Wednesday, December 31st 2008

Matt Dillon Wants To Play Too

Matt Dillon didn't want Charles Barkley and Doug Wilson (see below) to have all the fun, so he got himself arrested too! Matt decided to switch things up and not get busted for DUI. He got nailed for speeding instead.

44-year-old Matty was stopped by police last night for driving 106 mph on I-91 in Newbury, Vermont where the speed limit is 65. If dumb fuck Matt was going 80 or 90, the police dude probably just would have given him a ticket and allowed him to go on his way. But since Matt decided to play Days of Thunder, he was handcuffed and charged with driving like a lunatic (aka as Pulling A Hogan). They let him go a little while later.

106? Did he have diarrhea coming out of his ass? What was he in such a rush to get to in Vermont? Maybe he couldn't wait to visit the Ben & Jerry's factory? If so, then I forgive him, because that place is delicious.

Well, at least Matt reminded the world he was still alive by getting arrested. I think I forgot he existed. And he does give good mug shot. A little wink and a pout would have been sexier, but this would works too.

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Posted by: Michael K


Matt decided to switch things up and not get busted for DUI

106? Did he have diarrhea coming out of his ass? What was he in such a rush to get to in Vermont? Maybe he couldn't wait to visit the Ben & Jerry's factory? If so, then I forgive him, because that place is delicious

Well, at least Matt reminded the world he was still alive by getting arrested

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haha...a lot of MK classics here

Matt somehow was able to get his rented Sentra headed down a black diamond run at Mad River Glen.

Romy's picture

Total hotness. I'd totally let Matt shoot in my mug, if you catch my drift.

Mittmah's picture

Not a Bad Mug Shot!

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Matt is hot..one of my all time favorite actors

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

StudLy GoLightLy's picture

He's mad cool; I met him once in a divey bar on 14th street in NY. I was with a friend from Jersey who is a big fan. He played pool with us (he won), bought us beer, and played team pinball with us (he won). After my friend got lit up she realized who he was and barrelled after him as he tried to leave, slurring "Are you Matt Dillon?!" He smiled and said, "Not today," and bounced.

Cool cat.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

Richiegay's picture

Matty was a beautiful child star lest we forget. Take a gander at 'My Bully', bone structure for days..

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mzharley's picture

Thats one hot mugshot. I looked bedraggled in mine - as in smeared mascara, cut up nose, crying...

Think I'll download Little Darlings just for the memories now...

patty cake's picture

he is HOT

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Deepgreen's picture

I think he looks hot:)

Happy New Year, Little Dlisted Darlings:)
May all your wishes come true:)
MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MATT DILLION...YEAH, I WOULD JUST LOVE TO SUCK, LICK AND CHEW ON THAT MAN....YEAH!!!

cMal's picture

This dude always looked a little pedo-ish to me. Look at those child toucher eyes!

chin chin's picture

OMG MK i looooooooooove you so much!
diarrhea? LMAO

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14am.
My memories of Matt Dillon include Little Darlings, because I'm aged like that. What I wouldn't have given to be Kristy McNichol!

Yeah, but then today you'd be a manic-depressive lesbian without much of a career.

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Poopele's picture

He's not smiling in his mug shot. He should smile.

"We're all stars now. In the dope show."

starla1971's picture

Damn! Why couldn't my mugshot have been that hot?!?

Happy New Years, Dlisters!

No Words's picture

I think he looks pretty hot in that picture...mugshot...whatever. (-:

paris herpes's picture

Matt's ok looking but his eyes are too close together (pet peeve). 106?! There must have been a fire going on or something, or maybe he was so high he thought he was in Germany driving on the Autobahn (no speed limit!)

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Haribo's picture

who cares!? wtf?! at least he wasn't under influence.

Dea's picture

my God, i never realized how HOT he is. that´s a mug shot from the gods...

**whatever**

Heh, that's not bad at all for a mug shot!

