Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:10am.
ooh. that hurt. not again please. my boys must be fucking the boys that were suppose to pick you up at the same time.
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Your command over the English language is *ahem* quite impressive.
*falls into the bushes, laughing*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
gretchy. weak.
***Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:09am.
Mix Well (DEB et al),
Your thong broke.
Nice try,.
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She must have tried to squeeze her fat ass into mine!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
oh! period! is your son/husband/wife/daughter ok?
ooh. that hurt. not again please. my boys must be fucking the boys that were suppose to pick you up at the same time.
Someone's time would be better spent sneaking out with some boys right about now.
Oh, I guess they never showed up.
Can't say I blame 'em either.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
read the thread if you need a refresher. DUR.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:03am.
aw sky...don't like to be called on your shit? sorry.
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Ummm.....exactly what shit do you speak of?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
aw sky...don't like to be called on your shit? oops gretch. sorry.
How many times are you going to say 'bye'? Quit just talking about it, will ya?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
gretch? no? nothing? wait, is your hubs rufing you up too? the period epi!! ok. bye.
I want to be dedicated but I have to sleep. I am also rethinking the food thing. I need to eat. Isn't eating ok? Everyone talks about eating on here, they all cook stuff, right? Being a troll doesn't sound like fun. Do I get to win anything if I am a good troll? I mean, what do I get out of it?
therapy. get it.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:13am.
Oh no, the word is out. My name is Gretch and everyone here knows it. I'm soooo skeered!
And YES, I am German. TMI?
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:25am.
grtech, get some therapy and become sane. ok? period. bye.
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Who is grtech???
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
grtech, get some therapy and become sane. ok? period. bye.
You.must.never.sleep.
I have lots and lots of time! When I am not waiting in line for my meds or getting a beat down from my husband I have plenty of time to post! But when do I sleep? I like to take a lot of naps.
You will be top troll in no time. I sense that you have the ability and the endless time on your hands to control all of the internets.
Should I start fights with other people and say I know stuff about them when I really don't? It seems to get a lot of attention. I like attention. I don't like the bike racks outside of Naughty Al's Adult Paperbacks.
Pass!!!! Keep going....
OMG I got something right, yay! Ok, ok, now my life is kind of, well, it kind of sucks and I want a better one. Can I pretend to be the person in that picture? Can I say I am from an exotic place when I really live in a burned out van down by the county hospital? I mean I don't like lying but I am so lonely.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:04am.
skybitch, am i us? are you we? what the hell are you talking about? pull the thong higher, your brain is failing.
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Drink some more and become more coherent, ok?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Sybil that is a pass ala Rule #23 always post someone elses picture as yourself. Have you been studying? Good job.
My husband pretends I am not there when he is not beating me. I need a lot of attention.
skybitch, am i us? are you we? what the hell are you talking about? pull the thong higher, your brain is failing.
I want to post a picture of myself. Can I post a picture of someone else and say it's me? No one will know right? Will I win something? I won't make the picture too pretty, I promise
sybil, give him period's name. she can tame a wife beater.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:00am.
Grtech, period, only an insecure whore has to post an ass picture on a gossip blog. pathetic.
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Are you "US"? You misspelled it the same way. Eek!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
But I keep burning my apartment down, I hafta go outside. What should I do if my husband wants to go to library and brings out the big chain? I don't want to fail!
Grtech, period, only an insecure whore has to post an ass picture on a gossip blog. pathetic.
You didnt leave your home to buy them. Pass!!
Craigslist is acceptable too but only if they are delivered.
***Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:53am.
I see the tards without a thong keep posting here to discredit Grtech and me.***
Oops, I forgot how to spell my own fake name!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
***Submitted by trollspotter on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:52am.
If only you would have said "I will buy my granny pantieson Wal-mart.com" then you would have sooo been there. Close but fail.
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I got mine on Ebay....excellent used condition, and from a smoke-free/pet-free home! What of it?
:)
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
I see the tards without a thong keep posting here to discredit Grtech and me.
I hafta say, you meaniies have way stinkier farts.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:46am.
who, but a whore takes that sort of picture?***
PS: Where's YOUR picture???
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
If only you would have said "I will buy my granny pantieson Wal-mart.com" then you would have sooo been there. Close but fail.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:46am.
who, but a whore takes that sort of picture?***
I didn't take it....my friend did. Dur!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
If I promise to only eat rubber cement and if I run out to Wal Mart and get flowered panties can I join? I will sell my blood for Gigabytes. I wanna join soooo bad.
Well the various and sundry trolls finally have the thread all to themselves.
Have fun annoying the crap out of each other, turn the lights off when you finally leave, assholes.
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
pathetic.
who, but a whore takes that sort of picture? Look at my ass. look at my fake blonde hair. pathetic.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:42am.
gosh skybitch, we are all fat ugly haters right. are you sure you aren't period?
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Ummm....did I say anything about anyone? Who are you talking to?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
gosh skybitch, we're all fat ugly haters right. are you sure you aren't period? is that the same sweater?
***Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:23am.
SKyB, my clit just made rainbows in your direcion. I'm stoned.
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Lick mah crustacean, bitch! hehehehehe
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Trolls dont need food either. Denied!
I can only afford Googlebots. They accept food stamps
Good night. It has been enlightening and fun.
Trolls dont wear pantsuits. They sold all their clothing for Gigabytes.
I have two gerbils fighting in my Jaclyn Smith polyster knit pantsuit right now, does that count?