Dane Cook Has Millions?!
The other day, I walked into my mom's kitchen and found her taking $10 from my wallet that was lying on the table without my permission. This is what happened to Dane Cook, but instead of $10, his family member tried to take millions from him. It's disturbing to know that Dane Cook has made millions of dollars from whatever it is he does. He should be paid in well drinks, food stamps and handjobs from day-shift hookers. Not actual money.
The NYDN says Dane Cook's brother, Darryl McCauley, was arrested yesterday in Wilmington, Mass. for allegedly trying to steal millions upon millions from his ass. Darryl has worked as Dane's business manager since the 90s.
The authorities say Dane has been working with them to get Darryl. Darryl has been transferring cash from his douchetard brother's account to his own. Darryl even forged a check for $3 million and deposited it into his own account.
What caca-brained asshole thinks that no on would find out that he faked a $3 million check?! Scratch that question. I just answered it by looking above and seeing the words "Dane Cook's brother." I bet dumb fuck Darryl wrote in the memo: "Shhh! Don't tell Dane."
Darryl is even more stupid than the dumb whores who bought Domino's pizzas with forged checks and then put on Pizza Hut t-shirts to resell the pizzas by the slice at a park. They even forgot to take the pizzas out of the Domino's boxes. This is why freebasing while pregnant is not a good thing.
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It's disturbing to know that Dane Cook has made millions of dollars from whatever it is he does
----its disturbing & depressing & lol @ those Dominos chicks..haven't heard of them before
I liked him at first and thought his stand up was kinda funny. But he does seem like he got a really big head and turned arrogant now that he's in movies (yes movies that I watch and do kind of like too!)
But I think people don't like him because of his attitude mainly. And I heard something about him stealing jokes but I don't know that story and I'm too tired to read through the comments to find out right now!
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I have really never heard his comedy junk but me thinks he is a hottie.
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:48pm.
Why does EVERYONE hate Dane Cook?
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He's such a douche, the scent of vinegar and water lingers half an hour after he's walked by.
He has two sisters named Summers & Eve.
Well, I don't know Dane Cook but if he has earned millions of dollars then SOMEBODY out there must like him. Therefore, I'm having a little trouble understanding why all of you dislike him. There are a lot of celebrities with zero talent who are very rich. Just ignore them. No need for jealousy.
Anyway, that movie he's in with Chestica is on cable now. Maybe I'll watch it to see what the hate is all about.
I only thought Dane Cook had millions of hecklers. "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!"
Darryl has a worse name than Bronx Mogli.
Give him enough money to legally change it, then he won't be such a bastid.
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Dane Cook also has millions of Douchebag friends and fans, as the blind after all, DO lead the blind.
Dane Cook's comedy is the BANE of my existence. Okay, maybe not, but it's on a short list.
I really CAN believe all the sheep in this country love his work. But I think he's a frat-boy goon with marginal wit, simple humor and a knack for telling lame drawn-out stories about him and his bozo friends.
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well drinks if that!!! he sucks.. white trash and stupid...duh he didnt notice he was getting ripped off til now? I call bullshit
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:53pm.
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That is fucking funny.
What about him stealing jokes or some shit?
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:48pm.
Why does EVERYONE hate Dane Cook?
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He's such a douche, the scent of vinegar and water lingers half an hour after he's walked by.
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Why does EVERYONE hate Dane Cook?
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Dane Cook is a talented comedian/actor. He doesn't work for free, so of course he has millions, just like everyone else that has been in major motion films, and worked their ass off to get where they are now. I agree with most stories on this site, but Dane Cook is awesome, and here is to another 10 mill Dane!!
It's disturbing to know that Dane Cook has made millions of dollars from whatever it is he does. He should be paid in well drinks, food stamps and handjobs from day-shift hookers. Not actual money.
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MK is a pure D nut! LOL
It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.
This story doesn't interest me because Dane Cook is a fucking doucheass, but the Domino's one does.
Mmmm... pizza sounds good.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I miss George too, CTH. :( At least he is immortalized on dvd.
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Umm no EXCUSE Me
Chelsea Handler is a FUNNY Bitch. I love her. say anything else about her and i will get all 'itsparisbitch' on your ass!
