Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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@Pauly: I'm wondering if I should cholarize my avi. She was a fierce bitch.
Tits, I haven't told these travails of mine in a long while and if I hadn't lived them, I wouldn't believe them myself. I would love to move, but unfortunately we own a lot of land around here and the house that I live in was left to me by my grandmother. I could never find a place anywhere else that I could afford that would be as nice and have privacy (ha, did I actually say privacy?) Actually things have calmed down the last 5 yrs. and I have so many pets I could never live in a city(although I do miss living in the city)and they be happy. Here they have fresh air, land to prowl and a big house. Plus I would never sell my grandparents home.
I speak to people on the telly but I can't speak to my Social Worker on it or she will increase my meds.
"If being associated with Period makes me wrong, then I don't wanna be right!"
enough said.
Anything goes in.
Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old pyjamas,
Mutton! Beef! and Trout!
Anything goes in...
(Repeat until ears fall off)
You can't just be making this shit up off the top of your head. The bee song was brilliant. Where are you stealing this shit from?
Sorry, maybe I'm just biased against you because I also hate Pauly Shore for that movie where he blew up.
@ Pauly: Douche away.
I try to amuse my husband when he gets all hitty but he gets more mad and I have to get my sock puppet
Rule #3
Pretend to smoke weed, be drunk,eat pouline,travel to wonderful destinations,speak 5 launguages,have an awesome occupation, and think you are the funniest bitch that ever posted on a forum. That will make you a winner at trolling.
Im not making this shit up. There really was is a troll manual and I have it. Im exsposing all your secrets.
The tards hatin' on skybitch are clueless.
CTH has spoken to Sky on the telly before. I've spoke to sky on the telly before. The list narrows down when you fucktards stop smoking the ass crack.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:27am.
devilgirl, you seem harmless, just be careful. period and skybitch are wrong.
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If being associated with Period makes me wrong, then I don't wanna be right!
:-P
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Stoney, and 'leash - you've made me feel appreciated just now. May I add to the musical medley? I was enjoying it, if no one else was. Particularly the douching.
Now, I'm really saying nite nite, gotta take a tiger piss, so not gonna describe the love I don't really feel for you all, but you know it's there, right? It's totally there!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:09am.
Hmmm. I dunno about the molasses... I guess golden syrup might be a good sub. but definitely do my one first. And the peanuts (or cashews) sounds perfect.
Mail for U!
@devilgirl
Holy hell girl you're a magnet for trouble. Come back more often, K? :)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:25am.
They are the sole reason I can no longer watch Entertainment Tonight.
devilgirl, you seem harmless, just be careful. period and skybitch are wrong.
My girlfriend is something big in the city, she's a streetlight..
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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of cheese fries and a medium soda...
I want neighbours but the state won't let me have them
Shit, my hand slipped and I hit enter by mistake. Why, lord, why?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Oh Pauly, I LOVE your music. Especially the one about STDs. Did you write it for Paris?
I just don't have time to compliment everyone at this point, but I do have to admit being rather amused by Sybil, trollspotter, devilgirl and YOU.
sky bitch, of course that was not needed with you and the period. crazy fucks.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:18am.
Ok, I really hate Donnie and Marie. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Yeah, but they love you....
I keed...I hate those motherfuckin' Mormon fucks too. They creep me out with they "closeness". Ewww...And her with those damn dolls...Jesus Joseph and Mary...That shit makes me piss my tiger cage...CREEPY....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love ya, baby.
My name is Yesimme Hansoff, I live in Baton Island, Massornia, United Canada, 00000. My number is 1-111-111-1111, my social is 222 3333.
I know Gretchen v. well. She lives in Germania. It's next door.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Pauly... you're such a love.
No wonder everyone's still fighting. No one's loving up my music.
Bunch of rude tits.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:20am.
Thank God you just spoke up. I was just about to post my Social Security Number, Bank Account #s and my mother's maiden name. *PHEW!*
hahaha. Wait, WaMu account? What good is that?
That's crazy thlady!
I don't know my mother's maiden name cuz she went to the store and never came back.
***Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:16am.
OMG, a Gretchen from Germany! That really narrows it down, lol.
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OK, I am SO going to get my identity stolen for clarifying here, but: I said I was German, NOT that I was from Germany.
*changes all my passwords*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Skybitch I just spit my chocolate milk out all over the place. Funny girl!
Jesus H! devil girl!!!
When I got to the part about the 5 mth preggie being the aunt of the other two i had to stop reading, close my eyes and just let my mind reel!!!
Ever thought of moving?
Your writing reminds me a lot of bill hicks - this is a compliment!! hhahaha
http://www.gavinsblog.com/revelations.htm
now i'm really gone to conduct mad scientist experiments in my kitchen.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Dude, I KNOW weed etiquette. I was just waiting for YOU to load it. I'm out.
*shoves buds under cushion*
I made a sock friend and asked her to be my alt but she can't type. My husband punched me and said I fail at life. That made me sad.
Heck Creemy, do you think I am scared of personal info when I had creatures like that running around my place ? I live in Missouri, about an hour outside St. Louis. No, never got my tools back, in fact by summers end I had been robbed 4 times. Good times, good times!
I had lots of typos, but hopefully you got the idea of the story.
@TL..Donnie and Marie, that is many layers of wrongness...
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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of cheese fries and a medium soda...
I can name all the trolls. By their real name. As in real. Real.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:14am.
posters, really do not give people here your personal information.
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Thank God you just spoke up. I was just about to post my Social Security Number, Bank Account #s and my mother's maiden name. *PHEW!*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
BTW, I was just mentioning this story because her name was mentioned somewhere in this thread- I am not accusing anyone of being like this troll.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Nite, Tigger.
Ok, I really hate Donnie and Marie. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Stoney, it's J-nn- (aka -a--a) st. James. Very infamous internet troll. Here- this is very interesting link-
http://www.laweekly.com/2007-10-11/news/the-life-and-death-of-jesse-jame....
Or you can google her.
Basically, she conned someone into believing she was dating someone, gave this fictitious man a sordid past, made "him" kill "himself", and a bunch of shitty things. This woman, Audrey, left her husband for this fake man, and spent almost 10,000 on presents for him (the troll pretended to be herself, the man, 2 friends of the man, his son, his therapist, etc. to give this story credibility).
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Everyone, please stop your bickering and listen to the traffic song. It's taken away all my worries. And listen to it until the end.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GbPovgCP5BU
Troll rule #2 Make sure you make up an Alt friend to have your back. This comes in handy when you cant be there. The ALt friend can continue posting for you while you are yelling at a cat or throwing rocks at the mailman.
I live in a van down by the river
NITE WHORES I loves you all like Peaches loves Herb, like Captain loves Tenille, like Donnie loves Marie (you know it was like that)...yeah, I love you all like that...Google them you dumbfucks....
G'nite and wet dreams....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:03am.
Can I appease you with a tantalizing young felon from the Bay Area?
OMG, a Gretchen from Germany! That really narrows it down, lol.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:15am.
@Pauly: And this is all sung to the tune of..?
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To Monty Python my dear lady. Which is the tune of nothing and everything.
I am going to go google Gretchen from Germany and go to her house and be her friend. How do you google that?