Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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I get deeply appalled when I look in the mirror.
Tits, I will reveal that neither gun (yes, there were two) belonged to me, and so you don't think I am some sort of weirdo, I am unfortunately a person who stupidly trusts and tries to help people, and everytime I do, I end up in a fucked up, Quentin Tarantino type situation. I also have a dandy tale of a trip I was asked to go along on to Oklahoma. You would not believe all of the shit I have tales of. When people hear my fractured fairy tales, they really think I am a pathological, albeit amusing, liar.
I once had a job in a troll factory. But I started eating the trolls and got fired :(
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:17am.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/blind-items-revealed_851.html
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Wow. *crossing Mae West's pic off my avie list*
Oh TigerL, You're the bestest fucking whore in all of dlisted.
*tosses bucket of cod tongues into cage*
erm... you ARE in a cage... right?
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:20am.
Oh dear god, I had that done six months ago and my entire face was swollen twice its size for TWO WEEKS. Ice packs, ice packs, and more ice packs!! And DON'T SMOKE.
Oh pickles, not that crap again.
I have no life
Nope this is the troll factory. Spewing out trolls as they are manufactured.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:26am.
Who, .?
Look, I trust you, but I was pretty shocked by Mix Well calling her an fat ugly wannabe cheerleader. That's pretty low. Oh well, I shouldn't have involved myself. I love everyone here! *passes bong around*
Stoney, don't say the 'AIDS' word. You might get in trouble.
Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:21am.
I was offering my drugs to her in the first place! How about YOU read before you comment?
Stoney,
I hate to get into this, but you've got the wrong end of the stick. I can see how it could easily happen. The troll you're defending has a habit of going back and deleting her most hateful vile spewing rants. You could have easily missed them.
Count yourself lucky. I made the mistake of reading one today, and was deeply appalled.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:20am.
*passes popcorn to TITS*
*licks choc-top icecream*
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devilgirl, don't apologize. no need. just read the post's that the people you defend post. i ain't evil. but bullshit is bullshit.
I thought Hayden Panettiere's website was troll headquarters.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
TwoCents, you rock! Thanks! That is all kinds of fucked up.
What the hell is going on up in here? I just woke up from a bad hangover and people are fighting all crazy.
Its exciting that I have found the troll headquarters here. This is a great find and I have made notes.
Look, Mix, it's New Years, so I am sorry for being rude, but you were cruel to .
Dot- I hope I didn't give you the impression I wanted personal info. To be clear, I have no problem if you did. I am sorry you have had a bad year, you are not alone, believe you me. If you want me to tell you another fucked up story of mine so you can see that I am a moron of the biggest stripe, I am sure it will make you feel better! Cheer up, I like ya, I know I am not the coolest kid in class, but I am fun to beat up on and make fun of.
Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:06am.
I'm so happy tonight. You brats think you can change me but I'm still smiling. You buggaboos.
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We talked about this....
Quit baiting...Really, you don't need to do that...ZIP IT...(from Austin Powers)...Everytime you bait, you're getting a ZIP IT....:-D
zip-zip...z-z-...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh dear dog!
spawn of palin spawn lives!!!!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/12/forget-cigars-oxycontin-for-ev...
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Stoney, I'd ask for some of those Valium but I don't think they'd mix well with the Vike's I've been eating since I had my wisdom teeth pulled..!
So you don't like a poster here. So what? It's just dlisted. No reason to attack a stranger and call her fat. I'm just sayin'. I surf on here on and off all day and I've never noticed her saying anything as nasty as what you said. It won't matter that I reported you, though. It takes A LOT to get banned on here unless you're a racist homophobic monster. Or you tell AIDS jokes.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:15am.
Creemy I would probably get in trouble telling another "War and Peace" tale tonight. I will give you a teaser- That same night, I was threatened by another person with a beating, then with a gun..........
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I'm on the edge of my seat.
Say, was it your gun by any chance?
Frankly if it were me i'd be living up in a tree by now.
mix - i thought your knot comment was hilarious.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
@Stoney
Found it:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/blind-items-revealed_851.html
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Here, have a couple valium, ..
the worst year? oh jesus! you are honestly insane.
stoney, do you pay attention to that bitch at all? apparently not. report me. whatev.
