The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 31st!

Finally, a logical solution to the shrinkage problem....murder the cold. - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

In order to cut back on stealing, Amy Winehouse makes her nose gnomes mine coke naked - Provolone

In Alaska, they catch fish by cutting holes in the ice and dropping a worm down into the water. Dude, you DON'T need a hole that big. - rockylife1968

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by yucko on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:47am.

TFBUckFutter, great job!

I was actually amused by this one!

Submitted by Mrs.Robinson on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 7:46pm.

Congrats you hilarious whores! I get so into these 'Caption This' contests. SO fun.

Thanks Sheeps and iHeartHaters ♥

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:55pm.

LMAO@murder the cold!! Great job you guys! *clapping* Mrs. Robinson shoulda got an honorable mention, that was funny!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:35pm.

Congrats to the winners!!! funny stuffs!

Submitted by meeeee on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:26pm.

BWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Nose gnomes!

Awesome!

phrnt phrnt

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:43am.

Congrats winners!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:39am.

If he wanted big muscles and a shriveled sack, he could’ve just taken steroids.

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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.

Submitted by dadada on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:32am.

To prove to twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, that he still has great stamina, Hef's takes his workout routine to the extreme.

*Popularity is when everyone likes you
*Happiness is when you like yourself*

Submitted by fleawatch on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:25am.

Websters:

"PETAPHILE" : an old man who doesnt just club the seals to death, he has sex with them too ..

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:18am.

Mr. Burns has a change of heart and tries to help Homer find his donut.

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:17am.

Cheney had to take up ice fishing now that no one will invite him hunting anymore.

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 9:15am.

It's sad when your 'depends' leak in the arctic.

Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:13am.

Anna Wintours Tidy Bowl Man.

Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!

Submitted by dunkel_elenwen on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 7:46am.

Let's break the ice, I said, but the man was already naked.

Submitted by Sunrisegold71 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:49am.

Anderson Cooper is personalizing his Captial One card!

Sunrisegold71

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:36pm.

Dr. Kevorkian delivers by sea-section.

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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK

Submitted by Vivian on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:53pm.

Drawing the short straw for the taking of Rosie O'Donnell's virginity, Tom knew they were lying when they said all he'd have to do is "roll her in flour and look for the wet spot".

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:53pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Robinson on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:53pm.

hahahahaha

Submitted by Mrs.Robinson on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:53pm.

I'll have a naked old man with an axe on the rocks, please.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:23pm.
' The Hills Wished They Didnt Have Eyes '

*Spit take*

Ur a frickin evil genius, ElB !! ;-)

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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:34pm.

Soooooo, its true! Anderson Cooper started off in media as a hack!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:30pm.

Next week on ' Deadliest Grey Pubic Thatch '

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:26pm.

Looks like Gramps misunderstood the
meaning of the Polar Bare Club.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:23pm.

' The Hills Wished They Didnt Have Eyes '

Submitted by Hew Aaron on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:21pm.

in one fell swoop Harold learned the real meaning of shrinkage

Submitted by Mrs.Robinson on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:15pm.

Well, if you know a better way of making ice, I'd like to hear it.

Submitted by little edie on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 2:07pm.

Just another happy customer zeroing in on "their lobster" at Nature Boy's "Pick Your Own" Seafood Shack.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:58pm.

Sit still Sarah Jessica, I will have that mole off in 2 seconds....

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:57pm.

Axe body products targets the naked and nearly dead.

Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:51pm.

Father Time will eventually win the war with Nicole Kidman's forehead.

Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:30pm.

Jackass's Johnny Knoxville in 30 years.

Submitted by Melinda on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:26pm.

Meet Paul Bunyan's father Blue Balls Bunyan.

Submitted by TheVinylChaplin on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:25pm.

Yet another brave soul tries to hack through Madonna's ice cold vagina.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 12:20pm.

ALZHEIMER'S GONE WILD PART 6.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 12:11pm.

0 degrees Fahrenfright.

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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan

Submitted by cherry13 on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:51am.

I bet he has one hell of a case of blue balls.

Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:25am.

Worst part of freezing your balls off: chopping through the ice to look for them.

"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:22am.

"whack a trout"

*confession of 2009...I hate this fukn game cuz I sux at it....going back to staring at wall*

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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil

Submitted by Texas Tart on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:16am.

George Bush has gone too far this time........seal clubbing is 1 thing but to do it naked is just taking the piss!!!

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:18am.

A cold hearted ax-husband.

Submitted by schmuckles on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:54am.

Vadge's Clitoris

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 8:50am.

The real last episode of Everybody Loves Raymond...godspeed Peter Boyle, wack them all!

Submitted by Haleythatgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:39am.

Ooohhh.........so that's why Antarctica is uninhabitable.

Submitted by Haleythatgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:38am.

Old Man Winter is a little under the weather today. Thankfully Old Man Slushy was in the up for the job.

Submitted by Haleythatgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 6:34am.

"The Shining":Deleted Scenes.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 5:27am.

These Damien Hirst sculptures and getting a bit extreme.

Submitted by cMal on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 4:19am.

In 2008, he swam with sharks.

Now at age eighty, Anderson Cooper is digging through the ice to swim with baby seals in the Arctic while nude, showing that he still has more balls than any other investigative reporter.

Submitted by moistiest on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:58am.

Michael Lohan had to get a job somewhere after Lindsay's money dried out.