HoHan's Brother Is Kind Of Hot
HoHan's brother is not the dude with the bottle cap in his ear, he's the other one. I'm a little grossed out that I think a Lohan is hot. And his name is Michael Lohan Jr. which is even worse. That means he has the crazy-in-the-brains gene. He also has the gene that makes it okay for you to wear your cell phone on your waistband. And even has a small case of "durr" face.
What the hell is wrong with me? My genitals need rehab and a stern talking to. But he is kind of hot, right? And he's not checking HoHan out in that picture above, he probably spotted a coke dingle hanging out of her ass area.
Here's HoHan looking like a dried out chicken bone in Miami. Her bikini body is courtesy of a strict diet of coke and cooch. I don't think that the little boy in the last few thumbnails below was told by his parents to never kiss a Lohan. Free clinic here he comes!
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Ladies: Here is some advice, stop hating on Lindsay because it makes you look sort of pathetic. She is freakin hot! THat butt is kickin'! IYeesh. guarantee that if she had some non fatal disease, 9 of ten guys would do her.
Hohan stay your fair freckled ass out of the sun ya ding dong! At least her hair is getting back to red so she's not a TOTAL traitor. The greasy orange streaks gotta go. Fair people with freckles CANNOT DO SELF-TANNER. We just can't. Embrace the fair & get over it LOL
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She has really bad skin. The freckles don't help, but she doesn't take care of her skin. It looks really old and bad... Hate to see her in ten years. It will be Fright Night. It's on the brink of that now...
And she shouldn't subject the world to her misplaced belly button either. That is just too weird. A one-piece would look much better on her. She needs to cover up.
#19 Mike Lohan
Position: Attack
Height: 5-10
Weight: 165
Class: Sophomore
Hometown: Merrick
High School: Sanford H. Calhoun
"Position: attack." I bet. Runs in the family.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by erikwithuhk on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:54am.
I go to school with him, and I caught him giving the eyes to my best girlfriend; I can get you the hookup ;)
Here's his lacrosse bio, in case you were curious: http://bombers.ithaca.edu/roster.aspx?rp_id=4586&path=mlax
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That bio is priceless! "Son of Dina Lohan". Are people supposed to care about that? If you're gonna name drop, at least use Lindsay's name.
joe, I don't think her boobs are fake either. They're just nice boobies!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Callan on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:48am.
Also, did anyone test the little boy in one of the bottom thumbnails for Hep A after this photo was taken?
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isn't that one of the Hohan clan? if so, he was born with the gene.
If not, so young...but he's a tough MF for risking it.
AND BRING BACK THE WALTER MERCADO AVIE!
even tho, if you got that Whitney to say "kissmahass!!, i'd love chu.
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Hungry Hungry Ho-han.
I'll say one thing for Hohan. She always fiercely denied that she'd had implants. Whether she did and then removed them, I don't know. But I do know by looking at those pix (and the M.Monroe pictorial from a few months ago) that those boobs aren't fake.
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Why is her navel placed right under her neck?
I go to school with him, and I caught him giving the eyes to my best girlfriend; I can get you the hookup ;)
Here's his lacrosse bio, in case you were curious: http://bombers.ithaca.edu/roster.aspx?rp_id=4586&path=mlax
Her skin just looks so used and old.
My mother is 52 and her skin looks about 1000 times better than Lohan's. I feel like you need a butter knife to get through the 74 layers of cigarette smoke and fake tan on Lohan's skin.
Also, did anyone test the little boy in one of the bottom thumbnails for Hep A after this photo was taken?
ubmitted by cupid92 on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:42am.
why is her belly button up so high? Seems odd to me-but maybe I am just hungover
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friction from all the 10,456,563 hos who have hit that shit. Even SamRo, who knows...
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why is her belly button up so high? Seems odd to me-but maybe I am just hungover
Her brother is looking at her arse!
NASTAY!!!!!
Happy New Year my biotches I have missed you all! Sadly, I am back to the grind after a lucious splendid week of being naughty...well ok I wasnt at work at least :)
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Her brother has the freckles which is never a turn on for me and he is not that hot,Lindsay has a great ass but really needs to lose the belly ring,those went out 6 years ago...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
In pic 7 you can see that her spray tan didnt get into the wrinkle between her butt and her thigh.
Damn, she looks skanky. First off, stop wearing those "stay away from me" sunglasses, you whore. Next, put some weight on; you look like skin & bones. Lastly, do something about those droopy banana titties...
