2009 Has Been Saved!
The trash TV gods were shining down upon us, because those dumb whores at Time Warner and Viacom decided to put their dicks away and settle their bitch fight. I swear, I was about to shuffle down to Time Warner and throw used condoms at their asses, because they were going to make me miss the Charm School Reunion Show (clip above)! If I didn't' get to see Sharon Osbourne take down that fat faced slut Megan, I was going to cut everyone's cable lines. If I can't see that shit, nobody can!
I can put my rusty razor away, because Vh1 and 18 other channels didn't go dark for Time Warner customers this morning. The dumb bitch CEO of Time Warner said, "We are pleased that our customers will continue to be able to watch the customers will continue to be able to watch the programming they enjoy on MTV Networks. We are sorry they had to endure a day of public disagreement as we worked through this negotiation."
They wouldn't say what the new terms of the deal are, but you better believe they are going to be charging us more. Even if they don't need to, they will, because now they have an excuse. Those greedy whores loves to roll around in as much money as possible.
I'm still giving the side-eye to both Time Warner and Viacom, but at least I have my Vh1 and Dora the Explorer! Seriously, Dora is some good shit, but only when you're stooooned.
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@Sugaroo: Thanks... I'm gonna go back in and snuggle with the big guy and our 90 lb fur-kid!
Leash - feel better! I've been there so I feel your pain.
My husband is actually pretty understanding which is why he got me a housekeeper who comes in three days a week. Of course, there are things I won't let her do but at least I don't have to do dishes or vaccuum.
Ain't no shame in that. I do volunteering too. "House-wifey" stuff IS work. Don't let anyone tell you it ain't! My husband used to try to run that game. Until I stopped washing his clothes.
Sugaroo, I'm gonna go lay back down for a bit - this Vicodin I took a while ago just kicked in and now I'm feeling all pukey. Had some wisdom teeth pulled. Gonna switch to Aleve. Happy Friday to you...
@ Leash: I do volunteer work and things. Plus I have a garden to work on in summer, and in the winter I have a lot of projects to do around the house. I am constantly re-arranging furniture, stenciling the dining room, changing things like curtains and pillows and stuff. Housewifey stuff.
@Sugaroo: Nice. I HAVE to work or I'd go nuts. Actually, I'm already there, what am I saying?
Leash, I don't work, so I don't even have that excuse! My husband is the bread-winner up in here, so I get to play on the puter when I feel like it. I actually took up Bargello a couple months ago and discovered that the sneaking feeling I had that I sucked at it was confirmed. So now I play on here and email with Carrot, who is a riot and a doll.
@Sugaroo: I work mostly from home, so I don't have that problem. I've spent DAYS in jammies... It's only on the weekends that I have to look presentable to the world, go out, and that's only fours hours a day.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:05am.
@ Sugaroo: And THEN seek the services of a mental healthcare professional. I just enjoy getting on and getting laffs from the stuff MK posts - no matter how crappy a day I might be having, I can always count on that when I come here.
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What I like about this place is none of you guys can see me, so I can sit here in my jammies with my hair standing up in all directions, no make-up and bad morning breaf.............and it's OKAY! LOL! Until my husband comes in and screams WHAT THE HELL!
@ Sugaroo: And THEN seek the services of a mental healthcare professional. I just enjoy getting on and getting laffs from the stuff MK posts - no matter how crappy a day I might be having, I can always count on that when I come here.
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"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."
I know. It's weird. The trolls who materialize just to start shit don't help. They pit people against each other.
The other day (night?) someone who I shan't mention, came on and attacked Carrot and me for NO reason whatsoever. She accused us of hating on her when no one had mentioned her name or even alluded to her. She was clearly trying to start something and we let her know we weren't falling for it. She fled to another thread where she was all sweetness and light until she realized people weren't paying attention to her and then she started up again. I saw she was at it last night as well. When you depend on a gossip blog for attention and validation, it's long past time to step away from your PC and get a life!
I'm still too "new" - that is I don't know the history of some of the others, but I don't like seeing people ganged up on, no matter HOW screwed up they may seem. And there was a lot of that going around.