Most of today's big comedians(except Chris Rock) ain't worth a sack of shit. This Dane douche, Sara Silverman (WTF??) Chelsea Handler (Double WTF!?) and of course Carlos Mencia A.K.A."Ned Holness" all BLOW! Richard Pryor still has more talent in his grave then these ass clowns.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:50pm.
In that outfit, the BF will ravish you on sight and you'll be delightfully late for the party. Trust.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:55pm.
Socky, are you all dressed up for a New Year's Eve Party? You look very festive.
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*primping & posing* You likey?! Me, too. The BF is flying in tonight and we're attending a New Year's Eve party at the Cuntry Club. The future MIL is gonna freak at my punk ass! *devilish grin* Yeah, I know...(hanging little sock monkey head)..the BF is gonna make me change outfits!! Fuck!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:11pm.
Usually I'm impressed by his attention to punctuation - this IS a blog after all... but yeah, his word usage is getting a tad sloppy of late.
Must be all the high fat xmas crap.
Dane Cook is a douchetard.
The fact that he has "millions" means that there are enough idiots out there that find this jerk-weed entertaining.
yeah, he's a little on the douchey side now. my sister knows better...she knows i'd fucking kill her dumb ass if she tried to steal from me.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:22pm.
That's true Momus. I also think he's broken into the Aste early.
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That's true Momus. I also think he's broken into the Aste early.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:11pm.
In MK's defense, he's in utter and debilitating shock over the cancellation of his fave shows due to Viacom and Time-Warner squabbling with each other.
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See, this is why you don't involve "half" siblings with financial relations, let alone "real, full-blooded" siblings. I'm just keepin' it real.
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Their parents must be proud.
Like others have said, payback for the other comedians' jokes he's stolen.
MK, I must grammar nazi you for your misplaced modifier:
"The other day, I walked into my mom's kitchen and found her taking $10 from my wallet that was lying on the table without my permission. "
The wallet was lying on the table without permission in this sentence. Correctly this would read:
"The other day, I walked into my mom's kitchen and found her taking $10 without my permission from my wallet that was lying on the table."
You may now hit me with bricks. I love you, so I want you to have good sentence structure. Tina Fey reads this!!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Damn. His chins are freaking me out. Sorry dude, but the beard is NOT hiding the extra Chinamen.
yeah mrsoul has a brother named Darryl; he's dumb too.
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That's foul. The fact that Dane Cook is a millionaire AND the fact that his brother was stealing. Forging a $3 mil check??? Brilliant. Somebody sterilize this entire family, 'kay? Thanks.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:53pm.
Socky, are you all dressed up for a New Year's Eve Party? You look very festive.
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CHEECH AND CHONG ARE GOING BACK OUT ON TOUR!!!!!!!!!!
I was way too young back in the day but if they come near me, I am so going. They are freaking hilarious!
Having to put up with Dane's fucking & annoying personality, I can see where Darryl felt the need to compensate himself.
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It's not fair that Dane has millions of dollars.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Darryl is a complete ass. He actually had a steady, secure job with his brother. Job security to the max. Like Theo & Vincent Van Gogh.
Now, he'll be lucky to get a job cleaning toilets in a hotel run by a creepy guy who has Mommy's corpse stored in the basement.
I never thought this toolbag was the least bit comical but his brother is one grimmey douchenozzle. Mama and papa Blackdot would have beat the fuck out of my brother for doing that, then comes the slammer.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:32pm.
I don't know a lot about him but that sucks, I hope he gets all his cash back.
I know enough about him to make me somewhat happy that this happened to him.
Somewhere George Carlin is laughing is heaven and screaming, Payback is a brother of bitch, Dane!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:32pm.
His main claim to fame is that he lusted after Chestica Simpleton in "Employee of the Month".
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I don't know a lot about him but that sucks, I hope he gets all his cash back.
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Two years ago I used to get all pissed off when people would hate on Dane Cook but these days I can't even stand listening to his voice. I couldn't imagine my brother EVER trying to steal from me.
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Well, he does look like he lives in his car, so maybe he does. Unless Dane paid his bro to do that so people would THINK he's not broke.
I wonder if Darryl came up with that hare-brained scheme to sell Domino Pizzas by the slice in a park, because that sure is a winner of an idea! I hate Dane Cook, how can he have so much money?!!? This is so not right!
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Exhibit Q in the Life Is Not Fair exhibit.
But of course he has millions, if people are stupid enough to pay money to see him why not take advantage of it. Just look at Madonna.
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