Yes, Diddy, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye! Good" to Hollywood and hello to ass bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
Aww..I feel like those chicks that cry out "I'll fix you..I'll accept you"..there's something addictive about the Phoenix guys
OMG! I literally LOL'd at this one...
Anyhoooo....damn I can't believe this...I had the serious hots for him for the longest after I saw him in Gladiator...I wanted to fuck him six ways from Sunday....now all I can do is vomit in my mouth to see what he's turned out to be...good googley goo...and yes, that is the clip from the infomercials...I think Diddy was having a flashback from his mohawk days.
Submitted by M.k. forever on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 3:49pm.
Sweet! I found my avatar!
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He looks like he smells like crap. I see rehab in his future.
Don't make me tell you a second time!
This is ALL STAGED Yo!
Defamer busted this a WHILE ago:
http://defamer.com/5100616/time-to-call-bullshit-on-joaquin-phoenixs-ret...
(Source: http://www.stonesthrow.com/news/2008/11/joaquin-phoenix-dressed-like-the...)
AND from Lainey Gossip:
"MC Bye Good
Remember last week when it was reported that Joaquin Phoenix jumped the stage at some club and threw down a few rhymes?
Thank the good Shiloh someone had the presence of mind to video it.
Here he is, MC Bye Good, sucking the largest ass donkey shit of all time.
tmz.com/2008/12/01/m-c-joaquin-phoenix-butchers-rap-music/
Apparently Casey Affleck is shooting all of this for his doc. Maybe they’re trying to be funny. Trying."
AAAAND from People:
"He recently performed a surprise rap song at Culver City night club Carbon. Phoenix’s friend, actor Casey Affleck, filmed the performance as well as their appearance at Bardot Hollywood."
Srsly. You guys. SRSLY.
RE: Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:12pm.
Any idea what happened to him? [Rupert from "Survivor"]
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evening all. been a while. but since avie is of our beloved JP just wanted to say think the guy is amazing n looks lke he's just taking a break- good for him. will miss him tho. his perf in gladiator was brilliant imo. brooding and raw. can't get enough.hope enjoys his new direction in music but takes it easy. love his look no matter what.this look is alone oscar-worthy. imo.
Although it IS refreshing to see someone supposedly dropping out of Hollyweird, can you just imagine if a female actor decided to do the same and pull a now-I'm eccentric-thus-not-bathing act? Trust, it won't happen in our lifetime. (And let's not count Ms Love on this, lol)
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
WOW! WTF happened. This guy's seriously slipped a cog somewhere along the line. He looks like a whacked out child toucher.
THose hair things really are in infomercials on tv right now. I hadn't seen one yet on anyone so I guess he's ahead of the curve. I think the black one is a freebie when you buy the silver.
But geez... CRAYZEE EYES!!!!! Looks like Manson with a hair clip.
https://www.ezcombshair.com/Default.aspx?mid=527384
fucked up shizz.
i swear to god i watched a 20minute infomercial about that damn hairband Joaquin is wearing.
you know when he ordered that he also got one in brown and white for free.
*Testing new avi here*
from Wiki:
Phoenix was born Joaquin Rafael Bottom in Río Piedras,[5] located in the city of San Juan, Puerto Rico.
His father, John Lee Bottom, was a lapsed Catholic[7] from Fontana, California.[8] His mother, Arlyn Phoenix (née Dunetz), was born in the Bronx, New York In 1968, Arlyn left her family and moved to California, later meeting Phoenix's father while hitch-hiking.
Hmmm.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I love Joaquin... But he looks like he's circling the drain these days. Hope it's just a pre-mid life thing.
JOAQUIN HAS HANDED BACK HIS "SAG" CARD ("SHOWERING AND GROOMING").
So who did bring Jim Morrison back from the dead guys? Can they do that? i wish they could! Cuz then they could bring River back alive and the whole would be along with him because seriously would he be like this if his brother ever vanished on him or they be like little sniff and snort brothers together taking drugs? Please god help tell me it looks like my hero is going to die!
Oh shit! I've gone all cold and shaky he looks like a bad version of Russel Brand, some 18th century astonomer and yes Jim Morrison when he had a beard too. Okay I don't think you americans know Russel Brand cuz he from UK and Joaquin Phoenix is really just known as River Phoenix's brother in the UK though I'm like the biggest fan of his 'movies' (I think it'll have to be now)you'll ever cum across.
Sweet! I found my avatar!
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Now I see the resemblance to Mel Gibson, (thumnails 2 & 3)he did play his brother in M. Shamahimalayn's Signs. Poor Joaquin, he probably is suffering from some alcoholism, post traumatic stress syndrome,a career hanging by a thread and bad bad hygiene, Yes I would love to get him treatment, and scrub him in the tub with Johnson's Baby Wash, pat him dry, and powder his tuckass.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:08am.
while I am pretty lax about other things, I am absolutely and paranoidly vigilant about who my children spend time alone with.
@ Hekki-- don't ever stop being paranoid & vigilant--not even with your children's doctors.
Go in the room with them. Always. As long as they're minors. Trust this.
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That hairclip is the magic comb thingy from the infomercials! AH HA HA HA HA! We were just cracking up at the commercial last night.
