Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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...what a slumber party at Air Force Amy's house looks like...
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
When the Hiltons bought out Tupperware, their new line of dishwasher-safe products were all personally tested before distribution at the re-vamped 'hostess' parties.
That hooker in the middle has her eyes on everything-Literally.
the DUDE! abides...
Let the good times roll!
(thanks BA)
Paris Hilton designs a new line of sex toys for the over-used vagina set.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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the last surviving photograph taken of the simpson girls before papa joe was finally arrested for taking things a "tad" too far...
Must be hard to find the remote in all that clitter...
...The Real Housewives of the Isle of Lesbos....
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
Christmas morning in the Hilton household.
Rosie Palm and her 500 fisters !
Michael K's fantasy Christmas card
Bristol Palin puts to rest any speculation that she and Levi aren't getting married by posting her bridal shower pictures on myspace.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Three claymates are left stunned after Clay Aiken's ass explodes.
Paris, Tara, and Britney get together to reminisce about the good old days.
The new Charlies angels share a congratulatory hug after sucessfully breaking into Tommy Girls dungeon.
I saw a porn where a grl had a dilly the size of the orange one and got it HALF WAY in......ammmmmaaaaazzzing!
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
But whatever you do, DO NOT play with the candledick holders on the wall.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Sisquo's new song "Dong da dong dong DONG!"
Guess who's cumming to dinner!
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
The photo you see here depicts the artist's rendition of the past year's economic effect on the average American citizen.
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
Where'd you get those lovely sconces on the wall? Do tell!
The stink-eye sisters at their annual "Bring your own dong" party.
the family that fists together...
The Whores Next Door
Holly, Bridget and Kendra are showing Hef they aren't missing out on anything since leaving the Playboy Mansion...
Seriously, how could those things fit in anyone? I would hate to see their vaginas.
Amazingly, all of these were smuggled into the country by just the girl in the middle.
Human shell game....find the bowling ball...win a prize.
Where's Waldo !?
The Girls Next Door, circa 2015
The Clem sisters proudly share the story of their ill-gotten booty.
What's holding up the table?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
And de winner of de to-thousan-ate home grown cock ferm contess is betty sue, emma jean, and wilma.
LOL @ Sweetas! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
In comparison.....
Now I know how David Spade feels everyday of his life.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Little did they know they were sitting on a couch in Tom Cruise's "alone time" room.
No matter what, you can never turn a hoe into a housewife!
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment.
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Dear Mom and Dad, we are so excited that we found a furnished apartment we could afford in Hollywood--Can you believe it! Its actually kind of in the Western side of Hollywood....
Congress is in session?
Alternate Ending 2:
Upon entering the apartment:
Lady 1: Fish for dinner last night?
Lady 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars?
Lady 3: Christ! Did a cow shit in hear?!
Host back at lady 3: No, That's you honey. Now use the one in the middle...That's the fisty douche experience you've been aching for....
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
You'll notice that as Michael Jackson aged, his noses became smaller and whiter.
The Girls Next Door
Alternate Ending:
Upon entering the apartment:
Lady 1: Fish for dinner last night?
Lady 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars?
Lady 3: Christ! Did a cow shit in hear?!
Host: No, That's the camera man.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:12pm.
TITS
You are always soooooo thoughtful!
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oh yeah, you better hop it!
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Upon entering the apartment:
Lady 1: Fish for dinner last night?
Lady 2: Harvey still smoking those cigars?
Lady 3: Christ! Did a cow shit in hear?!
Host: No, we had an anal fisting party last night.....
Time to get some airfreshner though!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:29pm.
A picture of all of Paris Hilton's REAL BFF's
lol
nova!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
The girls of the Hills 10 years later.
The girls sneak a quick picture in Paris Hilton's livingroom.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Bristol Palin's mother in law is all business lady.
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it'sparisbitch,carebearloves and the new BFF pose for New Years Cards.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
A moment on the lips....a lifetime living with dicks...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan