Wednesday, December 31st 2008
Eddie Murphy Serenades His Hos
Here is Eddie Murphy playing a beautiful song for his hos on a big ass boat in St. Barts the other day. Actually, I think Eddie was just trying to charm the snake in one of their bikini bottoms, so that he could find out which one is the tranny. I don't need to play a song to tell Eddie that the one on the left can dick slap him in the face if he wants it. She's built like a twink top who should really be a bottom.
And Eddie's dick charming song is totally an acoustic version "Party All The Time." Why do I love that shit song so much? It just makes you want to pick up a tranny hooker and do lines off her floppy peen with Rick James' ghost. Video below:
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Actually, I think Eddie was just trying to charm the snake in one of their bikini bottoms
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hahahaha
one of his hoes is missing her ass...
shut up, don't judge me
Red polka dot bikini is NOT a chick. That is a dude..ummm, sorry, shemale? tranny? what's the correct term? A dude with boobs is still a dude though...right?
The tattooed one has a severe case of noassatall....I cannot abide not having a butt!
It's called a squat, bitch.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I love that song..but his ho's are nasty.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:54pm.
Sorry if someone else mentioned this, but I always thought it sounded like Eddie Murphy is singing, "My girl wants to 'potty' all the time, 'potty' all the time".
You mean those aren't the right lyrics?
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Party all the time rules.
Sorry if someone else mentioned this, but I always thought it sounded like Eddie Murphy is singing, "My girl wants to 'potty' all the time, 'potty' all the time". It just presents a very strange image . . . very much in keeping with the current litter box discussions.
Now I can't get this song out of my head.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:31pm.
I'll always remember Roseanne Barr saying of Arsenio hall, "His head is a triangle."
I dunno, that just stuck with me.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
so I made the mistake of clicking on "What's Up With You" song he made with Michael Jackson, which is so horribly ghey and I have felt nauseous the rest of the evening....
And I just realized how much of the song Rick James sang....it's really Rick's song!
escandalo (RIP Rick James)
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by woodhorse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:02pm.
So does Arsenio look good in that blonde curly wig or not? I can't decide.
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Good heavens that's a name from the past! Whatever happened to freaky fingers?
IMHO Eddie's DVD standup "Delirious" is one of the best of all time.
Wanda's "Sick and Tired" comes in a close second.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
So does Arsenio look good in that blonde curly wig or not? I can't decide.
EDD-DIE likes to party all the time, party all the time... you know the rest.
let the old dog eat, he mined the gems in the eighties, and they hold up. Any everybody knows eddie enjoys the hoes...
hopefully he plays better than he sings.
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Eddie Murphy's dick-charming song is most definitely "Boogie in Your Butt"; look it up!
It is unbelievable to me that he made a song about sticking things up your butt and no one makes more fun of it.
he is so fucking rich... its sick
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Theres a nasty ugly guy there too, those girls prolly came with him.
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:30pm.
Do cats eat their own poo like dogs do? I would think not, they seem such clean animals, but their poo smells absolutely wretched so I can't imagine them finding it tasty.
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nope but dogs think its delish.
My favorite lyric: "Diamonds on your finger..."
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Eddie likes his dates to wear bikinis so he can see what religion his trannies are.
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Understandable mistake--its their stomachs that distinguish the two women... ;)
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:24pm.
At first glance, I thought the 2x4 on the left was Tara Reid.
Can you imagine him singing acoustic, "I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiimeee"
Kiss Me, Sluts!
Eddie Murphy plinks a few chords for his milk of magnesia.
I'm so sick of this douchebag. Sorry, Eddie...you're irrelevant.
All of these cat comments are silly. I'm a Dog Lover, and so is Eddie, aparently.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:22pm.
totally off topic- although Eddie murphy probly would know
if your drinking champange and vodka which goes first?
like- liquor before beer your in the clear.
It's the same. Vodka first. But I can tell you from experience that combining the two makes for a hellish hangover. Just so ya know.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
At first glance, I thought the 2x4 on the left was Tara Reid.
paris herpes - No, the mama cats do it on purpose. Newborn kittens can't go potty by themselves.
These alley cats look like shit! With all the money he has, these are the hos he picks up? The man should be seronading the child he abandoned, not these pancakeback tricks.
What's up with the girl on the left's lack of curves? I mean, she has no waist and a flat ass.
