Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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I think it was Chained Heat that Linda Blair was in. She was in a few prison flicks, then she started dating Rick James. Hmmm, wonder if there was any correlation, Rick, prison films?
I don't wear panties. I wear granny thongs. It makes me feel sexy.
Submitted by I am Sybil on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:09am.
*spits out beer*
devilgirl, wasn't me sorry.
skybitch, enough said.
My husband chains me to bike rack outside of the adult bookstore.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:59am.
If by movie you mean home movie of us doing the nasty dance, well, it doesn't have a name yet, and it won't be released to the public, but let me tell you, it was a night to remember.
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Umm.. Just the one night then? I thought Pauly was a serious seducer wif the ladies. Hmmm.
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***Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:06am.
Well your pussy IS black, and we're all members of the Klu Klux Kunt.
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Oh shit! I forgot to shave it! How embarassing! :-O
hehehe
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Are those pale blue granny panties?? You know what that means if they are.
Ok, somebody better comment because my stale joke is just hanging in mid-air at this point...
Well your pussy IS black, and we're all members of the Klu Klux Kunt.
Didn't every prison movie from the late 70's star Linda Blair or was that just the women in chains films?
No one likes my pussy. Waaaah!
*puts on granny panties*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Got it, and Penetetiary (love my spelling, I am leaving it!)II is on after it. Destined to be classics!
Dude just got the shit kicked out of him. Now it's time for some raw titty lickin'. That pretty much summarizes the entire movie.
I don't think so! It's mostly black men. I think it's almost over. It's called Penitentiary.
I wish Charlie would talk to me! She's lucky!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:53am.
Yeah, but he drops by for random drop-ins too sometimes. Maybe he's had a huge New Years. Whatevs, it'd just be nice to see him :)
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Stoney, is Christian Bale in it?
I want to be #1 poster. Is there a gym for posting? I will make my fingers do chin ups. I want to win.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:56am.
skybitch, maybe you have an understanding with yourself.
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You've got me all figured out. Pffft.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:55am.
@Pauly
What was that movie you did with Kylie? And did you do the horizontal mambo wif her? Enquiring minds wanna know. Not me, someone else...*shifty eyes*
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If by movie you mean home movie of us doing the nasty dance, well, it doesn't have a name yet, and it won't be released to the public, but let me tell you, it was a night to remember.
It's no big deal, but I thought I would ask. The JJ thing was quel scandal! I was just having a bit "o" fun.
@ Pauly Shore. Just watched it. Thanks.
If I had an avie I would change it every hour. I like variety.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:55am.
It's showtime! Showtime!
skybitch, maybe you have an understanding with yourself.
Charles Manson just spoke to tiger in the Kathy Griffin thread!
Rule#6 Always keep your fingers exercised. If you stop posting even for one moment keep them in motion. If not they will cramp. These cramps make you lose serious posting time and may even last for days. If this happens then you will lose your status as #1 poster and will have to triple post to catch up.
Geez really??
Stoney, are you sure it's cinemax, on my max they have boys don't cry, fantastic 4 and jurassic park. I want the movie you have! My mom wouldn't let me get on Dlisted when I went to visit her in San Fran for Xmas, she says the same thing your bf does. Dlisted naturally would be filled with viral infections.
devilgirl, i never posted on just jerod, rarely even went there. so, no, i never outed you anywhere.
@Pauly
What was that movie you did with Kylie? And did you do the horizontal mambo wif her? Enquiring minds wanna know. Not me, someone else...*shifty eyes*
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I am watching a movie it's called oh great that couple next door is fighting again. I don't like this movie.
Goodnight 'leash, and sweet dreams!
Pauly? Play nice, goddammit. Don't you get in on that shit, too. ; )
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:48am.
devilgirl, your period girl baits people into giving personal info and then from what i've heard, it's bad. i'm done fretting about it, so, that was your warning flag.
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Hey Mixxy, Period has had my real full name, my real phone number, real email address and real IM IDs for well over 2 years now, all of which we've shared multiple exchanges back and forth. Is she just laying in wait to steal my shit? Come on now.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:52am.
Doesn't he usually show up for the adoptalina threads?
Pauly, I'm going to toddle off and try to sleep, or get myself somewhere close to it because I have a lot to do later in the afternoon, but if get up again, I'll look for you. Nite for now...
Ok, it's actually Showtime and it's called Penitentiary. 1979, the year I was born!
Oh shit, TMI.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:43am.
Has anyone seen The Breakdown or el bastardo lately?
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El B was here earlier today? Yeah.
And I wanna know.. where the hell is James Haven!
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I wanna be able to out people. I am sad :(
I love to post at night. I mainline coffee to stay awake and post. Librium doesn't hurt either.
period girl? Hee hee.
Stoney, I am running to the tv and turning to cinemax. I am intrigued.
I usually don't come in here at night much because my boyfriend freaks out when I come to dlisted because he thinks we'll get a virus. He let me do it last night though and he's asleep on the couch next me now, so whatever.
@Pauly: O.k. Nevermind-! I'm feeling just a tad bit pukey at the moment.
Hey Mix well, I have an odd ? Someone told me that it was you who outed me on JJ for my posts. I don't care really, but I was just curious if I was misinformed.
devilgirl, your period girl baits people into giving personal info and then from what i've heard, it's bad. i'm done fretting about it, so, that was your warning flag.
Ain't no late-nite fun times lately. I just hate to see all this in-fighting.
'leash, I posted a video for ocd. It's very gross.
Ok, I was just watching a movie on Cinemax and it ended, and this old movie came on with a bunch of black guys with afros in prison, and all they do is go to boxing matches and fuck skanks in tiled rooms. I'm too lazy to get the remote.