Friday, January 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!
Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone
In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968
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I'll get you fish for gnawing off my wiener!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Get off my lawn you stupid kids!!! Take your igloo with you!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold.
Submitted by ezekiel949 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:29pm.
Hugh Hefner was just admitted to Shady Pines Convalescent Home and he has already started demolition on what soon will become the “grotto” for the retirees.
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Too funny!
It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.
Hugh Hefner was just admitted to Shady Pines Convalescent Home and he has already started demolition on what soon will become the “grotto” for the retirees.
Grandpa wanted the circumcision he never got, too bad his Medicaid was revoked.
You have now entered the sanctum of The Vadge's No-No. Your axe is useless against it.
TOMMY BOY SEARCHING FOR KATIE'S PUSSY!!
Tea-Bagging Gone Wrong.
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Now that the polar ice caps are melting from global warming, polar bears are losing the need for fur.
Ahh, Grandpa's heart warming stories. I remember when he told us about walking two miles to school in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. And before they had electricity, chopping ice cubes out of the river with an axe.
Mattel introduces "Iceland Ken, Grandpa Edition". I see he's still anatomically incorrect.
ECI REDRUM
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Oh, so this is what caused the captain of the Titanic to rubberneck his way into an iceberg
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
After busting Solange out of the basement earlier this week, her hero now works on thawing out Madonna's frozen-up vajayjay.
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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seksi
Joe Biden wants to cut the ice that connects Alaska to Russia to ensure winning all debates in 2012.
Paris Hilton's last white blood cell is overtaken by the herpes virus. He fought hard.
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What a drunk remembers after watching "Fargo" and "Cocoon" the same night.
In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big.
In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I know that as you get older, your wife gets more and more frigid, but this is rediculous!
"How much ice would a dick-fuck chuck if a dick-fuck could chuck ice?"
Papa HoHan finally found a way to stay occupied while keeping his mouth shut.
George: "No, no, it's really not that small, I've been swimming in the ice."
Elaine: "You mean it shrinks?"
George: "Like a frightened turtle".
HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE's SHRINKAGE!!!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Finally! Someone who's as cold as me!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I want this for my new passive aggressive cuckoo clock.
Next on the Discover Channel: "Secrets of Ice Fishing".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Heeere's Johnny! Theeere's Sarah. Thanks for not saying anything stupid during the campaign.
That's the last time I order a "Whiskey Old Fashioned" on the rocks!
Father Time personally prepares the ice for Michael K's New Year's Eve vodka tonics.
Shrinky dinks for everyone!
Here we go again michael k posting a picture rom is family album.
hahaha some of these are awesome
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Now that's an ice breaker!
lookin like Grace Jones, a slave but not to the rhythm....
Anybody who says there's nothing to do in minnesota in the winter is just nuts!
It wasn't until years later that Fred would fully understand the irony of changing his name to Global Warming.
Well, this is one way to break the ice.
After Family Ties ended, things didn't go well for Michael Gross.
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Get out of the ice quick before your dick shrivels ugh.......nevermind.
And when the next nekkid man showed up at memaw jenny's house, she met him with an axe.
Quick...get out of the ice before your dick shrivels uhhhhhh nevermind.
Don't worry, Mr. Rourke. The ice will help keep the swelling down. Now turn your chin to the left a bit.
And yes, Michael K would still hit it.
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After nearly 70 years, one of Keith Urban's sperm closes in on Nicole Kidman's eggs.
Nah, it's not cold. You get used to it.
Grampa Palin is at it again.
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10 years after his wife passed, grandpa decided it was finally time to get his dick wet.
"I told you I wanted epsom salt in this water!"