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
M.E., EWWW the mamma cat ate her kittie' pooo! YUCK! Probably not on purpose though...I remember my friend telling me a story about looking for a place in Monterrey, Mexico and how on the steps to the apartment there was this mamma cat eating her own kittens. "Ay! Esta comiendo sus hijos!" exclaimed the landlady! Poor cat was probably starving, strays are quite the problem down there as well as in Puerto Rico...
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Best litter box situation. I gave up my hall closet to the litter box. Taped the rail at the top so it can't be closed accidentally. The little bastard can kick and strew litter to his cold hearts content and it never really goes far. Plus it helps contain the smell.
Needless to say I only keep things in there like buckets and galoshes... and the vacuum - because I have a cruel streak.
I've been trying to find a "Party all the Time" ringtone for ages now... with no luck. That song is the shit!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
sugaroo- I had a cat that would love to go in the litter box, but hang his butt over the side, so the dumbshit would end up pooping on the floor!
Bunnies are ok pets. They are a lot of work and probably more than they are worth. They also like to chew on anything wood (furniture, edging, etc) and through electric cables. Oh wait, they chew on everything actually. Clothes, rugs, feet. He only bites my BF when he is yelling at me, though. And when they are out of their cages, they'll poop almost anywhere, unless you keep them out regularly, like clarisse does.
Sugaroo, mine is just a evil bastard, he knows that in the middle of the night, stepping on litter with bare feet hurts like a mofo.
I know he's sitting on my pillow laughing to himself when he hears "OUCH! FUCK! GOD DAMN FUCKING LITTER!.......MIXER!!!!!!!!!!"
Is this the day for subpar comics to reveal their dumbness? First Dane Cook, now Eddie the Tranny Lover. Bleccch.
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KD, I love bunnies but I never had one. MY vet said they don't make good pets.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:36pm.
Sugaroo - my kittah is a boy too. I'm glad he covers it, but he goes crazy and flings the litter all over the bathroom floor.
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MINE DOES THAT, TOO! He stands in the doorway of the box (it's covered) and flings the litter as far as he can. Our mud room has to be swept constantly because it's our mud room, you know? Melted snow and litter are an evil combo. I think cats believe we like the feel of litter between our toesies.
speaking of bunnehs, WHERE IS CLARISSE?
Sugaroo - my kittah is a boy too. I'm glad he covers it, but he goes crazy and flings the litter all over the bathroom floor.
UGH!
I even have one of those litter box shields....he flings right over it.
I have to sweep the bathroom everyday after I get home from work.
Sugaroo- pff, yeah bunnies are litter trained! I think they are easier to train than cats. It's almost like they naturally do it. I got mine when he was a tiny baby and he already knew how to do it.
paris herpes - I've never seen a cat eat their own poo.
Only exception is a mommy cat with newborn kittens. They cannot poop or urinate by themselves for a couple weeks, so mama has to stimulate with her tongue, and she slurps it up.
*gags*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:29pm.
Not saying that when the cat takes a dump it doesnt' stink, but only for a few seconds, before he covers it.
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But my boy kitteh DOESN'T cover his business! I don't know if it's a boy thing or just a Taz thing.
Mrs. Meyers (natural cleaning products) makes a litter deodorizer. It is lavender and chamomile or something and smells so good and calming.
KD, bunnies are litter box-trained???????
Do cats eat their own poo like dogs do? I would think not, they seem such clean animals, but their poo smells absolutely wretched so I can't imagine them finding it tasty.
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Thanks!
I use "The Worlds Best Cat Litter" it's made from corn, it's flushable (disolves in water) and really keeps the smell down.
I clean the box at least twice a day. WIth two kids in the house, one a toddler, I don't want him to get curious and munch a kitty rocca.
But of all the years I've had cats, I like this stuff the best. Once a week I dump the entire box, wash it with hot water and soap, put in the new litter and sprinkle "Pet Fresh" in there. Good to go.
Not saying that when the cat takes a dump it doesnt' stink, but only for a few seconds, before he covers it.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:27pm.
I love that a story about eddie murphy has devolved into posts about cat piss.
Feels so right.
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Oh my God, that made me laugh out loud and I spewed my Kashi Cinnamon on the keyboard. What a waste of a good cereal. LOL!
Ugh I can't believe he still gets chicks...I wonder how much he pays them to stand there and listen to him serenade that song? Probably $$$$!
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