Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I'm still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my ass this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don't remember that much. And seriously, who fucking cares? Let's just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak's back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc.... Oh shit. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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Happy New Year Spaghetti Cat...hope to see more of you
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well happy new year to u too mK!!
and you forgot kanye's squid brains =p
HAPPY '09!
Happy New Year, MK!!! merci for a year filled with too many bloody funny posts to believe. You are well and truly HOT, sir. Have an excellent 09.
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:26pm.
Holy fucking hell. I will not even bother to read the thread.
Yeah? OK, i believe ya!!
Sorry ihearts :)
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Damn you ElB, reading the sidebar I thought it was commingback!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
AND ANOTHER THING!! Y'ALL ARE STUPID....damn, is it over? Thats embarrassing.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Best wishes for 2009 and may peace, world safety, kindness, compassion, health and happiness keep love and true hope for the future alive.
Jesus fucking Christ, WTF people?? This shit is like Mean Girls, grade school version. This is why I keep to myself.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Holy fucking hell. I will not even bother to read the thread.
Insanity at its best!!!!!!!!
Tits: LCT is talking about our posts. Specifically, mine.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I told you guys months ago MixWell was a psychobitch.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
she goes back and edits out her vile rants against people and replaces the text with something less foul, effectively deleting them.
Cornmeal pancakes, butter, syrup and sausages for breakfast (tee hee)
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
Rumour has it some of our posts got deleted yet Dot's remain...
Interesting.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:50am
*wipes tear*
I'm your siggy, thanks man!
We misses you 'round these parts....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
what fresh hell is this???
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Really? People call me a nut but I'm really a condiment.
Oh gwad, trollspotter, eh, I'm not spotted, I'm more striped and checked.
Like a Plaid.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:27am.
I saw you tried but it's like peeing into the wind - a bad idea. I was going to say that hopefully today will be troll-free, but I see there's one right below your last comment. Can you squash it?
Sugaroo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:24am
Oh, I watched from a far some of this yesterday and even tried to do HAPPY POSES and what not.
It's a space of amaze up in here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You are spotted.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:23am.
I tried reading back when I got up this morning but quickly gave up. Meh. Trolls. Meh. Pffffft.
SHUT.UP.
1500 comments?????
I left last night somewhere around 1150, HOLY GUACAMOLE BATMAN!
Shitney threads never got like this, dare I say, one would swear LovesSkeletina was back.
Wow, just Sham Wow.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
weak.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:22am.
well, that says all i needed to say bout you and period. thank you. maybe tomorrow i will steal a photo of a skank fake blonde for my avatar.
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I think that's a fine idea. I definitely wouldn't suggest you open yourself up for the humiliation of posting a real one, honey.
Toodles!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
well, that says all i needed to say bout you and period. thank you. maybe tomorrow i will steal a photo of a skank fake blonde for my avatar.
Ignorance and arrogance has never been a good combo.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:13am.
gretchy. weak.
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What, your trolling skills??? Word.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:10am.
ooh. that hurt. not again please. my boys must be fucking the boys that were suppose to pick you up at the same time.
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Your command over the English language is *ahem* quite impressive.
*falls into the bushes, laughing*
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
gretchy. weak.
***Submitted by . on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:09am.
Mix Well (DEB et al),
Your thong broke.
Nice try,.
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She must have tried to squeeze her fat ass into mine!
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
oh! period! is your son/husband/wife/daughter ok?
ooh. that hurt. not again please. my boys must be fucking the boys that were suppose to pick you up at the same time.
Someone's time would be better spent sneaking out with some boys right about now.
Oh, I guess they never showed up.
Can't say I blame 'em either.
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
read the thread if you need a refresher. DUR.
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:03am.
aw sky...don't like to be called on your shit? sorry.
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Ummm.....exactly what shit do you speak of?
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aw sky...don't like to be called on your shit? oops gretch. sorry.
How many times are you going to say 'bye'? Quit just talking about it, will ya?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
gretch? no? nothing? wait, is your hubs rufing you up too? the period epi!! ok. bye.
I want to be dedicated but I have to sleep. I am also rethinking the food thing. I need to eat. Isn't eating ok? Everyone talks about eating on here, they all cook stuff, right? Being a troll doesn't sound like fun. Do I get to win anything if I am a good troll? I mean, what do I get out of it?
therapy. get it.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:13am.
Oh no, the word is out. My name is Gretch and everyone here knows it. I'm soooo skeered!
And YES, I am German. TMI?
***Submitted by Mix Well on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 3:25am.
grtech, get some therapy and become sane. ok? period. bye.
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Who is grtech???
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
grtech, get some therapy and become sane. ok? period. bye.
You.must.never.sleep.
I have lots and lots of time! When I am not waiting in line for my meds or getting a beat down from my husband I have plenty of time to post! But when do I sleep? I like to take a lot of naps.
You will be top troll in no time. I sense that you have the ability and the endless time on your hands to control all of the internets.
Should I start fights with other people and say I know stuff about them when I really don't? It seems to get a lot of attention. I like attention. I don't like the bike racks outside of Naughty Al's Adult Paperbacks.
Pass!!!! Keep going....