Saturday, January 3rd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Danica McKellar (34)
Alex D. Linz (20)
Kimberly Locke (31)
Jason Marsden (34)
Mel Gibson (53)
Victoria Principal (59)
Dabney Coleman (77)
Robert Loggia (79)

Posted by: Michael K


40dollabooger's picture

Jan 3rd is my birthday too!

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Love that Winnie. You will not find a classier celeb.

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tenspoonsofspin's picture

MK, love ya like a brother but did you really, really have to post that Winnie is 34? Really? Fuck I'm old.

DR.FUNK's picture

VICTORIA PRINCIPAL...serious GILF.I flirted with her briefly back in the day.('99)

Mrs.Robinson's picture

WINNIE!! get outta town with that..fuck that brings back old times.

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I have a crush on Paul.

Haribo's picture

albatros, i love that pic of heath you got in your avie!

Manbearpig's picture

SUGARTITS, I EXCLAIMED!
Mel Gibson makes excellent movies and that's about all I give a shit about from him. I have my own family tree of batshit crazies to deal with.
"Apocolypto" was fantastic!!

morbo's picture

Let's all call Mel up and say "Hi, it's SugarTits. Do I have any messages?"

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Aerialgreen's picture

Happy Birthday to Danica!

Winnie Cooper has her game going on!, both a hot slut and a real life math nerd, love her and her books are great! plus she gets extra points for her voice over work in video games.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:40am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:12am.

MIDDLE-SCHOOL girls. Baby steps, Joe.
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Dang! Does she give instructions on how to use calculators?

Kiddin'!!! (sort of)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:12am.

MIDDLE-SCHOOL girls. Baby steps, Joe.

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Winnie! I luvs her! I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOVEEEE HER! She is perfect.

HB, Hos!

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Happpy Birthday Mel!

I heard the Bakery wouldn't put his full name "Melvin Adolph Hitler Jew-hating Vodka-Gibson" on his cake.

Aphid's picture

Happy Birthday Mel, you batshit anti-Semite! :)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:37am.

Danica graduated from UCLA and wrote 2 maths books for girls. She's still quite pretty.
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Omg! I was looking for some light reading at bedtime. *rushing to amazon.com*

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Ang's picture

Anybody here remember those Robert Loggia oatmeal commercials? They were so funny.

HB to the Bday sluts, esp Winnie Cooper!

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HB, Dabney Coleman! One of the best movie villains evah, in "9 to 5."

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NitWitty's picture

Happy Birthday Sluts. Lurves me some Dabney Coleman. Welcome Back MK! Good Morning you funny sex hookers!

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Submitted by Sheeps: "Danica graduated from UCLA and wrote 2 maths books for girls. She's still quite pretty."

Very impressive for a former child star. Guess her parents were looking out for her.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

Danica graduated from UCLA and wrote 2 maths books for girls. She's still quite pretty.

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Submitted by black.cherry on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:27am.
yeah the booze, who knows what else, def busted mel's appearance.... just wish he had a crazy drunk video like the hoff

LMAO! i was just asking myself the same! as for the vid...who knows if there is one. one can dream!

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:24am.

god only knows what else mel has been doing to age so 'gracefully!
um, stress is also a factor in aging (i can tell you from experience). ;/
anywho, bitch is talented IMO. a drunken slut, but talented.

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Happy Birthday Sluts!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

black.cherry's picture

yeah the booze, who knows what else, def busted mel's appearance.... just wish he had a crazy drunk video like the hoff

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Submitted by black.cherry on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:21am.

yeah, mel gibson isn't aging well. but men are allowed to age more disgracefully than women, especially in hollywood.
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True enough. They also have a longer shelf life, as far as roles go.

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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:22am.

mel surely looks older than 53.

being a booze hound will do that to ya.

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mel surely looks older than 53.

black.cherry's picture

yeah, mel gibson isn't aging well. but men are allowed to age more disgracefully than women, especially in hollywood.

mike's picture

Happy B-day Dabney Coleman!

Rot in Hell Mel Gibson!

Lipstick's picture

Happy Birthday Mel Gibson. I know he's a douche but he's one of a few talented people in Hollywood.

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Happy birthday, Winnie! Supersmart and gorgeous.
Mel - you're not ageing well, Victoria - is your face still like the Joker's? Horrorshow!
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