Dane Cook Has Millions?!
The other day, I walked into my mom's kitchen and found her taking $10 from my wallet that was lying on the table without my permission. This is what happened to Dane Cook, but instead of $10, his family member tried to take millions from him. It's disturbing to know that Dane Cook has made millions of dollars from whatever it is he does. He should be paid in well drinks, food stamps and handjobs from day-shift hookers. Not actual money.
The NYDN says Dane Cook's brother, Darryl McCauley, was arrested yesterday in Wilmington, Mass. for allegedly trying to steal millions upon millions from his ass. Darryl has worked as Dane's business manager since the 90s.
The authorities say Dane has been working with them to get Darryl. Darryl has been transferring cash from his douchetard brother's account to his own. Darryl even forged a check for $3 million and deposited it into his own account.
What caca-brained asshole thinks that no on would find out that he faked a $3 million check?! Scratch that question. I just answered it by looking above and seeing the words "Dane Cook's brother." I bet dumb fuck Darryl wrote in the memo: "Shhh! Don't tell Dane."
Darryl is even more stupid than the dumb whores who bought Domino's pizzas with forged checks and then put on Pizza Hut t-shirts to resell the pizzas by the slice at a park. They even forgot to take the pizzas out of the Domino's boxes. This is why freebasing while pregnant is not a good thing.
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Submitted by sandman on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:23pm.
any word on whether his other brother darryl was involved?
hahahahahaha
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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:17pm.
More importantly, who is their mother and why did she give her kids names like Dane and Darryl?
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breech births?
any word on whether his other brother darryl was involved?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:18pm.
That's money Papa Joe paid him under the table to work with Chestica.
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Should I know who this is?
is there a person named Daryl that isn't a complete sketchball??
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
wait..
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This guy is rich for a reason...obviously people think he is funny and want to pay to go see him.. I personally dont think hes all that just like that dumb ass Carlos Mencia..George Lopez and Ellen Degeneres on the other hand are fucking fantastic!!!!
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Christmas is over :(
More importantly, who is their mother and why did she give her kids names like Dane and Darryl?
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Dane's been stealing from his audiences for years.
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Now you can't even trust your own brother with millions of dollars you made with lifted jokes and crappy movies? What is the world coming to?
What the hell is wrong with his face?
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this was on the news last night because unfortunately, this unfunny dude is from the boston area...ugh...how does he have millions? how...how?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Naw, he just has millions of people who don't think he's funny!
Hahahaha that Dominoes story is even more funny!!! You would think if you are already planning to commit a crime..why not make it something worth the fucking risk?? and think it out! dam people are dumb
In any case it sucks to have your own brother do that to you!
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Christmas is over :(
Like Oprah says, "Sign your own checks"
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Like him or not, that really sucks to have his own brother try to do that shit to him.
loozer hahahahahahahahahaaa
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Was it his brother Darryl or his Other Brother Darryl?
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