Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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What was that movie you did with Kylie? And did you do the horizontal mambo wif her? Enquiring minds wanna know. Not me, someone else...*shifty eyes*
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I am watching a movie it's called oh great that couple next door is fighting again. I don't like this movie.
Goodnight 'leash, and sweet dreams!
Pauly? Play nice, goddammit. Don't you get in on that shit, too. ; )
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:48am.
devilgirl, your period girl baits people into giving personal info and then from what i've heard, it's bad. i'm done fretting about it, so, that was your warning flag.
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Hey Mixxy, Period has had my real full name, my real phone number, real email address and real IM IDs for well over 2 years now, all of which we've shared multiple exchanges back and forth. Is she just laying in wait to steal my shit? Come on now.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:52am.
Doesn't he usually show up for the adoptalina threads?
Pauly, I'm going to toddle off and try to sleep, or get myself somewhere close to it because I have a lot to do later in the afternoon, but if get up again, I'll look for you. Nite for now...
Ok, it's actually Showtime and it's called Penitentiary. 1979, the year I was born!
Oh shit, TMI.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:43am.
Has anyone seen The Breakdown or el bastardo lately?
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El B was here earlier today? Yeah.
And I wanna know.. where the hell is James Haven!
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I wanna be able to out people. I am sad :(
I love to post at night. I mainline coffee to stay awake and post. Librium doesn't hurt either.
period girl? Hee hee.
Stoney, I am running to the tv and turning to cinemax. I am intrigued.
I usually don't come in here at night much because my boyfriend freaks out when I come to dlisted because he thinks we'll get a virus. He let me do it last night though and he's asleep on the couch next me now, so whatever.
@Pauly: O.k. Nevermind-! I'm feeling just a tad bit pukey at the moment.
Hey Mix well, I have an odd ? Someone told me that it was you who outed me on JJ for my posts. I don't care really, but I was just curious if I was misinformed.
devilgirl, your period girl baits people into giving personal info and then from what i've heard, it's bad. i'm done fretting about it, so, that was your warning flag.
Ain't no late-nite fun times lately. I just hate to see all this in-fighting.
'leash, I posted a video for ocd. It's very gross.
Ok, I was just watching a movie on Cinemax and it ended, and this old movie came on with a bunch of black guys with afros in prison, and all they do is go to boxing matches and fuck skanks in tiled rooms. I'm too lazy to get the remote.
I am sure the mention is sincere, but heck Mix, what can be worse than a Devilgirl? I just wish I understood what the heck is going on, anywhere, not just here. Maybe I'll lay off the catnip for a while.
Stoney, if you stick with the songs I've posted, you're safe. They're fooneee.
@Pauly: WHAT?! What did I miss? What's vile?
Thanks, Stoney. You don't know me at all, but we've chatted on here late-night before. I haven't been on a whole lot lately, but I don't miss this craziness. What happened to the late-night fun times? Ugh!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
ocd that clip is vile! I am feeling sick now.
I like to watch. A lot
Has anyone seen The Breakdown or el bastardo lately?
stoney, then you have not been paying attention.
devilgirl, i like your posts and you have never been nasty, so my warning was in good faith. watch period / .
just a watcher.
My ferret has burnitits. I keep burning it. that's bad
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:38am.
DOOD. I ain't got that kinda time!!!
*stares at peeling paint*
Here you are ocd:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
I told my Social Worker I am from the Ministry of Funny Walks and she laughed before she shot me up with 50ml of valium.
I have also never had a problem with . or skybitch. I second that emotion, devilgirl.
@ Pauly Shore. Try to find a link to Mr Creosote (spelling?) from the Meaning of Life. I love that one. Your last song just reminded me.
Rule#4 If you have a pet it must be diseased!! The weirdo the disease the better because they will have to google long and hard to see that you are making it up. Sure you can say your cat has a digestive disorder but doesnt paralystical physbolic tuberlositc gastrolifolicius sound more interesting?
GAD How can you do this shit trolls??
Stoney, there are more than 50. There are infinity. Grab a blanky and boil some coffee 'cause you're in for a doozy.
Seriously, I am kinda clueless as to what is going on around here, and while I appreciate cautionary warnings, I do like ./dot and Skybitch. I like everyone, except for Devilgirl, she is flippin' nuts! I love this site because everyone is so damn funny and you can say politically incorrect things and no one starts the sermonettes on you. I don't want to offend or hurt ANYONE'S feelings, and if I ever have, I hang my head in shame!
I feel like Oprah or Dr.Phil- Dear God, NOOOOOOOOOO.
@Pauly: Maybe later, after this fucking smack wears off...
Oh sorry, I didn't know you were ACTUALLY Pauly Shore, lol.
I never got into Monte Python, it's a little before my time, but perhaps I'll have to make myself watch it now. There's like, 50, right?
I can't afford weed so I crush up catnip and smoke it. Cept it wasn't catnip, it was Pine Sol. It didn't feel good
My ex was a model, a 1/24" scale Messerschmidt Bf 109 fighter plane...
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Revenge is a dish best served with a side of cheese fries and a medium soda...
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But,
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on.
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because...
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Little Girl: Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children: Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Mother: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men on toilets: Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
Women: If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God gets quite irate.
Priest: Every sperm is sacred.
Bride and Groom: Every sperm is good.
Nannies: Every sperm is needed
Babies: In your neighbourhood!
Everyone: Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
Undertakers: God needs everybody's.
Male mourner: Mine!
Female mourner: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!
Nuns: Let the Pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everyone: Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!
'leash, I think you should.
SHIT, now I've done it! I just posted a pic of my actual pussy as my avatar. I'm really fucked now! Come get me.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Stoney, you're correct, I'm channeling the Monty Python men. I'm sure I could invent a song about female condoms if I smoked enough. But I don't, so I have to borrow wondrous songs from others.
Don't hate on me, that move was a mistake. Sort of like Batman and Robin. George never got over THAT one.
I'm off to reads some Kathy Reichs, a step above my normal romance book fodder for late night reading. Happy new year, and much love to all.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Once I acted like my cat and said I was taking a cat nap and they locked me up for 72 hours that time. I don't speak cat anymore
periods family spoke to the tv and it said that she was insane.
But...I'm actually sitting here smoking weed, so that makes me cool, I mean DUH.