Kathy Griffin Has Completed My Year
This is why Kathy Griffin and Mah Boo should co-host every single show on every single channel during every single time slot. Don't even listen to my babbling about the clip above, this shit speaks for itself. I mean, all Mah Boo wanted to talk and giggle about was his undying love for The Real Housewives of Atlanta and then Kathy just had to go and make my life by telling some drunktard on the street, "I'm working! "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!" Yes, it's a line from Mr. Show, but Kathy used it with grace and class. She also gets ten million bonus points for saying it front of Mah Boo. Why oh why wasn't there a camera on his adorable face when she said that?! His face probably went from pasty white to magenta in 3 seconds flat and then he exploded from the giggles.
And no, I wasn't the drunk heckler on the street, but Kathy can come to my job and knock the dicks out of my mouth anytime she fucking wants.
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His face probably went from pasty white to magenta in 3 seconds flat
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that would've been nice to see
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:17am
Hey, thanks angel! Oh wait, the fact that I went back to check to see if anybody commented means that I care. Caring = NOT sexy. Darn.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love that so much ! She better win the grammy!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This is the only reason I stayed up for New Years Eve!
Submitted by wrongagain on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:32am.
i love kathy..she has no filter and that is some funny shit...but it is true, martin lawrence originated this line way back in the day...kathy did use it appropriately though...
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certified to knock dicks outta mouths...
I wish that heckler had grabbed that pathetic wig off her head. I can't stand KG, remember Murphyturf Kathy? Yes, she's a lot funner than you!
Actually the dicks in the mouth line is from Martin Lawrence pre Martin show in his stand up act.
Chefcammi, did you win the contest?
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"Bloody" is a swear?
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
I've never heard that line myself, but we don't swear in England.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
KG and AC's chemistry is so Donnie and Marie. She ribs him and he giggles.
CNN is probably loving the press over this since their ratings are so low.
KG may be forced to apologize, but isn't her fault...the techie who forgot to cut the mike when AC said they were going to commercial is probably sweating though.
BUT it was the highlight of ANY NYE special.
and BOO on CNN for their butchered video of Lady GaGa.
I love Kathy,she is so funny but she is not a very good gold digger to lose such a big fish after having him on the hook.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:29am.
I don't give a shit, either. Am I sexay? Yes, I'm fishing.
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SEXY!
Sorry that took so long. I'm busay:)
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this show sounds funnier than the one I watched.
OHMYGOD!!! It spoke!!!! Wake up tiger!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:14am
BABY FUCKING GODDAMN DARLING. IF ANYONE TOUCHED MY FUCKING PRECIOUS THEY WOULD HAVE A FUCKING SHOTGUN UP THEIR FUCKING ASS BLOWING FUCKING HAIR OFF THEIR FUCKING GODDAMN HEAD.
Um no actually that old joke (dicks in the mouth) was originally done back in 1994 on one of Martin Lawrence's stand up comedy routines (You So Crazy). Well before K. Griffin or "Mr. Show" ever thought of it. Just goes to show white people always stealing shit from the black man and trying to make it original. It was way funnier when he said it back in 1994.
Instant legend for delivering that line.
--thanks awfully--
I don't give a shit, either. Am I sexay? Yes, I'm fishing.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Charles = anarchy. I'm a big fan..
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Angel- I agree. I have sort of a crush on both Jim and Charles. They are truly the international men of mystery!
@Dude...do your amps go up to 11...you are one sharp and funny MF....
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:10am.
Post one all caps comments full of expletives and then disappear without talking to anyone! So mysterious! It kinda turns me on, lol.
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Right?
Men who don't give a shit are sexay! ;p
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:58pm.
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Fuck bro. Do your amps, by chance, go up to 11?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:58pm
Cholly! It's my Cholly!!! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER! and I really mean that from the bottom of my cold, black, tiny little DListed tiger heart...Awwww, I know...all you DListers stop tearing up...you're going to make me cry....*sniff, sniff*...I need a tissue...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They were here at the same time?!? But their styles are so similar! I fucking love them. Post one all caps comments full of expletives and then disappear without talking to anyone! So mysterious! It kinda turns me on, lol.
And that's the second time I've heard ACoop pull the "Oh, Honey..." in the last month. He also said it talking to Ellen re: Nene/RHOA.
I love how he subtly has outed himself.
I only crush on him when he giggles with KG, it's cute.
@Stones..HNY...I dunno Jim, but I kinda like this charles guy...
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:01am.
Happy New Year, whores! *busts into thread pants down* Is Charles Manson really all caps Jim? I don't think I've seen him since Manson showed up.
