Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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Well Mrs. Play it safe
Was afraid to try
She packed her coo-oooter
With 15 lbs of dry ice
She waited her whole damn life
To take that rod
And as her kidneys bruised she thought
Well isn't this odd
Oh isn't it ironic
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
a Hilton family christmas.
the chick in the middle looks a whole hell of a lot like a psycho co-worker I had about 20 years ago. I swear it's her!! I just wish I could find out for sure LOL. Not that I'm surprised she would be in this picture. not in the least. this is right up her alley.
Theres an old saying -
' Too many cocks spoil the vaginal and anal passages '
it looks like they got Zac and Vanessa's Christmas package.
Not a tree left in Trenton.
Happy Holidongs!
Love,
The Zolciak Sisters
Waiting for the ball(s) to drop on New Year's Eve.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
After the break-up, Hef made sure the Girls cleaned out their rooms.
Three queens, many peens
99 rubber dicks on the table, if 1 gets sucked up the abyss of Paris' cooter, they'll be 98 rubber dicks on the table. 98 rubber dicks...etc.
The REALLY Real Housewives of Atlanta!
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
The Bitches of Fistwick marveled as they looked upon their dildos of devastation before they unleashed them on the unsuspecting assholes in town.
Sienna Miller take away.
Dr. Phil (orange, far right) confers with his staff.
Wonky McValtrex making a donation to Goodwill.
*photo taken by Tom Cruise
That's the closest they will ever get to an erect penis.
That's harsh rejection right there. Even dildos turn them down.
Soon, Linda began to realize why nobody passed the Tri-Kappa Sister Sorority initiation test....
Amway got DICK on these three home-based hos.
Its like ten thousand peens, when all you need is a Citromatic,
Its like meeting the man of my dreams after a session in the attic YEAH isn't it ironic.
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
The porno adaption of the popular children's book, "The Missing Piece"
Why Jennifer Aniston is still with John Mayer...
and the plugs exlpain why he sounds so constipated all the time.
Just think, had this been taken in Chicago, there'd be blue handprints EVERYWHERE!
"Hey Janelle. Can you pass the salsa. Oh - and also an extra large dong?"
Wonky McValtrex finds her Best Friend(s) Forever.
Not Pictured: Michael K.
We tried to tell Sienna Miller she couldn't have a Baclorette Party until she was engaged!
Years later, Sienna Miller shows off her massive 'Peen Collection'. That's Balthazar Getty there on the right... and I believe Jude is somewhere on the table...
Lemme see: 3 divided by 22 times 2 squared, carry the 5... God, math gives me a headache.
I mean, who doesn't like a gaping cunt, really?
Up and coming girl group for 2009: Dick Tracy and the Pork Rinds.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
To stay a viable company in 2009 Party Light has decided to expand its product offering.
The majestic Eagle poster on that wall is ALL class :D The Candle Wall Sconces aren't a bad touch either O_o
I have a feeling they have shoved that where the sun doesn't shine also.
snowy♥♥! ty love!! ;)
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:44pm.
Amazingly, all of these were smuggled into the country by just the girl in the middle.
Nittaaaay!! You made me snort dammit. LMFAO!
Before making off with Paris' jewels, they just couldn't resist one picture.
Tom Cruises assistants and their Christmas bonuses.
the Best of Craigslist.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Romy & Michelle decided to ditch their Post-It idea, and went with a bigger and better idea ;)
"I'm trying to take the damn picture, but these dicks keep getting in the way!"
-ThrobbingNoodle
okay ... who brought clits to the dick party?
ThrobbingNoodle
My 'gina just ran screaming from the room.
Damn- even their sconces look like dicks!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
This explains why they liked visiting grandpa joe.
the DUDE! abides...
Not to be outdone by 2 girls 1 cup or 1 guy 1 cup, may I present to you 3 girls 1 red dildo!
I guess the saying "once you go black you never go back" applies to dildos too.
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
Good thing they have all of that wood in that room because no respecting guy is gonna get stiff around wally walleyes and her merry band of meat curtains.
the DUDE! abides...
Dave Stewarts new line of The Eurythdicks on display.