Sunday, January 4th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Vanity (50) (You must check out her hot website if you haven't yet!)
Erin Cahill (29)
James Longley (37)
Julia Ormond (44)
Dave Foley (46)
Till Lindemann (46)
Patrick Cassidy (47)
Michael Stipe (49)
Julian Sands (51)
Patty Loveless (52)
Tina Knowles (55)
Dyan Cannon (72)
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It's Denise Matthews to you!!
Submitted by Coffy1978 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:03pm.
Vanity is still beautiful!
She just turned 50?? Damn!!! Talk about raising the bar.... I'm screwed!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Happy Bday Tacky Tina!
Vanity is still beautiful!
So people that have found Jesus and it gives them peace and balance in their life have gone....
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 9:27pm.
Vanity has gone bat shit crazy,
Why are people so freaked out about people that have found Jesus? Her thoughts don't affect you and if it helped her find a positive path in life why is that bad? I checked out her website and she seems happy. That is a tragedy isn't it???
I don't think they will do surgery on you if you are a heavy smoker and won't stop...
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Oh dear, Vanity has found Jesus. Her website goes on and on about it.....
Did you notice that Vanity's website music was created by "Gaelle"?
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When you mess with the bull, you get the horns. What do you get when you mess with the cow? Milk? A blank stare?
Vanity is still gorgeous
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Bye! Good
i always thought vanity was so beautiful...and most of all, she banged prince and nikki sixx...i guess that's why she found the lord...
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
Yay Till Lindemann !!
Happy B-Day! XD
Yay Vanity!
HB LCT! I hope you are having a wonderful day. ♥
Happy birthday Dave Foley! I love me some Kids in the Hall.
Good evening MK. I hope your flight home wasn't too taxing on you delicate sensibilities.
Vanity has gone bat shit crazy, but I still think she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I bet her and Prince would have tons to talk about now, since he has found Jesus too.
Does anyone remember the time she was on the "Tonight Show"? Jay Leno was guest hosting for Johnny Carson and she was as high as a kite! She picked up Johnny's lighter and nearly burned the place down. She announced she was marrying Nikki Six that night. Wow, that was a weird show. She never had kids did she?
Hey APHID!
CONGRATSS
love,
pattycake
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Happy Birfday David Foley...u funny
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Did anyone else notice that the music for Vanity's website was by gaelle? (Gayelle) HAHAHA.
Hey Ho.
Shandi!
Have you read "The Heroine Diaries"? God! I had the most massive crush on Nikki back in the day...the day being last Tuesday.
Happy burfday Julian Sands!!! Pick up "Gothic" if you have never seen it!!
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...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
Nikki Sixx and Vanity used to be an item. Both were big time druggies together. I can't see her website, but I know she's gone crazy with God, so to speak. In Nikki's book, Vanity writes several paragraphs about times in their lives, and at one point, she is just rambling about God and Jesus and stuff, and Nikki's response is "WHAT???". She doesn't even make sense anymore.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Konichiwa Bitches, I'm back!!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
I want to be a chola!
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Your wish is my command!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Vanity is 50 and Michael Stipe is 49?! WTF?! Why are these people SO OLD! So basically they around my age when they made it big in the 80s?! What the hell am I doing with my life (that's what I'm thinking...)
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Anytittyway... I'm gonna go curl up with a book. See ya later, love. Behave yourself. Or don't. I like it when you're naughty!
Not really; it never quite took off. I took off my top, however. You didn't miss much.
AND I MISSED IT?
Hey Pauly... Back again? We were trying to get a round of strip poker earlier.
HI Socky!!
Aaah, Then there is Michael Stipe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6VDmozvNrM
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 2:55pm.
Can Vanity do sex when she's found God?
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She's strictly limited to laying on of hands. So be specific as to where you want them! *wink*
Hi! Pauly! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Can Vanity do sex when she's found God?
Vanity and Michael Lohan definitely need to hook up.
I saw Vanity on a talk show a few years back. At the time she said she was waiting in line for a double kidney transplant (or something similar). Apparently the effects of abusing all those drugs in the old days. She still uses her beauty on her website. Good marketing ploy. She might be a preacher. But she preaches fire and brimstone. Scare the shit out of someone to scare them straight. That is not redemption.
Anyslutway..Happy Birthday Vanity you gorgeous ho.
Ah VANITY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdHBXunvoJA&feature=related
I can't access Vanity's website. But the first part looked like a trailer for a sexy cable mini-series.
Okay Dlisters I'm sorry to have hijacked the thread. I'll check back in later. xoxox
Aphid,
LOL! The man is a keeper! I would marry anyone if they listened to things I tell them in passing...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Thanks, Aphid. You've got mail.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Thank you Deb! It is a vintage setting (from the 50's) and I can't believe he remembered I liked that style but he did.
Drama, yep I am on right now, ask away.
@Aphid,
I saw it and it is lovely. And it makes a wonderful avie too!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Rah Rah for Aphid
Rah Rah for Aphid
Drama's spinning in a circle screaming
Rah Rah for Aphid
2-4-6-8
Spun too much -- must regurgitate!
Rah Rah for Aphid
Love you so!
Hey, are you still on ms? I'd like to ask you about something, & I'd prefer to do in privately.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Deb are you on any other Dlister's Myspace? I can find you.
Hooray for Drama
Hooray for Drama
Aphid does big high kicks yelling
Hooray for Drama
One two three four
I think my groin tendon's tore
But Drama, I love youuuuu! xoxox
*pant pant*
Nobody's called it ugly, but I can just see the rude remarks now. Apparently some ass hat said something on here the other day about my announcement but they deleted it. Hmphf!!
There is an Aphid in BH, CA...is that you?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
LCT: Happy Birthday!
Aphid: Anyone who called your ring ugly is just a jellis h8r.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Deb did you send an add? I'll add you right away. :)
Aphid,
I wanna SEE! Add me as a friend so I can look too...oh plz, oh plz, oh plz...
***jumping up and down with excitement over your engagement***
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Thank you Sandbitch! A picture of it (the ring) is on my Myspace, are you on there? I'd post a picture here but some troll would probably come on here and say it's ugly or whatever.
Aphid and LCT--
Don't you laugh when someone says "Oh, they treated me like I was family."
I always think, "Hunny bunny, that is NOT a good thing!"
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
LCT I know. I'm kinda sad about it, but I think they don't really care because they are very, very Catholic and are still pissed off from me divorcing my first husband (which doesn't even make sense since they didn't like him anyway).
Whatever, my other family and friends are really happy for me. :)