Friday, January 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!
Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone
In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968
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Microscopic photo reveals the truth behind Paris Hilton's lip sore.
Smirnoff Ice has another meaning in the Gulag.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Ingmar Bergman has clearly jumped the shark with his newest film..."Oldy and the Axe"
Freeze-dried for freshness.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Sure I could have worn a bathing suit, but what fun is that?
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Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
Chopping my way home, can't find my damn cell
phone..
Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
THEN again why , not?
Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
You ever met someone you should'nt have messed with ? Well that's me.
Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
Talk about ball shinkage number 1
Nowdays the Polar Bear Club actualy kills polar bears.
Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
I'm out here looking for my toupee!
It's down here somewhere...
Jennifer Aniston's Dad has an axe to grind with the ocean, after it reported to the tabloids she still screams at it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
On the 7th day God created the hairy axe wound
Lost, naked, and confused, Dick Cheney continues his search for WMDs.
I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the trout.
looks like a fun game.
it's called Freeze And Whack!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
The first pictures of Bristol Palin's son, Tripp - sadly, he's the real life version of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
Lumber Jackoff
Always working with "Stepford Wife" Katie in the play All My Sons makes John Lithgow a crazy boy!
Or
John Lithgow said " You'd pull a Jack Nicholson too if you had to work with Stepford Wife Katie!"
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
YOU DAMN TROLLS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Al Gore's New Year Resolution: I shall never stop whoring my self out for the sake of stopping global warming.
Tina BRING me the AX! AND my TEETH!
Dick Cheney finds that an ax is no match for Paris Hilton's love sludge.
After taking out his rage on asian gangs in Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood brings his fury to the less known Eskimo gangs.
The Gay Winter Games, Crystal Lake
Any man who wants to fuck Nicole Kidman is going to have to chop his way through her frigid cunt to git some.
After bidding "Bye, Good!" to Hollywood years ago, Joaquin Pheonix was spotted in his dwellings, taking care of some yard work.
Gramps always came up with the most outrages ice breakers.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Papa Joe needs more than a shower to deal with his "urges".
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Exile can be quite lonely. Just ask Dick Chaney.
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Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Man, Ahab's really lost it this time.
And, thereafter, Finland introduced Cocks on the rocks to alcosexaholics everywhere.
That gives new meaning to the word icepick.
Grampa Numbnutts, notorous for finding gold in the oddest places, discovers petrified gold testicles between his legs for the 50th year in a row.
Another dumbass who screwed Paris goes to chop his dick off rather than face the alternative.
It's not a worm you damn fish !!!!!
My balls are here somewhere.
Submitted by kangolwest on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:42pm.
Gran Torino II - Clint Eastwood goes nuts.
Love it!
Popsy and his popsicle
Now that's a delicious pop-culture reference. I think this is a very difficult pix to find a caption more ridiculous than what the guy is doing already.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:16pm.
The Shining- You're doing it wrong!
"If you have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours........"
~Lindsey~
The Shining- You're doing it wrong!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
"I. AM. NOT. READY. FOR. MY. GOTTDAMN! ICE FLOE! DAMMIT! WHY do they keep doing this shit every time I fall asleep!?! FUCK!"
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
chop on, chop off... the chopper.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Madonna's manager is busy getting her ready for her sleepover with Alex Rodriguez.
Chop, baby, Chop!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think there are better ways to to research global warming.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The New Ice Capades Show of The Hatchet: Lizzie Borden on Ice, had some really strange costuming with Daddy Borden live nude sence
Gran Torino II - Clint Eastwood goes nuts.