Creemy I would probably get in trouble telling another "War and Peace" tale tonight. I will give you a teaser- That same night, I was threatened by another person with a beating, then with a gun..........
devilgirl, what is so ignorant about me?
I most certainly do control this site! Ask anyone! =)
You were reported for being a nasty bully bitch. There's really no reason to pick on someone's appearance just because you don't like their stories. Are you stuck in junior high or something?
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:05pm.
Please share tales when he lived with you. Please? The beating story was hysterical.
Stoney - no idea which item. There's a list at the side 'blind items revealed' over and over again - no titles. I think it was about half way down the list.
maybe.
it's not all dirt either, some nice ones too.
the mae west one was DIRTY.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
stoney, why have i been reported? the fake shit here is ok, but calling it isn't? whatever. you don't control this site.
Oh, and Mix Well, you are truly an ignorant troll! Go and spread your New Years cheer over at JJ. You suck!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:01am.
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Between you & Socky...I can't quite decide which is you is the more hardcore addict. The advantage you have is you eat...human meat. Little Socky just bites the ankles. lol
BTW - I love reading the exchanges you and Socky share. Too funny. Can't help but love that little monster! She comes across as having a very loving & loyal soul.
ON T: Aw, hell.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:40pm.
Hey, I clicked on that link earlier and couldn't find the Mae West shit. Think you can copy/paste it for a fat lazy bitch like myself?
. - You are not seriously crying? Heck there are far worse things in life than being ganged up on (unless it's two preggo chicks!). Actually being ganged up on can be fun sometimes! Don't fret none on New Years, my littlest furry, Babykins Mushroom says to stop crying and start snarking on someone, like, Paris, or Angelina, or Tiny Tim ( not the Dickens one) : )
Stupidity is contagious only if you willingly choose to become infected.
Rise up and ignore.
the DUDE! abides...
Mix Well, you've been reported.
I have printed this thread and put you on on the internet troll registry.
Mix Well,
what's your beef with me?
I'm a 500 pound cow. That's not my 'real' pic remember? lol
Submitted by . on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:51pm.
My popcorn recipe:
1/8 cup virgin coconut oil 1/4 cup butter. Dry pop [measured] a big bowl, measured dry pop maximum popping thingy, pop and drizzle butter/coconut oil mixture and salt.
Good stuff.
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Holy shit, dot. That sounds like a delicious heart attack on a plate....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Garlic popcorn is the best. Yummy. All buttery and garlic-y- however, do not make on a first date. Bad idea.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Strobe lights are not cute, Mk.
What the FUCK? It's dlisted for Christs sake!!
I think Piven's in Thailand right now. Nice climate for tigers. *Looking up plane tickets to Thailand for Tiger on Travelocity*.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dead-actress on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:46pm.
Well, since Sheeps called me FAT in a recent post...Oh yes he did, he went there, I'll go with Phoebe...since I'm to FUCKIN' FAT to eat anyone plumper...:-(...
Ooooh, but I read in a tabloid Pivs is TOTALLY lying about the mercury poisoning. He just wanted to get out of his latest gig to partay. Yeah, he deserves a major Roying....Hate that fucker.
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*handing TigerLilly huge bag of catnip found in Socky's hamper* *shrug* Hmmmm..I think it was meant for you. Says "Happy New Year, TigerLils"
No matter the "roll" - Jeremy Piven just reeks of Wig-Adjuster Glue & Doucheman.
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Yeah, Socky told me I could totally huff Piv's Wig Adjuster Glue and get the highest high I've ever experienced...The Douchemanlessness will kill the buzz, though, so logic follows...kill the douche, long live the buzz...*Googling Piv's rezzie...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:54pm.
The last thing I want to find in me box o crackerjack is a 12" rubber dildo.
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The old Cracker Jack song...
What do you get
When you open the top
And look inside
And smack your lips
And turn it over
And spill it out?
What do you get?
Lip-smacking'
Whipcrackin'
Paddywhackin'
Olagazackin'
Infolackin'
Alliganackin'
Crackerjackin'
Cracker Jack!
Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize...
That's what you get in Cracker Jack!
Thorny, darlin'...I think Cracker Jacks kinda caters to another crowd....LOL
ON T: Sketti don't like Cracker Jacks.