Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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My husband spends so much time working in the coal mines, so he decided to carve some items to keep me and my friends busy while he was away.
Reno Nevada home business owner, Patti Graves, wishes you and yours a Happy New Year.
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' Sex and the worn out clitty '
The orange one? That's for Mrs. Druggar.
John was so excited to receive an invitation for a private audience with the Dicksie Chicks. Upon arrival, he realized his mistake...
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
TBS dropped Sex and the City: The Later Years after poor ratings.
Britney, Jamie Lynn and Lynne spears offer up some southern hospitality.
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Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Kentucky Fisted Chickenheads.
It was a great Christmas at the Hilton household because Paris, Nicky and Kathy got everything they asked for.
Just a question:
Is that a fist dick on the left side of the table?
The girls are opening a new kind of head shop.
Those girls should be ashamed of themselves!! Posing with such a tacky painting on the wall...
<"Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:53pm.
Even the toys requested the girls bag their heads.">
Love that. Gonna steal that one for the "caption this" dildo posts I come across (seems like its every day)
what's with that painting on the wall?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:48pm.
purrrr *walks off with butt high in air*
high praise indeed from you two!
It's rare for me to come up with a comment for these things!
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Dildon'ts
In the Clay Aiken Christmas Carol, he is visited by three skanks showing him Dildos Past, Present and Future.
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
First Judy Landers got her daughters warmed up with the candlesticks, then they moved on to bigger and better things.
Golly, Mr. Travolta. It sure is excitin' to be invited into your dressing room.
A terrorist splinter group from Southern Holy Kolache Ministries toiled on a new form of pipe bomb.
Christmas time at the Hiltons. What did Paris expect? A Nintendo DS, Books, a pen set? Damn, even Santa knows her well!
Submitted by TITS
Chess set for Whores.
Ha! Too funny!
Police finally recover what was stolen from Paris Hilton's house
I see Shauna Sand's talent passed on to the next generation...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
The real "Single Ladies" video
~I always wonder why Republicans are so against gay marriage, since they obviously support gay prostitutes~
The family that stitches up vaginas together sticks together.
When the girls got that look in their eyes, even the thermostat got nervous.
In a bizarre twist in the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, custody of the sexual aids she used on Guy went to her original back-up dancers.
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
So.. the new websites finally launched?
3-Girls-34-Rubber-Cocks
***There's some as you can reason with. And there's beasts as are biddable. And then there are some that you can do nothing with until you have them by the bollocks. ***
Boston Peen Party
Even the toys requested the girls bag their heads.
Tits are too big for art students.
Chill mama.
A Hilton family Christmas
Rectum? It damn near killed 'em.
Is that a couch or a tampon?
"The Hanukkah Party" at Mrs Kravitz.
:D
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:47pm.
Chess set for Whores.
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OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hahahaha! Missed that one....better be a win or mention!! :)
Based on the family portrait I guess Brenda wasn't lying when she said her family is mostly a bunch of dicks.
Dont'cha wish your girlfriends were whores like us?
...one time at bible camp.
The Tranny Cat Dolls are getting warmed up for another show.
Jeff had accidentally mixed up his wife's presents with his mother's this Christmas. Fortunately he had bought them both dildos.
Apparently "what happens in West Virginia, doesn't stay in West Virginia."
Awe . . . Lynne Spears and her girls reconciled and started a new business venture. How nice ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
A tragic manifestation of the Paris Hilton Syndrome.
Merry Christmas MichaelK!
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
Girls just wanna have fun-un!
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I don't give a damn what time it comes on but I'm watching this particular infommercial.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:47pm.
Chess set for Whores.
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OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The Sienna Miller Fan Club annual portrait.