He's a handsome man! I never thought he was all that but apparently NOT seeing him makes him more appealing over the years. He stays out of the limelight which is good, but it would be nice to see him star in something. I think the last movie I watched was "something about Mary" and before that "wild things". I know he was in Crash in 2004 but I never saw it. Also, I don't think he's gay. I think he's discreet. He was with Cameron Diaz for a few years and we've never heard much of his love life after the split. Maybe he learned to keep his personal life private. These days, he's just a question mark. Other celebrities should try it once and awhile!

havesomehats's picture

He was a panty creamer in drugstore cowboy.

mike's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:55am.
Mike ~ I thought gays drove Mini Coopers or VW Bugs.

Those are the little gays.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14am.
My memories of Matt Dillon include Little Darlings, because I'm aged like that. What I wouldn't have given to be Kristy McNichol!

i too have loved matt since "little darlins"...and i am aged like that..and it's ok...;) and i've been to vermont...
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TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:49am.">

I lifted it from the "source" Michael K linked to. They've corrected it a little but still have him down as having won.

Morbidosity's picture

What a pussy wussy. Arrested for speeding? A respectable arrest would have included driving 106 mph while under the influence.
** Edited to say... he is getting a little bit of the Bruce Jenner face **

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booyah's picture

Gay or not, I would hit it, Little Darlings style, making him wear the white tee shirt.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:54am.

I'll read "a few" as "far too many," k?

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what a dork.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

Stock Broker's picture

Mike ~ I thought gays drove Mini Coopers or VW Bugs.

islandgirl's picture

Thanks Sheeps and DeeDee--- I will hoist a few for you tonight! ♥♥

Spoiled's picture

P. S. Where does TexnDoc cut and paste from? Dillon was nominated, but Clooney won the Oscar...

mike's picture

Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:44am.
Yep, he's gay.

Wouldn't he be driving a Jetta or a Miata if so?!?

Spoiled's picture

Yep, he's gay.

forever.now's picture

well... I have to say i've had some chevies that would haul ass. due to these "laws" and whatnot i'm not sure exactly how much but... I wouldn't be too surprised.

Stock Broker's picture

If you want to drive fast....do it on the Autobahn in Germany.

I've done it ~ 115 mph on a BMW was awesome!

mike's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14am.
My memories of Matt Dillon include Little Darlings, because I'm aged like that. What I wouldn't have given to be Kristy McNichol!

Yeah, but then today you'd be a manic-depressive lesbian without much of a career.

TexnDoc's picture

I met him on the little Brazilian island of Fernando De Naronha at a dinner buffet standing next to him in line. Seemed friendly and told me not to steal his last piece of grilled salmon. Weird the only celebrities I've ever come within spitting distance of have been in Brazil (Giselle B, Ricky Martin, this guy).

DeeDee's picture

Happy New Year IG! I hope you have a good time tonight!

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:24am.

HNY, IG! *clearing throat* Fill yer boots!

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islandgirl's picture

Getting arrested is apparently the new black.

Happy New Year, horz!!

Newportjoey's picture

Drinking and driving is one of Jane's better attributes....Love Blanche Hudson

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14am.
My memories of Matt Dillon include Little Darlings, because I'm aged like that. What I wouldn't have given to be Kristy McNichol!

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Me too. We are "women of a certain age" IV.

twiddlebug1's picture

stupid azz

if you drink, no driving!

thats why i drink at home; or shell out the dough for a cab.

Masons Mommy's picture

I got ticketed on I-95 in N. Carolina going 100 in a 70. The ticket was for $350. I still speed, I can't help it. And FYI, I was driving an American made car....Dodge Stratus. I was actually going 115 a few minutes before I got pulled over.

mike's picture

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:13am.

I suspect he's been the subject of a blind item or two.

Green Is Good's picture

Did Matt think the police wouldn't NOTICE he was driving at ludicrous speed?!

Great actor, but obviously a bad driver.

I think he looks cute here.