LOL at Diddy's face! It says it all.
why you gotta be haters?
yeah he looks ready for a shower - tell me you dont look that way at the end of your long drunken nights.
i love the hairclip thing.
i love joaquin.
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Submitted by Datura: "I saw a program a few years ago about people who grew up in that cult. Many of the people interviewed had been sexually abused as children; many of them became drug addicts later in life."
If you watch "Intervention" (as I obsessively do), you will note that 99% of the addicts on that show have been sexually abused or molested. It's SAD. And the reason that, while I am pretty lax about other things, I am absolutely and paranoidly vigilant about who my children spend time alone with.
Submitted by crazyinjapan: "He looks like Rasputin."
He totally DOES. *laughing hysterically*
I thought it was Jack Black on acid at first.
He looks like Rasputin.
WTF happened to this guy? I used to have a thing for him circa Signs and The Village (don't judge). He used to be such a hot piece, fucked up lip and all.
He has seriously gone off the reservation. And don't even get me started on that goddamn hair clip.
Holy Shit he looks like he's about to go off on Diddy......(I wish)
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Perhaps they could make Quills part II. This is exactly how I would picture him eight years later as the Abbe gone insane at the Charanton Asylumn.
Flashback to the beautiful nubile Abbe in sexy black frock circa 2000: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/Cmidnightsky/quills101.jpg
So sad, he looks like a haunted soul trying so desperately to distract himself with his "ART".....and those two dumb fucks Casey and Brett are just having a grand old time with him during their little pow-wow. Shouldn't they be calling someone to take his ass to the hospital instead of playing moguls?
I say he should be doing some organic gardening or working with abused animals somewhere, not trying to cling to whatever charred, blackened little piece of ego he has left. Has anyone noticed the grey/brown circles under his eyes. That is one troubled liver you have Mr. Phoenix!
Very sad, I hope he survives. He seems like he might have some humanity and love somewhere inside of him.
Poor Joaquin he looks awful like a mix off Theodore Kaczynski and Charles Manson..his hot is totally gone and I actually thought he was decent looking before.At least his hair lip scar.. or whatever it was.. is covered now though....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Life on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:02am.
I'm not surprised he's morphed into this, just read his bio on Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_Phoenix
"They married in 1969, then later joined the religious cult the Children of God."
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I saw a program a few years ago about people who grew up in that cult. Many of the people interviewed had been sexually abused as children; many of them became drug addicts later in life. Awful.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Wakeen looks like he's had too many acid trips.
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I used to love this man when I was 13 and watching Gladiator....I thought for an evil character he was so hot...so sad, he was so handsome too =[
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
I'm not surprised he's morphed into this, just read his bio on Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joaquin_Phoenix
"They married in 1969, then later joined the religious cult the Children of God."
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Yup, Joq has morphed into Charlie Manson. There's more than a little Animal from the Muppets in them thar crazy eyes too. Hooooly hell.
Sad.
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Check out the hands. What's going on here wid Diddy, Joaquin, and the Ratt?
And if they hands is where I think they are, why ain't they smiling??
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
what in gay HELL is goin on with homegirl's hair?? Those crazy eyes look like they belong on a Manson, and kind of takes me back to the "is there a frog on my head?" incident.
He used to be total hotness, especially in the Clay Pidgeon days. Come back Joaquin!!!!!
Joaquin needs a vigorous and hardy three hour shower, followed by a desperately needed visit to the barber and a lastly a visit to the psychiatrist to get this man on some anti-psychotic medication. EEEEK.
AH! OMG, I didn't even notice the hair until it was mentioned. UGH! There's enough grease on that head to fry french fries.
Seeing Joaquin like this makes me really REALLY miss River.
A lot.
If that ain't the next Unibomber, I don't know who is.
I can't believe that he is wearing a Hairzing! Was he drawn in by the infomercial at 4:20 in the morning?
http://www.hairzing.com/
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:04pm.
well, don't he look like shit? I'm surprised Diddy stood next to him, he looks contagious.
As if Diddy were not?
Hope they all pass around the hand sanitizer.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by Claymate_UcanSu... on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:55pm.
joaquin looks like tie dye wearing RUPERT from one of the seasons of Survivor. LOL.
True dat. Rupert was one crazy mofo.
Any idea what happened to him?
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
NO WAY!
this is Joaquin Phoenix and MK you are really cruel ...
http://www.heron-productions.com/tutorials/cinematic/joaquin_phoenix.jpg
Tits, does it count if mothernature cancelled my plans?
On topic, I am no fortune teller, but I do see a long vacation in Joaquin's not too distant future. Maybe Promises?
When I first got pregnant and knew it was a boy, folks used to ask what we were going to name him. I would say Joaquin just to mess with them. No one ever said anything, with speaking, but the crazy eyes they instantly got would put me on the verge of pimp. Priceless.
joaquin looks like tie dye wearing RUPERT from one of the seasons of Survivor. LOL.
This makes me so very sad. Joaquin has always been one of my favorite actors.
After reading the comments, I see mine was no original. The Lizard King lives!
He is the love child of Charles Manson and a resurrected Jim Morrison.