Wednesday, December 31st 2008
Eddie Murphy Serenades His Hos
Here is Eddie Murphy playing a beautiful song for his hos on a big ass boat in St. Barts the other day. Actually, I think Eddie was just trying to charm the snake in one of their bikini bottoms, so that he could find out which one is the tranny. I don't need to play a song to tell Eddie that the one on the left can dick slap him in the face if he wants it. She's built like a twink top who should really be a bottom.
And Eddie's dick charming song is totally an acoustic version "Party All The Time." Why do I love that shit song so much? It just makes you want to pick up a tranny hooker and do lines off her floppy peen with Rick James' ghost. Video below:
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:58pm.
Off Topic!!!!!!!
Could someone please xplain to me why the cat doesn't use the box all fucking morning and yet the second I clean it, he goes right in and pollutes it????????
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Yeah, my rabbit does that too. I think maybe they just want their scent to be in it or something.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:24pm.
So do you end up pouring it on your kitteh's head?
My boy kitteh sits right there while I scoop if I'm just performing routine maintenance. But when my son is home from school, HE has to clean it and I have dragged him out of bed to do so, yes I have!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:27pm.
I love that a story about eddie murphy has devolved into posts about cat piss.
Feels so right.
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LOL!!
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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:22pm.
if your drinking champange and vodka which goes first?
like- liquor before beer your in the clear.
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Ive read that that logic is based on how the inebriation plays out: since liquor is stronger than beer, if you start with liquor and follow with beer then your alchohol consumption is slowed down. If you drink beer first then continue with cocktails, the alchohol consumption increases as the night goes on.
So Id say have your cocktails first, then switch to champagne.
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I love that a story about eddie murphy has devolved into posts about cat piss.
Feels so right.
Hm, I don't know what is worse. Animals on the furniture of Orange rinds...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:17pm.
Oh yeah. My girl kitteh's pee smelled like 14 litres of ultra concentrated ammonia.
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Pert near burns your eyeballs clear out!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:58pm.
Off Topic!!!!!!!
Could someone please xplain to me why the cat doesn't use the box all fucking morning and yet the second I clean it, he goes right in and pollutes it????????
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For mine its literally the second I clean it. While I am pouring fresh litter in, he is squatting on whats there. I had one that had to use the box the minute I came into the bathroom. Like my going reminded him he had to go too.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:22pm.
if your drinking champange and vodka which goes first?
like- liquor before beer your in the clear.
Try to follow the supply rule: first in, first out.
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
KITTEH POOOOOOOOO!!!
uhm, yeah
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:21pm.
You can also keep them off your furniture and plants with orange or lemon rinds.
Really???? I never had any cats but I always imagined they were clean and non smelly lol
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depends how fastidious you are about keeping the litter box clean and topped up with fresh litter. Keep it clean, have a air purifier nearby and they're golden... except for the occasional scooting on the hall runner, but we're none of us perfect.
totally off topic- although Eddie murphy probly would know
if your drinking champange and vodka which goes first?
like- liquor before beer your in the clear.
Thank God my current kitteh uses his box! Bad cats are the WORST.
If you have a cat that makes pee times on the floor, clean it with something citrus scented; they don't like the smell so they won't tinkle there anymore.
Stoney, I clean the box with lavender Pine-Sol and it smells so fresh with the virgin litter in it!
Then comes the poo machine.
People who try to clean up cat pee with ammonia crack me up. Um................they think it's their own and will keep using that rug or spot or whatever, doofus!
I know, sugar! Sometimes when I finish cleaning the box I just stand there with the scooper and wait for him to poo on the clean litter so I can scoop it up and add it to the bag before I toss it. Of course, at that point it's nice and fresh! Yum!!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:15pm.
LCT- ever smelled Kitteh PEE? Or maybe it is just a Tomcat that has really smelly pee, but I tell you, it's rank!
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Oh yeah. My girl kitteh's pee smelled like 14 litres of ultra concentrated ammonia.
Cat pee is the worst!!! I use baking soda in my Kirby's litter box to combat the ammonia smell.
Stoney, this kitteh doesn't need reminding to annoy the shit out of me by pooing in the box. Argh.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:11pm.
Really???? I never had any cats but I always imagined they were clean and non smelly lol
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Yeah, their bodies are usually clean, but anything that goes on inside of their bodies is straight out of the deepest crevices of stink hell.
LCT- ever smelled Kitteh PEE? Or maybe it is just a Tomcat that has really smelly pee, but I tell you, it's rank!
Perhaps these were the only two that were proficient in anal.
Amazing, Eddie hates the paps and loss of privacy so much he never leaves his house.
That same attitude got him a many years vacation from movies. He's fab as Donkey tho.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:58pm.
My cat does that. It's almost like all the commotion at his toilet reminds him to use it.
That's it: I'm moving to St. Barts. And buying a yacht.
I think Eddie rented the hoes along with the motoryacht.
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
Every single time one of you whores writes "kittehs" I pronounce it in my head as "kitt-uhs" and get really cornfused.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:10pm.
Kitteh poo smells like a dungeon filled with bodies.
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Bitch, what did I tell you about going in my cellar? I told you that door downstairs if OFF LIMITS to you! What part of "go down there and die" didn't you get?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:10pm.
Kitteh poo smells like a dungeon filled with bodies.
Really???? I never had any cats but I always imagined they were clean and non smelly lol
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Christmas is over :(
Kitteh poo smells like a dungeon filled with bodies.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIMES
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:06pm.
POO
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Everybody SAY POO!
POOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kitteh poo is worse than puppeh poo.
POO
Missy,
I now have two kittehs - both rescued from becoming roadkill. The girl is respectful. The boy kitteh doodys and the neighborhood evacuates!
MK- I love Party all the time! I haveit on my IPOD that and I'm too sexy! I had them both played at my wedding - I know I have no taste that is what makes it GREAT!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:41pm.
I'm surprised tabloids even bother to take pics of this tranny-lover.
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be careful with that pink wig socky or Eddie might come after you!!
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sugaroo, my kitteh does that too. he likes a clean box I guess.
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Off Topic!!!!!!!
Could someone please xplain to me why the cat doesn't use the box all fucking morning and yet the second I clean it, he goes right in and pollutes it????????
eeuuuww, their asses are gross! I thought black men liked booty?
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
clearly these tattoed flat butts are dudes cuz that's how eddie rolls...the paps could've atleast got front shots so we can see how well these tricks tucked their junk...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by xultar on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:35pm.
That one skank has negative ass...I mean ass that is concave, goes in instead of out.
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Maybe he sang songs as Donkey from Shrek and she literally laughed her ass off.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:10pm.
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yes, it is. a treasure map. ;)
So, what do you suppose is harder for the heaux*? Pretending she likes to have sex with him, or pretending his singing and guitar is very entertaining.... ;)
* My spelling of heaux is what I use in another blog where they blocked the word 'ho'. Its pretentious enough that I use it when I don't need to.
I'm surprised tabloids even bother to take pics of this tranny-lover.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nothing says "classy" like getting a tattoo all over your ass...
Every gay has a bunch of chic friends, so he is just saying "Hay girllllz, what do you think of the new song I wrote for my booo!?"
Same to you, Joe! And OK, if I HAVE to. :)
That one skank has negative ass...I mean ass that is concave, goes in instead of out.
How'd she get an ass like that? It's a deformity. Her ass is deformed.
Eddie likes skanks with deformed asses.
So he's made like a bajillion dollars and he calls Crack Whores R Us.