2009 Has Been Saved!
The trash TV gods were shining down upon us, because those dumb whores at Time Warner and Viacom decided to put their dicks away and settle their bitch fight. I swear, I was about to shuffle down to Time Warner and throw used condoms at their asses, because they were going to make me miss the Charm School Reunion Show (clip above)! If I didn't' get to see Sharon Osbourne take down that fat faced slut Megan, I was going to cut everyone's cable lines. If I can't see that shit, nobody can!
I can put my rusty razor away, because Vh1 and 18 other channels didn't go dark for Time Warner customers this morning. The dumb bitch CEO of Time Warner said, "We are pleased that our customers will continue to be able to watch the customers will continue to be able to watch the programming they enjoy on MTV Networks. We are sorry they had to endure a day of public disagreement as we worked through this negotiation."
They wouldn't say what the new terms of the deal are, but you better believe they are going to be charging us more. Even if they don't need to, they will, because now they have an excuse. Those greedy whores loves to roll around in as much money as possible.
I'm still giving the side-eye to both Time Warner and Viacom, but at least I have my Vh1 and Dora the Explorer! Seriously, Dora is some good shit, but only when you're stooooned.
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vsudiva....whats with black girls and the word diva? Your not a diva. Not sure why you people want to be one. Its a 4 letter word synonomous with cunt. The only thing worse then black girls and the word diva is that every chunky puerto rican girl needs to put 'sexxxy' before their name on myspace.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Speaking of cable TV and marathons, Mr. Hekki is watching "The Honeymooners". Gawd, I hate that show. Apparently, that's blasphemy because it's a sitcom classic, but I do. That big fat delusional blowhard always threatening to hit his wife. And that desolate little apartment and their meager existence. That show makes me angry and depressed.
I also feel that way about "I Love Lucy", too. Ricky was always trying to keep Lucy down. He was a controlling asshole and I suspected he beat her, too. I wondered why he even married her, since he hated her fun spirit.
Bah!
Submitted by vsudiva on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 3:21pm.
my friend called me up mad that i posted that lol
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yeah, cause, er.. how could anyone resist such beauty. And mega rich dudes that crap $100 bills. You know that shit is something we're looking for EVERY FUCKING DAY,
FIST SPAMMER OF 2009!!
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Submitted by cornmuncher on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:57pm.
ELB has been hijacked
* running to corner to fling poo*
LollyZ :o)
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I WANNA FLING POO ALL OVER THAT CORN BITCH
ELB has been hijacked
* running to corner to fling poo*
I'm stoked about the Charm School: Rock of Love 2 Reunion show.....which is practically tragic, it's so sad. ;]
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I know I'm old because I can remember when MTV and VH1 actually played nothing but videos.
MTV and VH1 are just showcases for oxygen-thieving reality show twats, anyway. The world will not end if their shows are taken off the air. As long as NESN and ESPN are still up and running, things will be just fine.
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The FCC is an independent government agency charged with encouraging competition in all communications markets and protecting the public interest. At the direction of Congress, the FCC develops and implements policy concerning interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable.
I went on and on about this yesterday but I think it's very important for everyone to research and find their state's cable commission's email. Don't trust the local city, go straight to the state and bombard them with emails when your cable company fucks with you. They do it because they can get away with it and most of us have no resources to get to the right people. If you live in Florida, here is Tallahassee's
joyce@fcta.com
That's it. Copy and paste that email address and I guarantee you Comcast or whoever your cable company is in Florida will stop dicking around. They personally call you back within the next day of your complaint. I've gotten results. I have the saved emails to prove it.
Here's the website addy
http://www.fcta.com/
One more thing and I'm done. I'm so passionate about this subject because Comcast is satan's spawn aka George Bush's relative
The Florida Public Service Commission has rate and service authority over investor-owned electric utilities, investor-owned natural gas distributers, local exchange telephone companies and privately owned water and wastewater utilities, with limited jurisdiction over rural electric cooperatives and municipally owned electric utilities. The PSC's main objectives are to protect consumers from unreasonable rates and terms of service; to encourage maximum efficiency in utility company operations and management; to ensure public safety and help the public deal with regulated companies; and to establish regulatory standards and apply them in a fair and consistent manner.
The FCC is an independent government agency charged with encouraging competition in all communications markets and protecting the public interest. At the direction of Congress, the FCC develops and implements policy concerning interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable.
After I finished posting that my cable blipped out big time. They're on to me. I may be gone for a long time after this.
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I wouldn't be surprised if it was all bs just so they can have an excuse to charge us more, which like MK said, they will anyway.
They are greedy whores and they keep getting away with it because they have no competition in the city, if you live in a building that doesn't have Directv or similar option, you're stuck with Time Warner and their ridiculous prices.
The channel to be on today if SciFi channel watching the Twilight Zone marathon. God that show was ahead of it's time. It's 50 this old this year.
I love the one called "Twelve looks like you. It's the one where everyone must be transformed into one of two models slim blonde or burnette. That's what Hollywood cranks out these days. Same looking actresses and actors.
hahaha. Rod Sterling saw the future!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Well Comedy Central would have at least be missed, and those Behind the Music things always suck time from my busy schedule during Xmas at the folks...I can watch TV for 8 hours straight! Weeee!
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Who actually enjoys the MTV networks nowadays? Now that's delusional!
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mrsoul said we could break our contract with Time Warner if they dropped all our favorite shows. :)
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I'd like to be the first to state in 2009. Y'all are alts and Mouse!!!!!! What? I have proof!
Holy crap, I can't spell.
Since Bright House guarenteed me a price for the next two years, I think I'm going to call and bitch even if they do try to raise my bill a quarter.
"Do you know the meaning of guarentee? Do they teach you that here?"
Submitted by vsudiva on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:11pm.
it's cool, just don't mention anything here about sex hookers.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I watch Dora so I can learn Spanish. No joke. I'm the worst Mexican alive.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I just asked my Drill Sargent brother who shows no emotion when it comes to everything if his Viacom channels went black and he said 'No, Thank Goodness' That's a huge statement of emotion coming from my brother. If he was disturbed like that I can only imagine.
I want to see Sharon tear out Megan's hair really bad but I'm afraid to talk about it because Comcast will know I'm anticipating it and schedule an outage
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I cannot wait for this train wreck..fo reals
I think I'm gonna go ahead with my boycott anyway.
I'm sure my IQ will thank me.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
my friend called me up mad that i posted that lol
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i was fixin' to choke a bitch so now i'll have to watch Tropic Thunder and go to Starbucks instead.
nope, the chick that eat a lot one. ur friend is an arse ( please tell him I said that)lol
Alas, Shaniquanaynay , do have a happy new year .
LOL@ "Trash TV Gods".
Mk, you have a way with words. lmao
Submitted by impacted waste on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:34pm.
Hi! We'd be great company together right now. haha I just cracked a beer and already ate the pork and sauerkraut.
thank you...are u the one who commented on my michale vick post? lol
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Submitted by vsudiva on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:19pm
Girl, you sound funny, good luck with your blog.
I did post a comment.
coupla beers and pork and sauerkraut and a coupla more beers . Yup . I'm hot boxing big time , whew .
huh?
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hahaha, so true MK. Dora the explorer saved my ex from a bad shroom trip.
Submitted by vsudiva on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:19pm.
Hi there,
I would just go to your profile then and add it as a signature. :) Something like this:
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Visit my new blog!
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I dont mean to be spamming, just trying to drum up visitors to my site...But im not one of those spammers that be like i saw so and so at this wealthy dating site...thats all i meant..
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if you are not a spammer, why are you spamming?
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its a person from france.
so anyway im usually a lurker and i hope im not being out of line but i recently started my own blogsite at www.vsudiva.bogspot.com and i would appreciate if yall go check it out. I promise im not a spammer or anything...feel free to leave coments on my post...thank you www.vsudiva.blogspot.com
I can't WAIT to see Sharon tear into that hobag.
I never understood why MK hadn't made Map from Dora a Hot Slut. He's totally gay.
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I had already begun plotting ways to steal the neighbors' satellite.
Whew!
You know I did my quick check after midnight to make sure this shit didn't disappear.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This is Great news!!
*does a happy dance*
*trips over pizza box*
I have Direct tv, so no worries like that for me. Can't miss Charm school!
How sad is it that I'm almost looking forward to the Charm School reunion show?
Dora? really, I'm going to have to smoke and off to watch that spanish little slut. what about Diego?
Did I not say yesterday it would be over within hours? You know it couldn't last.