Wasn't he in The Parent Trap? The boy at the girl's camp?
Miss Priss! Drive by to get a break. Happy New Year, lady. Wish I was feeling as good as you.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:04pm.
No way. That bastid would prolly get turned on. Ugh.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:02pm.
Mega-Gross. Let's make him that Kwanzaa cake from Afternoon Crumbs. mebbe he'll choke on it.
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If he chokes don't any of you hot sloots dare giving him the heimlich. He needs to fuck right off.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:52pm.
Mega-Gross. Let's make him that Kwanzaa cake from Afternoon Crumbs. mebbe he'll choke on it.
Guess I'll keep my Jonas Bros neighbors. They are of age after all.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:50pm.
Depends. What do your neighbors look like?
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Like a disgusting pig with a "White Pride Worldwide" tattoo on his back.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:08pm.
Trade?
Depends. What do your neighbors look like?
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
@LOVE ANDERSON:
*dabs tear from eye*
Bootiful - JUST bootiful!
Thanks, luv.
SO many times I typed this but here we go again!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
GET OVER HERE CRYSTAL, I WANT TO WIND YOUR SILKY HAIR AROUND MY ASS GLOBES AND FLOSS MY LUCIOUS BUTT CRACK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT IN YOUR FILTHY BROWN EYE, RIGHT, BLUE?
I guess SamRo did buy her that bathing suit after all. Speaking of where is SamRo?
(((Hugging Dot))) Have an incredible New Year!!!
XOXOXO
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Let me dirty up your mind.
in pic 7 she's got what looks like orangy fuzz down her spine ....
orange hair and freckles ...
Miss Priss,
Cheers to you, baby girl!!!
Ok...I have been gone for a bit of pet maint. What is the Cliff note version? Alts? Trolls? Ugh..corn.
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Damn straight I put out. Slutty hugs all. You bitches that I love know I mean bidness. Lori, you're getting the biggest hug of all...I owe you for being a complete hoser to you.
Hugs not DRUGS.
Right. rotfl
You brats...
Pinches everyone on the hiney
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:09pm.
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Because bitch puts out. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:48pm.
Edited: I'm gonna hug 99.9% of you hobags. The .01% asshholes have my utmost sympathy... I'm empathic like that.
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**holding out arms** gimmie my hug!
It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:52pm.
Mani,
Uh. You like boys or girls? lol
Hey Dot, you should know by now, sexy AV.LOL
Had Chinese food tonight...started off with the Pu Pu platter(that's pu not poo) delicious.
Gonna sit my ass right at home and proceed to drink 2008 away.
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I don't get why Lohan still gets name play?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:06pm.
I'm in the Ninth...all neighbors look like Jonas bros.
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Trade?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:52pm.
I'm in the Ninth...all neighbors look like Jonas bros.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
I find her body completely vomit inducing repulsive. I don't know why, it's only slightly better than Tara Reid's. Honestly, I don't mind Star Jones' keloid scars and FUPA as much as I do Hohan's "beanpole with lipo and fake tits" frame. I think what bothers me is that she has no feminine curves on the sides of her body, like the waist to hip ratio is 1.
Happy New Years Priss!
A round of PURPLE DRANK on me!
PSL, she looks like a boy!
Maybe I've become too comfortable in my ass and tits and hips but this chile looks BOYish to me. I also see what others have mentioned regarded weird ripply parts on her bod.
Again, if some sick fuck doctor ever did lipo on this kid they should be shot.
This young woman had a FEM body once...
She always had the 'rack' yes, but she had the flesh to go along with it. Now? Nada. Hmm.
Shit forgot LCarrot, and Dramaqueen! Sorry hos im kinda drunk lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:56pm.
Engrish speak well to my nayburhoods.
HAPPY POSES!
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WITCH EYES AND MEAN PINK WIGS!
I'm going to whisper sweet nothings in a fake English accent to you at 12:00.
Happy NY LAndi, Manimal, DOT, TITS, ALL of you.
Spice up yer purple drank and charge the sofa batteries! LMAO
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Bye dramaqueen! Enjoy yosewf!
xoxo
*Clink* Gulp.Gulp. Gulp. Burp. Pardon me.
...*clinking glass to screen*.....Cheers to all!....and may '09 be the sluttiest year ever!...love you guys!....
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
I mean really how dare you? My hair is beautiful and glistening and it does not take 6 hours to dry in the winter. That is ridiculous.
Well, the rest of the fam has arrived, so I must take my leave. Happy New Year, sluts!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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