Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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No sorry unless you can fit 4 cats in there then dont even try.
Sweet dreams Stoney.
Can I take a magic marker and draw roses on my secondhand homeless people granny thongs? Can I sniff the pen too? I want to join the club.
Nite, Stoney! <3
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Ok, gotta go to bed. Night, whores!
Once again a thong is not a granny panty. The panty must be stretched out and hang saggily pst your buttocks. Two large size cats must be able to fit comfortably in both sides.
Sybil, that too was another classic. Tee Hee.
I get my panties from St Vincent De Paul's. They scratch my love canyon.
I bet it's not easy being green SkyBitch. : )
Cute jeans!
I don't own any of those panties. Where can I get those?
Here are MY granny panties for ya. Lick mah string, Mix Well!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Nah Stoney, car insurance is an unnecessary expenditure! Now the Rocky boxed set, that is a must. I heard a woman in Wal-Mart a few weeks ago telling someone on the phone that her kids are fat enough, they could go a little hungry this week cause she was buying the Rocky boxed dvd set.
Stop it! I'm gonna wake up Mr. Stoney, then I'll have to log off!!!
Rosettes!
LMAO!
My husband hired someone to kidnap me then the kidnapper paid my husband to pick me up. He chained me to mechanical bull at Tex's Suds and Studs.
Sorry only granny panties qualify. They can have white or pink rosettes on them but thats it. Maybe trimmed in lace. I have even captured a troll perputrating in granny panties made out of a ziplock bag.
Here ya go....I guess my avy is not me either.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
OMG Mr. T is coming on now! Maybe I should rethink canceling my premium channels!
I don't really need car insurance, right?
I am sybil- now that was some funny shit!
I think it was Chained Heat that Linda Blair was in. She was in a few prison flicks, then she started dating Rick James. Hmmm, wonder if there was any correlation, Rick, prison films?
I don't wear panties. I wear granny thongs. It makes me feel sexy.
Submitted by I am Sybil on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:09am.
*spits out beer*
devilgirl, wasn't me sorry.
skybitch, enough said.
My husband chains me to bike rack outside of the adult bookstore.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:59am.
If by movie you mean home movie of us doing the nasty dance, well, it doesn't have a name yet, and it won't be released to the public, but let me tell you, it was a night to remember.
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Umm.. Just the one night then? I thought Pauly was a serious seducer wif the ladies. Hmmm.
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***Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:06am.
Well your pussy IS black, and we're all members of the Klu Klux Kunt.
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Oh shit! I forgot to shave it! How embarassing! :-O
hehehe
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Are those pale blue granny panties?? You know what that means if they are.
Ok, somebody better comment because my stale joke is just hanging in mid-air at this point...
Well your pussy IS black, and we're all members of the Klu Klux Kunt.
Didn't every prison movie from the late 70's star Linda Blair or was that just the women in chains films?
No one likes my pussy. Waaaah!
*puts on granny panties*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Got it, and Penetetiary (love my spelling, I am leaving it!)II is on after it. Destined to be classics!
Dude just got the shit kicked out of him. Now it's time for some raw titty lickin'. That pretty much summarizes the entire movie.
I don't think so! It's mostly black men. I think it's almost over. It's called Penitentiary.
I wish Charlie would talk to me! She's lucky!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:53am.
Yeah, but he drops by for random drop-ins too sometimes. Maybe he's had a huge New Years. Whatevs, it'd just be nice to see him :)
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Stoney, is Christian Bale in it?
I want to be #1 poster. Is there a gym for posting? I will make my fingers do chin ups. I want to win.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:56am.
skybitch, maybe you have an understanding with yourself.
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You've got me all figured out. Pffft.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:55am.
@Pauly
What was that movie you did with Kylie? And did you do the horizontal mambo wif her? Enquiring minds wanna know. Not me, someone else...*shifty eyes*
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If by movie you mean home movie of us doing the nasty dance, well, it doesn't have a name yet, and it won't be released to the public, but let me tell you, it was a night to remember.
It's no big deal, but I thought I would ask. The JJ thing was quel scandal! I was just having a bit "o" fun.
@ Pauly Shore. Just watched it. Thanks.
If I had an avie I would change it every hour. I like variety.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:55am.
It's showtime! Showtime!
skybitch, maybe you have an understanding with yourself.
Charles Manson just spoke to tiger in the Kathy Griffin thread!
Rule#6 Always keep your fingers exercised. If you stop posting even for one moment keep them in motion. If not they will cramp. These cramps make you lose serious posting time and may even last for days. If this happens then you will lose your status as #1 poster and will have to triple post to catch up.
Geez really??
Stoney, are you sure it's cinemax, on my max they have boys don't cry, fantastic 4 and jurassic park. I want the movie you have! My mom wouldn't let me get on Dlisted when I went to visit her in San Fran for Xmas, she says the same thing your bf does. Dlisted naturally would be filled with viral infections.
devilgirl, i never posted on just jerod, rarely even went there. so, no, i never outed you anywhere.