Friday, January 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!
Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone
In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968
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Sarah Palin can see Russia from the front door of her house but she failed to mention what she saw from the back.
coming to an arena near you, it's Disney's Ed Gein on ice!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Grandpa's out looking for a sucker fish.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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I was just wondering what ever happened to Brian Boitano.
Geez! Anderson Cooper will do anything for a story!
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hey Grandpa, put on some clothes!!!
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Michael Dick's father cuts a path to Jennifer's house.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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"Those goddamn baby seals gotta come up to breathe sometime!"
Guy Richie: "Doc, I keep having the same dream where I have to hack my way through my ex wife's vagina. What does it all mean?"
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Mother Earth to Father Time : "Your such a tool!"
Father Time: "I got your tool right here, bitch! And I'm not talkin' about the one in my hand!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
The old man of 2008 gives a last ditch effort to fuck this year up just a little bit more.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
When his wife became frigid, Harold discovered his problems were only beginning once he managed to get her wet . . .
Even Old Man Winter feels the recession!
That. Is. Disturbing.
Warming up the Bates Hotel hot tub, (Michael Dick, one nut wonder pool boy).
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Paul Bunyan is not aging well.
The freezing Of Benjamin Button's crazy ass!
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Grumpy Old Man
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:38pm.
There just wasn't enough ice to stop the swelling occuring in Micheal Dick's testicles.
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LOL!
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
The C-word: Noice!
There just wasn't enough ice to stop the swelling occuring in Micheal Dick's testicles.
Michael Dick makes a mad dash for freedom from Memaw Jennifer.
(edit: lizardbits, I owe you a drink.)
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Twenty years later, Keith Urban still trying to find his way into Nicole Kidman's frigid vagina.
In an effort to escape his assailant, Micheal Dick found himself rethinking his strategy.