Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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Millions of years? Well, these Grand Canyons were formed over a single night and three bottles of vodka.
That is the sound of 39 screaming vaginas, my friend.
Bridget, Kendra and Holly are prepared for PePaw Hef to finally kick the bucket!!
You laugh now, but wait til they start juggling.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
A picture of all of Paris Hilton's REAL BFF's.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
And the Smith girls welcomed Earth's new alien overlords with glee.
It's just another night in for Sienna Miller.
Each one of these dildos is molded after a celebrity's cock: Will Smith's, Leonard Dicaprio's, Jay Z's, etc. And that orange one? Madonna's!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Heather Mills and her sisters are putting her old peg legs to good use!
Wimmins as fugly as that are blessed to have a fine selection of unconditional dick.
Say cheese...say cheese.....say cheese.....say cheese.......say cheese.........
Which ones are the salt and pecker shakers?
"The Witches of Dickwick"
Dave Stewart's Crash Test Dummies
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
You've heard of Starbucks, now meet STARCOCKS, for all your fucking needs.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Typical story...girl gets banged so good she can't see straight. Then spends the rest of her life trying to relive the thrill. Happens everyday.
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Nice Carpet.
Damn Paris, now THAT is what you call a sneeze!!
If those three had peens, Tommy Girl would be foaming at the mouth.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
What santa brings the ones on his NAUGHTY list
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Look at the cool chess set we got in Bangkok.
The one in the middle loves cock so much, she doesn't know where to look.
We're the Jonas Brother's future wives!
They just don't know it yet.
These are the only dates two bagger faced looking bitches like these could get.
Britney, Paris, and Lindsay always throw a cum fiesta when they get together.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
I'm pretty sure Michael K has ordered the orange one.
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Christmas with the Skanks. Stay tuned as Hohan try's to ride the Fire crotch special.
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together.
For those hos who can't get across the Mexican border to perform in the Tijuana Donkey show....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Another successful archaeological dig for the Clitty sisters during their vacation to the Island of Lesbos.
its bruce bitch...
You can use any one but the orange one on the right.. that's Pamela Anderson's.. its the only one that is comprable to Tommy's..
Gina finally found a great way to make the small semen stain on the floor not stand out so much.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
At least they don't discriminate, they've got every color cock under the sun.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
It's black, it's white-DICK!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
TITS
You are always soooooo thoughtful!
Wooooohahahahahahahahahaaaa.
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its bruce bitch...
Do you really want a vibrator that costs 50.00??? For 2500.00 more we will bedazzle your vibrator
Slap some chola brows on those bitches and MK's wildest dreams will have come true!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Paris Hilton's robbers were bold enough to post a picture of their stolen goods on MYSPACE.
disney dildos, bringing the family together.
Demented and sad, but social.
its bruce bitch...
These are the usual symptoms of Wonk by getting too close to Paris' lip herpes... the need for more and more dick
And thus begins a new chapter for the Lohan clan.
' The Three MuskyWhores '
Okay now, everybody smile and say Crisco.
fuck michaelk let another pic from his xmas party get on dlisted.
Angelina Jolie, the great humanitarian, has decided to share some of her old toys barely used by Angie and Jenny to other needy women.
and we thought Holly Bridget and Kendra wouldn't move on to bigger things after leaving Hef...
Yes, Vagina. There is a Santa Claus.
Wouldn't you like to know what kind of pillow fights these girls have at their slumber parties :)
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:52pm.
"The Hanukkah Party" at Mrs Kravitz.
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Zomay - be very very glad mrs k has dlisted blocked at work.
but being the thoughtful bitch i am, i emailed the pic and your comment to her.
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