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"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."
@Leash. I know. It's fun bagging on the Paris-lovers and the Brangeloonies, but whatever went on last night was wrong on so many levels. I saw they even posted someone's real name but it got deleted - I didn't see it myself, though. No telling how many people saw it before it did. At least MK got some revenue out of it, I guess. All those comments and stuff.
@ Sugaroo: Why do some people feel the need to take their person crap to THIS place? I thought that's what group therapy was for. There should be a GROUP THERAPY category; last night was insane. Very manic.
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"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:45am.
'Mornin, Sugaroo... There was a lot of action up in here last night.
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So I smelled! Happy Gnu Year, Leash! I tried to read some of it but either comments were changed/deleted or I need more coffee, because I didn't get it at all. I now do see someone who is a total instigator (she tried it on me and I handed her her head) was up to her usual brown stuff, so I will avoid her like the plague now.
'Mornin, Sugaroo... There was a lot of action up in here last night.
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"And now you've got that look, as if I've just finger-banged your cat."
What the hairy old hell went on in here the past couple days? 1400+ comments on that one thread and most of it trolls or troll-baiters!
Someone needs a hobby.
Anytroll, HAPPY GNU YEAR!
hey Charles Manson don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. K? ;)kisses.you're priceless..don't ever change babe really. :)
MK????????? 8)
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Eddy: Uh oh, it's my brother!
Edd: YOUR BROTHER?
Ed: YOUR BROTHER!
Thank God!I am so looking forward to more Celeb Rehab and Sober Living episodes!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@Fuzzyslippers: Alan Rickman is my peepaw crush. Please don't change your avi.
Hello?
*echoes*
Okies, I guess I'm off to bed. Peace out, schlutts! xoxo
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I can't wait for this shit!!! I hate megan!
I cannot wait for the charm school reunion. I have many, many opinions to post and I need some evidence. haha
thank god because i don't know what i would have done if they took off spoungebob!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
SAVED US FROM GODDAMN FUCKING WHAT. WHO THE GODDAMN FUCKING CARES ABOUT THESE STUPID ASS FUCKING CHANNELS. THEY CAN ALL BURN IN HELL. IF ANY OF THE GODDAMN STUPID WHORES BITCHES ON THESE FUCKING CHANNELS APPROACHED ME I WOULD GODDAMN BLOW THEIR FUCKING GODDAMN ASSES OFF.
HEY!!! MK come out and play!pleases.
is that you . in your avi???wow!
(back to dangling a string in front of our #2 cat) %O
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Eddy: Uh oh, it's my brother!
Edd: YOUR BROTHER?
Ed: YOUR BROTHER!
DG, my spelling is a tosser.
I just don't care.
Happy Newwwwwwwww typo! lol :)
My spelling is atrocious today. My apologies folks, I really did graduate both high school and college. Maybe reading the 700 posts with carebear and her poor English skills rubbed off on me.
@ Sandbitch,
Good to be back *bounces* :D :D :D :D
@ Dot, Hope it goes soon for you. If everyday could be like yesterday, I'd be a very happy woman :D ((Hugs))
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
At the"End of the Day," The Time Warner news is great, but by 9AM this morning I was already dragging my ass home in the same dress I was wearing the night before. Had brunch later, took a nap, then woke up to chat to you sluts. Happy New Year!!!!!
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"I have a feeling we're in for lots of surprises." - Michael Scofield
You know, a lot of the girls on Charm School struck me as having poor hygene, like Brandi, and well the other Brandi, and Lacey and Rodeo, and........
Vixen: Me too! I also liked Cinnamon on "Mission: Impossible". She was elegant and cool as a cucumber.
Erin has a cute ass.
Hekki...this is the ass of Erin Andrews. She's a sideline reporter during sporting events.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
DAE, I'm trying to shake off the permafrost. lol Hope all went well with you, presh. ((HUG))
DAE in da house!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:21pm.
Hey all! How was everyone's New Year? Hope it was good!
