Happy New Year, Sluts!

While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.

I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!

Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!

Posted by: Michael K

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Love & Handjobs

Submitted by ocd can be good on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:23pm.

Thanks MK and to those who post here. Sometimes, after a truly crappy shift at work, I log on here and it truly helps. I just hope that 2009 is better.

Submitted by kivvi25 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:18pm.

Yeah, MK, best wishes for 2009.....hope more wonders like those you've mentioned wait for us....and I fucking hope Dixie Chicks come up with new album or else!

Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:18pm.

...back at ya, MK......we love your ass!!!...

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Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:18pm.

I love your "anyihopeiblackouttonight" kinda ways to start a sentence. This is a fabulous picture of sgetti cat. Happy New Year to you MK and to all the Dlisted sluts. I laugh every day coming here to read the site. You all make me very happy. Maybe, I will actually make some friends on here in '09. Toasts to you all. Drunk is coming No dick for me. Bastard spending time with his married best friend. What the hell is that about? Fuck him. I am losing that fucker starting tomorrow.

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:18pm.

Merry New Year MK...and thank you for giving me laughs every day...live well in 2009, love!

*smooches and dildos*

letinstar...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:17pm.

Happy New Year MK. Thanks for giving us hos a place to commune. XOXOXO

Submitted by Sartastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:17pm.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE AND MK!!! Oh and about the handjob/animal cookies..I'm free all year!

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:15pm.

I love you Michael K. Have a good new year everyone. Here's to 2009!

Submitted by homer on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:15pm.

Happy New Year MK & thanks for the laughs....!

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14pm.

Happy New Year to all you Dlist sluts and ho's! Thanx MK for being one of the few things that made my 2008 not a total crap fest of a year. When I needed a laugh, it is here that I got it.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14pm.

Happy New Year Michael K!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.