Yes, Diddy, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye! Good" to Hollywood and hello to ass bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:29pm.
Obviously the photographer caught him mid-loaf.
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He's thinking to himself, 'Can they tell I'm shitting?'
Diddy totally knows he is. Hence the face.
Jesus. My stupid conscience is getting in the way of enjoying these pictures. JP looks like he's hit a wall.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:30pm.
Hahahahaha Hoffalina, you just wont the 'Who Put It Best' contest.
if you haven't yet, rent eight millimeter, awesome fucking movie and he's a punk ass sexy beast in it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
He's definitely next year's Halloween look.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:27pm.
Happy New Year, you crazy DListers! Thanks for being so nice and making me feel welcome!
And for those of you who didn't: *armpit fart*
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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HNY to you, too. See ya, next year.
BTW: Glad you're a dlister.
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jebus christ on a saltine, he was so fucking hot in eight mill., and gladiator.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hahahahaha Hoffalina, you just wont the 'Who Put It Best' contest.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:28pm.
I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking.
He looks like he smells like a pair of shit-in underwear.
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Obviously the photographer caught him mid-loaf.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
See ya Sug!
Joaquin is just a 0 away from a Britney5150. Diddy looks like he's sneak-dialing 9-1 just in case.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
I'm just going to come right out and say what we're all thinking.
He looks like he smells like a pair of shit-in underwear.
Happy New Year, you crazy DListers! Thanks for being so nice and making me feel welcome!
And for those of you who didn't: *armpit fart*
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
He looks like a mental patient. And so does Joaquin.
I dig that thing in his hair but not on him, nawmsayin'?
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
You're allowed to look like that when you pretend for a living and have never held a real job in your life.
the DUDE! abides...
WTF? He was so hot when he bathed and took his meds...what happened???
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"Have you seen my Schweddy Balls?"
You know - whenever you want to get across how the public, in general, is feeling about a performer - you gotsta get them to take a picture with Diddy. It's just the simplest way!
http://prettyboring.com/files/images/brit%20and%20diddy%20watch%20him%20...
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Diddy and DAE should SO hang out!
http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/diddy-party.jpg
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
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Liv Tyler is thanking her lucky after dodging that bullet..
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Joaquin, please tell us the "retiring from film" stuff is a lie, and that you're really doing research for your role as Jim Morrison in his final year alive!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OMG!!!!! I saw the "infomercial" last night for the first time and it was selling that hair thing he has in his hair. They aren't in stores yet!! I guess, when you pump all that shit up your nose you will buy anything.
We all need to pray for Phoenix.........hopefully, he won't end up like his brother!
Who's the fool who greenlighted a biopic of Grizzly Adams?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:19pm.
He saves those for the awards galas only.
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In celebration of Joaquin leaving his house looking like this, I'm making tin foil hats in the shape of frogs.
Who wants one?
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Me! They are obviously THE must-have accessory for New Year's parties.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:19pm.
He saves those for the awards galas only.
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In celebration of Joaquin leaving his house looking like this, I'm making tin foil hats in the shape of frogs.
Who wants one?
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Me! They are obviously THE must-have accessory for New Year's parties.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Paging Jim Morrison/Manson!
OMG wth happened??????? o.k sluts gotta go see ya nex year!!!
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Christmas is over :(
zomg I'm dying!! This is TOO funny. Something must have happened to him.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:19pm.
He saves those for the awards galas only.
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In celebration of Joaquin leaving his house looking like this, I'm making tin foil hats in the shape of frogs.
Who wants one?
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? ... Something's crawling out of my scalp. No, but I feel it. I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten... What did you ask me?"
Happy New Year missy!
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Bye missy!! XOXOXOXOXO
PS. Okie says hiyooooooooo.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:10pm.
You mean his anti-large frog helmet.
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Is THAT what that is? He should have stuck to the tin foil hats he made with Mel Gibson.
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He saves those for the awards galas only.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
He looks fucking crazy. He needs a swat team and a tazer. Dude ain't right in the head. Complete wing-nut. Sorry but the poor guy looks completely mental and the MSM just looks politely the other way? Hello?
Later missy! Happy New Year!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
both ditty and wakeen look like they ride on the bus with seet belts
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:13pm.
Why does every single person in these pics look like a greasy kielbasa? And why the hell is Phoenix wearing a fucking SCRUNCHY?
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Because he can. Frogs eat his brains. He can wear a scrunchy if they tell him to.
Bye missy! Have a wonderful evening. ♥
well im outta here hookers
MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!
make it to 09 alive and kickin aiight??
XOXOX!
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:10pm.
You mean his anti-large frog helmet.
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Is THAT what that is? He should have stuck to the tin foil hats he made with Mel Gibson.
Diddy is either deciding whether he can make a break for it or he has to make lemonade.
Lemo-nade. That cool refreshing drink.
He looks like a mental case
The look on Diddy's face is priceless. You know he's looking for security and the emergency exit.
If Joaquin weren't a total whack job we'd all be talking about the nasty shit all over Casey's pants. Looks like he was doing oil changes before he hit the party.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:08pm.
LOOOOOOOOOL! You beat me to making that my new avie. I can't get over how hilarious he looks!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Hmmm..somebody's been dipping his "cig" in the formaldehye again.........cause JP has that "I fuck corpses for fun" look about him.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Seriously, that pic is GOLD, I tell ya! GOLD!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:13pm.
Why does every single person in these pics look like a greasy kielbasa? And why the hell is Phoenix wearing a fucking SCRUNCHY?
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Scrunchies are just one line of defense against large head frogs.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
that there is a good lookin man i go down to the river boat and buy drinks for a guy who luks like his brother he has no muney and god sais you shood always help uthers
It's not a scrunchy it's some sort of hair clip I think. Strange.
What in the world is going on with you Joaquin Phoenix? Damn, he needs to get to the local barber quick!
It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.