Friday, January 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!
Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone
In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968
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After spending a night with Paris, it came in handy that Dave knew that bathing in sub zero temperature would kill off any bacteria
Sharon Stone appears in public without her makeup.
Sven harvests ice for New Year's lutefiskinis.
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
that's AT LEAST 9 erect inches in PeePaw's kangaroo pouch!!!! BRRRR and SHHuSH to my no-no at the same time.
father time gives his final farewell to 2008
John Wayne Bobbitt Sr. proves that stupidity is an inherited trait.
I don't know but this new commercial for Flomax is kinda risqué.
ø¤°º¤ aka Geminat ø¤ºø.
http://geminat.com
Jack's back and skinnier than ever in "The Shining 2: Naked and Crazy!"
Len Goodman finally gets his revenge on Carrie Ann and Bruno during the annual celebrity Polar Ball Plunge.
First the Polar Bear club did their dip. Then the Polar Twinks got their chance.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:02pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*ahem* I mean:
Oh, I thought you wanted an argument! You want room 2A.
It's pining for the fjords!
*cough*
Have your baby's bris done at the nude beach for free! Call 1-800-SKN-BGON! Act now,naked Rabbis are standing by to take your call!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:57pm.
I know the sketch well, Cardinal Biggles! I "CONFESS" that I just got a kick out of your reply on a different level.
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue with you unless you've paid.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb: Oh no! It's a sketch! A classic!!! Check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A
(and the "correct response was NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!)
or do you know what I'm talking about and are being sarcastic? Oh, tone of voice just doesn't work well electronically... blar...
Seems like every day we learn about a new Viagra side effect.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The Russian Prime Minister wacking a path to sexy Sarah's house for his weekly peen shining.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:49pm.
I was playing off "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition". You know, as if you meant that.
Your mom sounds cool!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And you complained about putting from the rough!?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
After being the first person the reach the North Pole naked Joe "Grandpa" Wilson was asked if penis was that small from the cold. "Nope, just really small."
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Deb: Not quite the response I was looking for, but yes, yes, I likes them. My mother raised me on them. No Simpsons because they were too gross, but go ahead with George Carlin and Monty Python! My mom's the shit.
that ain't his shoulder blade, thats his penis wenis .
Iloves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.
Miss Sophia, The Color Purple
Amy Winehouse' s Peepaw Making din din!! MMMM... Cracky bitches!!
This is exactly why I never ax grandpa questions anymore.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Forced to reduce costs Frank Perdue ventures out to find a less expensive means of storing chickens.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:45pm.
Touche'!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:42pm.
*cough* I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Our first glimpse of Lost's John Locke in the new
season's first episode, "Snow Island."
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:41pm.
Thanks! You a Python fan too?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Grampa Palin, in the back yard on his way to Russia..
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:37pm.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I strip down nude, and grab my axe,
Go out in the snow so white.
Jump in the pond, and chop on logs,
Until I get frostbite!
AWESOME!
The old man of the sea thought the hard, rock-like crusts in the water were part of a coral reef...turns out Joaquin Phoenix just used that beach to wash his peen.
"i'll show you shrinkage!"
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I strip down nude, and grab my axe,
Go out in the snow so white.
Jump in the pond, and chop on logs,
Until I get frostbite!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Guy Ritchie had a dream of what his future sex life would be like if he stayed with ice-snatch Vadge.
Global Warming!!!!
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I'm pressing charges, I'm Pressing chargers........ Where my do-rag at!
- Soldyah Gurl on some train to Brooklyn last year.
Finally!! Global warming reveals itself to regular people like me, who didn't understand what fuck Al Gore was talking about!
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Excuse my english, i'm only dutch!
Goodbye Alzheimer's, now they'll never find you. What time is my daughter picking me up to go ride bikes? Tarantulas!
A few more chops and we got a salty, murky, well aged Margarita!
Waxe on, whacks off
Goodbye Alzheimer's, now they'll never find you. What time is my daughter picking me up to go ride bikes? Tarantulas!
Having failed to convince Dorothy to oil up his stiffy, the Tin Man heads in to relieve his blue balls.
Larry King is sure that his daily icebaths will help him maintain his girlish figure.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is determined to annex Georgia for himself.
John McCain is still having trouble accepting his loss in he 2008 election.
Being stripped of clothes and locked away by the Gulag for 40 years was nothing compared to being forced to march through the Siberian wilderness singing "Ice, Ice, Baby."
For once I wish Grandpa would just buy me a snow cone.
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
It has been over 50 years since his birth and Bronx Mowgli continues to make his way through the extreme wilderness in an effort to get as far away as possible from his psychotic family.
After 4 days with a massive viagra-induced erection, Grandpa Joe took matters into his own hands...
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
Hef's grotto gets my vote! Too funny!
But you guys gotta agree, this old dude is way hotter than hef. Am I right? lol
Hef, cooling off his hot loins.