how my priorities were completely out of wack. I think i'll celebrate Miss Born Again's birfday by watching THE LAST DRAGON and playing "If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)" over and over again.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
OMG Her website's so STOOPIT!
1. It's WEB OF LIES!
Web of deceit doesn't even sound good.
2. WHY would YOU write a book? For what purpose? Because you are one of the great writers of all time...?
3. So - You're no longer "Vanity" but you got this website where you are no longer just painting ON your face but displaying your face AS paint. Painted in full tranny makeup. You have not one natural picture of yourself...and you want to tell us how you are no longer "Vanity"? What are you now - "Pride"? Isn't that sin deadlier? Jus' axin'.
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
KONICHIWA is my new favorite word. You use it anytime you are happy, horrified, or anything in between. I think it means "good afternoon" in Japanese. I just like the way it sounds. KONICHIWA!!
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:35pm.
I was about to say that! Trolls are evil! :)
btw- speaking of photoshop, do you like donkeys and midgets? :)
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DAMN YOUR EYES!!
What? Seriously. WHAT? :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Thank you 'leash, my darling!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
I don't want to see it on here being used by someone else all photoshopped and shit.
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Would that be wrong?
Just to be clear... you DON'T want a chola makeover or nothing?
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Um....that sounds kinda fun....
Konichiwa
is that Chickiwah for 'yes, yes I DO want a makeover'?
okeedokee... brb
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
@Pauly: That can be arranged.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:35pm.
I was about to say that! Trolls are evil! :)
btw- speaking of photoshop, do you like donkeys and midgets? :)
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DAMN YOUR EYES!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:37pm.
I don't want to see it on here being used by someone else all photoshopped and shit.
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Would that be wrong?
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Konichiwa!!
I want to be a chola!
Submitted by Hairicane on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:35pm.
I was about to say that! Trolls are evil! :)
btw- speaking of photoshop, do you like donkeys and midgets? :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
I don't want to see it on here being used by someone else all photoshopped and shit.
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Would that be wrong?
Just to be clear... you DON'T want a chola makeover or nothing?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s