Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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Hurry up and shove that orange monster up Mary-Lous anus....it might counteract her wonk!
Paris Hilton's version of a tupperware party.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF: Kentwood
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:37pm.
The Real Housewives of Appalachia
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! That's good.
M.E. - I know...ow!
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
ahh Jill
great minds, eh?
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Kathy (pictured center) smiles nervously as she thinks: "Damn! I hate it when friends drop in unexpectedly. Just act casual and they won't even notice the few toys that I left out".
Chess set for Whores.
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
The Girls Next Door won't let PePaw Hef's withered peen keep them from getting theirs...
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The Girls Next Door in five years.
Seasons Greetings!
From the Dlisted Human Resources Dept!
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Eddie Winslow's less famous ex-girlfriends decide to make a YouTube video. The couch started out white and had to be vacuumed for ass dust shortly after taping.
Kristmas with the Kardashians!!
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It had been a lovely birthday, but how was she going to break it to them that she was allergic to latex
I couldn't win one of these contests to save my life, so I'll just comment:
It's really no wonder those women needs dildos because the only dick that would want to get near them isn't alive.
Well, in their neck of the woods, people don't use Tupperware or Pampered Chef stuff. A girl's gotta make a living somehow!
Now we know who broke into Wonky McValtrex's house.
These are EXACTLY the target audience for Dave Stewart's new glam dildo line: For the gals who can't get enough variety or bling bling in their dildo supply.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Just a regular girls night out for Lindsay Lohan sans Samantha.
I smell burnt rubber, rancid fish, faeces, lube and congealed smegma.....i must be at McDonalds.
"Dammit! I said I'd host a Mary Kay party, not a Merry Gay party!"
Merry Christmas from Dina, Lindsay, and Aliana Lohan
The LAPD recover the stolen items from Paris Hilton's recent home invasion.
Bravo's Real Housewives of Omaha. This looks interesting!
They must be so proud to have won the auction of the stuff that Paris left in storage and forgot about.
Paris, Lindsay and Britney... 15 years later.
Break time at the factory where life-sized replicas of Chyna's clit are manufactured.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
I like the wonk~eye in the middle
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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Ooo, my favorite is the giant lollie-cock!
" Quick Chantel, pass me the fisting one i'm constipated!"
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:36pm.
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Those things are HUGE!
------lmao I didnt even know what the hell the picture was about all I saw were the ladies and then I read this and i was like wtf is M.E talking about and then I saw the dam dildos!!!!
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Christmas is over :(
What's wrong with this picture?
The couch is not covered in plastic
My always smiling upstairs neighbor's Christmas card. "Here we are sitting under a picture of a duck" , it was inscribed.
The Lohans gurls get together to show everybody what Santa got them this year.
A rare look at Cristina, Wonky and Britney's humble beginnings footage.
What a lovely cherry Jizz-o mold there on the right.
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Britney, Madonna and Xtina team up in 2015 for the ' Wet, Sticky and Slimy ' tour.
It is not easy to launch a new business in these economic times, but DListed Dildo Cleaners has a real shot at making it.
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
Warning: Overuse of anal plugs may cause severe wonk eye.
Dave Stewart should just put that camera down and sex it up with those gorgeous fillies!
Another D-Listed exclusive! First pictures of Jamie Lynn's wedding shower!
The Real Housewives of Appalachia
Who the hell needs men?
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Those things are HUGE!
Their favorites are the shiny ones.
Because anal never looked so good...
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Let me dirty up your mind.