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I used to think that but then once they were here at the *gasp!* SAME TIME! Dun dun dun!~
I just don't know anything anymore;\
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I was wondering about you today Charles. My New Years wouldn't be complete without seeing one of your posts. Seriously, I look forward to them. They often echo what I think but am afraid to say out loud! Happy New Year Charles Manson. Never did I think I would be saying that!
Happy New Year, whores! *busts into thread pants down* Is Charles Manson really all caps Jim? I don't think I've seen him since Manson showed up.
Same as Charles said..
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STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING BITCH. I HATE THESE STUPID FUCKING BITCHES WHO ARE TRYING TO PULL OFF THEIR GODDAMN FUCKING CAPERS ON NETWORK FUCKING TV WHERE THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE DOING SO. SAVE IT FOR YOUR STUPID LAME FUCKING STAND UP FUCK ROUTINE. NEGATIVE ATTENTION SEEKING FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES. STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
@TL...Agreed. Oh, I rarely post on topic, it's how I roll...
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Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:47pm.
@TL...If some slut you don't like has genital warts, I could see how that would be funny. But if I found out I had them I would not find it so comical, a lot like KG...
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No, I hear ya. Whores either love KG or they hate her...It's kinda like sushi, either you love it or you hate it...Wait, am I getting a little lesbo in my analogy or have I just been reading too much DListed?
Anywho, yeah. Genital warts on your own junk? Totally not funny...Genital warts on some whore's junk yo' ass hate? Beyond funny, I'm going with priceless here...Ok, so...Wait what the hell was this post about? Lesbo sushi funny genital warts? I need a drink....*hic*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@TL...If some slut you don't like has genital warts, I could see how that would be funny. But if I found out I had them I would not find it so comical, a lot like KG...
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On the second time watching this, she probably thought that they were off the air at that point.
PS Coop is so gay... "Oh, honey"...come on!
let me just tell you MK, i ain't one to gossip, so i'm only going to say this once....
but yer boo shops at where i work every now and again and he's always kind of prick-ish. and not in a good way slut. the staff agrees, he's rude. and in person he's not that cute. queen needs moisturizer and some bronzer.
but he's ya pookie and i understand.
love love love love love mz kathy.
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:37pm.
KG is as funny as genital warts...
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So, what are you saying? When I found out this slutty whore who I hated got genital warts, that shit was HILARIOUS! Still is...I'm peeing from laughter as we speak, BUT IT DOESN'T BURN WHEN I PEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Uh-uh...I just farted...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've decided that they need to make little stuffed Andy Coo dolls...Aw, you can snuggle up to a widdle silver fox in your vewy own bed...Oh, and those widdle cutsie silver fox dolls need to be anatomically correct...What? What? What's the poing of having a my stuffed Andy Coo Boo if I can't fuck him (or myself) blue?...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
KG is as funny as genital warts...
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:26pm.
at the rate my lack of real job opportunities are going, is knocking dicks outta folks mouth a job that pays? what are the qualifications?
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DListed slut. What more dick knockin' involved job qualification do you need?
I'm sure MK offers a certification in DListed Dick Mouf Knockin'...
That'd be the icing on the cake on your resume....I mean, you have the basics down, right?...Know how to slap a bitch down...street fightin' 101...That Bar Bitch Better Serve Me Another Drink...I'll cut a beesh...yes? Ok, I'd say you're a good candidate. Put your best dick knockin' DListed slut gear on for that interview, and you go, you DListed dick knocker!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
at the rate my lack of real job opportunities are going, is knocking dicks outta folks mouth a job that pays? what are the qualifications?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I was waiting for this post!
Is it just me or whenever anyone sees and ad for "Anderson Cooper 360", you automatically go MAH BOO??
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:21pm.
Me, too -- SIL in the hospital, family trying to shove their manufactured drama my way, so yeah, made mine too :)
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sorry to hear about your son-in-law..
I was brushing my teeth on Tues. night, when I heard a thump behind me and turned around just in time for the extremely heavy laundry room door to randomly fall off its hinges and slam into my face...short story: broken nose, 2 black eyes, multiple cuts. Then on top of the broken nose, I had my heart broken as well on NYE. :(
*kicks 2008 in its ASS on the way out!!*
Bitch is fearless, gotta love her!
Happy New Year, dlisters! ( eww, rhymes with blisters.. oh, well)...
Nope almost 24 hours later and I still dont like Kathy Griffin. I've been in love with AC since the Mole tho.
LOVE. HER.
Kathy is so fucking funny.
I saw her live when she came to my area and she was amazing--- I almost pissed myself. I can't wait til MLOTDL starts up again.
Speaking of, do any of you fags/hags know what is going on with Jessica?? I don't think she works for KG anymore..?? ________________________________________________
"I'm the normal one and everyone else is crazy. Thank you, next question" -Kathy Griffin
These two have chemistry....I tell you what!
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