==And same to you DAE, good to see your eyes...
Hekki: I wanted to be Batgirl on Batman. She was a cool chick who beat up bad guys and rode a minibike and wore a leotard. Bitchin!
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Hey all! How was everyone's New Year? Hope it was good!
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
Submitted by ocd can be good: "What I found odd about all the sitcoms from the 60's and 70's was that there was usually a dead parent. Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, My 3 Sons. I could go on. All dead."
Good point! Hmmmm.
I wonder what our kids will be saying about today's sitcoms. Probably nothing, since there aren't any. Okay. Wonder what they'll say about reality shows.
Oh gee, more billion $$$ corporations fighting greedily over money. Shocker.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by ocd can be good on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 8:29pm
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I think you're onto something there. Divorce was still frowned upon, definitely up until the 80s.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
I always wondered that if back then they couldn't have a person that was divorced on t.v. so they just killed them instead.
Submitted by ocd can be good on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 8:23pm.
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That's true! I never thought of that...I guess the *swinging sixties (& seventies) meant that it would be more entertaining and timely maybe to have a single parent on the dating scene. I guess that was more accepted then, then in the 50s for example?
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
What I found odd about all the sitcoms from the 60's and 70's was that there was usually a dead parent. Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, My 3 Sons. I could go on. All dead.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 7:30pm.
Speaking of cable TV and marathons, Mr. Hekki is watching "The Honeymooners". Gawd, I hate that show. Apparently, that's blasphemy because it's a sitcom classic, but I do. That big fat delusional blowhard always threatening to hit his wife. And that desolate little apartment and their meager existence. That show makes me angry and depressed.
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Me too!!! When Jackie Gleason makes that threatening motion like he's gonna punch her, cause she smart-mouths him... WTF *me=stone faced*..that's supposed to be funny? Another era I guess - I know my parents thought it was hilarious.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
TITS: Oh, yeah, yoga ass. I had a yoga body once... Incredible what holding a pose can do. There is a show on the Oxygen channel called "Inhale", which I used to DVR and do to get in shape after my second kid. It was perplexing to sweat buckets without even DOING anything.
Vixen: Yay, someone agrees with me!
It seems that so many of those oldie shows are about zany or vivacious women with ambitions getting stomped and stopped by their men. I HATE that. "I Dream of Jeanie" and "Bewitched" were like that, too.
As a little girl, the fun(ny) of those shows pretty much escaped me, because I thought the husbands were mean jealous and controlling. Like, I was FIVE and thought it was unfair.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 7:42pm.
Provolone: Oh no you di'n't! You've got some balls on you!
Whose ass is that in your avvie? I'm a little jealous of whoever (whomever) she is.
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Hekki - that my dear is a yoga ass. Yoga seems to me one of THE most boring things on earth. I can't imagine doing it long enough to get a butt like that, but at least there appears to be a pay off.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 7:30pm.
Speaking of cable TV and marathons, Mr. Hekki is watching "The Honeymooners". Gawd, I hate that show. Apparently, that's blasphemy because it's a sitcom classic, but I do. That big fat delusional blowhard always threatening to hit his wife. And that desolate little apartment and their meager existence. That show makes me angry and depressed.
I also feel that way about "I Love Lucy", too. Ricky was always trying to keep Lucy down. He was a controlling asshole and I suspected he beat her, too. I wondered why he even married her, since he hated her fun spirit.
Bah!
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ITA! I loathed Jackie Gleason and that blue collar depressing closed minded existance on The Honeymooners. I didn't hate Lucy, but she was nowhere near as funny as Carol Burnett.
Stan Hooper: I'm totally watching the TZ marathon, even though I've seen them all multiple times. My favorite it Time Enough At Last, where bookworm Burgess Meredith lives through a nuclear bomb while reading on his lunch hour in the bank vault and can finally read uninterrupted when he drops his glasses and breaks them. GAA!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Provolone: Oh no you di'n't! You've got some balls on you!
Whose ass is that in your avvie? I'm a little jealous of whoever (whomever) she is.