Wednesday, December 31st 2008
Eddie Murphy Serenades His Hos
Here is Eddie Murphy playing a beautiful song for his hos on a big ass boat in St. Barts the other day. Actually, I think Eddie was just trying to charm the snake in one of their bikini bottoms, so that he could find out which one is the tranny. I don't need to play a song to tell Eddie that the one on the left can dick slap him in the face if he wants it. She's built like a twink top who should really be a bottom.
And Eddie's dick charming song is totally an acoustic version "Party All The Time." Why do I love that shit song so much? It just makes you want to pick up a tranny hooker and do lines off her floppy peen with Rick James' ghost. Video below:
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I'll console my freezing ass with the knowledge that they may be in an exclusive tropical paradise, but they don't seem to be enjoying themselves much. Not one smile by any of them in all those pics.
Oh, I want to mope around in the tropics!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Guess $20 in St. Bartts doesn't buy you much in the way of women.
Habitually, he's a habitual line-stepper.
God that couch shit was funny--"cocaine, that's a hell of a drug..."
Now, those are some trailer-park quality heauxs--maybe friends of somebody, as with his fame and money he has to be able to do better. That one gal didn't do herself any favors with those butt tatoos.
Hmmm, she has a man's butt and wide shoulders--maybe "she" is packing a rod... ;)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:24pm.
FUCK YO' COUCH N****!
FUCK YO' COUCH!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:21pm.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
SLAP!
ROTFLMAO!
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Mmmmmy girl wants to PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIIIIIIIMMMMEE!!!
lmfao!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
FUCK YO' COUCH N****!
FUCK YO' COUCH!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:21pm.
WTFOMGLOL I love Dave Chapelle Show
LCT is Rick Rollin' now....
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Rick Rollin' all the way to Pleasure Town on a unicorn. I'm diggin' it.
This dude and whores are not a surprise. The frog with the white and red thong is. He really has poor taste in women.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Thanks! Now that horrid song's going to be going through my head all day. Hopefully a little Slayer will chase it right out!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:14pm.
his brother Charlie Murphy (Dave Chapelle show) is 10x funnier.
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Word! I love Charlie Murphy.
WTFOMGLOL I love Dave Chapelle Show
LCT is Rick Rollin' now....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
SLAP!
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:08pm.
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Lmao
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:07pm.
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Happy New Year IG!! Hoist one for me too!
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
AHHHHHHHHHH! I just went and looked for the Rick James episode on youtube and I got RICK-ROLLED! SON OF A BEEEEEEE!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:15pm.
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CHAH-LIE MURPHY !!!! LOL
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
I've seen pics of St. Bart's. Since I don't anticipate being a millionaire any time soon, I'm thinking that's about as close as I'll ever get.
Damn he would of made my ears bleed.Look at the emotion on his face,lol.Damn that boat big.
Wish I was in St.Barts.
I've seen Eddie with waaay hotter chix AND trannies.
Maybe they're splitting the rental?...maybe the chix are the hired help?
NICE CRACK SWEAT STAIN! HO IN THE FIRST THUMBNAIL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN!
I'm Rick James, BITCH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
his brother Charlie Murphy (Dave Chapelle show) is 10x funnier.
1) Eddie Murphy sounds like Chris Rock's speaking voice when he sings. That's not very manly there my friend.
2) I want those pants that one chick has that makes it look like she's got generous junk.
3) Rick James is a hot bitch. Especially with his pant tassles.
yes, MK.. I hate to admit I love that song too. Perfect timing for today to bring back all those hazy crazy parrrrtayyyy memories.
C Word, it would have been great if he dressed up as Buckwheat! Or Gumby, Goddammit!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Eddie's hoes have tucked their peens, I see.
Those chicks are kinda fug. Can't Eddie round up any better looking ladies than that?
Edit: I see I'm not the only one who is wondering. Bwahahahaa Mike! Maybe they are not teh womens after all.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:11pm.
HAHAHA that girl has no ass. Call me crazy but I'd like to hear an acoustic version of party all the time.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
those some ugly flat ass crackers!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
And Eddie's dick charming song is totally an acoustic version "Party All The Time." Why do I love that shit song so much? It just makes you want to pick up a tranny hooker and do lines off her floppy peen with Rick James' ghost.
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great visual there! LMAO
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"Unce, tice, fee times a wady..."
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
HAHAHA that girl has no ass. Call me crazy but I'd like to hear an acoustic version of party all the time.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:08pm.
Are these chicks really the best he could get?
The real question is are they REALLY chicks?
Rick James totally hogged the spotlight in that video. Love the shot of him exhaling the maryjane.
Is that a map tattooed on her ass? Classy dame.
IG, yes, he is a knob- but he can sing. He was great in Dreamgirls....
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
she just wants to party all the time party all the time party all the tiiiime....
With cameo from Rick James... bitch!
And my cat hates Eddie Murphy's singing voice. Since 48 hours came out (Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight...) the cat just vacates the room... I sing to her and she beats me up... damn cat.
Are these chicks really the best he could get?
The lyrics go something like this...
"I wish you chiiiiccckkksss had the diiccckkksss.. I love the peen, it make Eddie screeeeaaammmm ... Whoa"
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Ooh, I wonder if it was "Wookin' pa Nub" or "C-I-L-L My Landlord" or "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"?
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
Gwad, he's such a knob.