Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:44pm.
Okay, I so want to walk into the store and buy one of those and a bottle of Astroglide with a straight face.
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I had to go buy condoms and batteries and Red Bull once. That was hard.
PS. I think that's what this is, btw. A Tupperware Party:)
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Okay, I so want to walk into the store and buy one of those and a bottle of Astroglide with a straight face.
highrisehomo - Alanis got nothin on you! LMAO
The Really Desperate Housewives
The Chyna's Clitoris Fan Club meets on the last Friday of every month.
Michael, How come you and your girls didn't invite me to the party???? Asshole, I quit this bitch!!!
Surprise, Michael K!
We found them all, and you can't have them back until you meet with our demands. You know what we're talking about.
Love
The Brangaloonies
A Merry Chrismtas from Michael K and sisters!
A Merry Chrismtas from Michael K and sisters!
How the fuck did these three bitches find the weapons of mass destruction when W couldn't?
Christmas morning with the Hiltons.
Welcome to Cougar Talk. Today on our show we discuss young man meat. To be a cougar you have to talk the talk, and suck the cock.
The one in the middle has tried them all. Twice.
You know what they say....once you go red, you're fucking dead.
So you think *your* family is full of dicks?
Submitted by JenJen on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:57pm.
Oh my god, oh my god! Look at THAT! No one uses a crimping iron anymore!
*guffaw*
Some of those are big enough for a Japanese fertility shrine.
The family that plays together stays together
I had a couple of those in my dungeon.
The one on the floor looking like a torpedo on its stomach was the exact same one that I had at my house and my friend just curiously sat her twat on it to know if she was able to fit into it.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:41pm.
I know! The only thing I keep thinking when I look at those things is, "OUCH!"
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:41pm.
Not a caption: Why are they all so DAMN BIG!? That's disgusting.
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I asked a sex shop owner in Amsterdam about those HUGE dildos. He said they are basically to get people to come into the shop.
He pointed to one huge, dusty motherfucker while he said this and said, "That's been hanging there for 5 years."
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Eva, seated in the middle, believes in the simple philosophy of keeping one eye on her friend to the right, the other eye on her friend to he left, and all her cocks in a row
Oh my god, oh my god! Look at THAT! No one uses a crimping iron anymore!
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
(I like the wonky one in the middle. Maybe it was the big black vibrator that made her right eye go south.)
"Britney Spears Cum-back meet and greet with fans"
Who is their interior dickorator? I must get their number.
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups
Now we know where Tina Yothers has been all these years.
Ricky Martin's housekeepers fake pose with his Latin dildo collection.
Jennifer, Courtney and Lisa decide to put the "Friends" Reunion rumors to rest.
Kathy Hilton passes her precious heirlooms to Paris and Nicky.
Not a caption: Why are they all so DAMN BIG!? That's disgusting.
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the lohan family yankee swap was not so fun this year, being that everyone bought the same gift.
What you can't see in this pic is their box of Extra-Super-Wide Bore Tampax.
Lisa Kudrow's pre-gangbang pics EXPOSED!!
Don't ask the Lohans about how they got that color and DON'T DRINK THE FRESH SQUEEZED OJ!!!
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Mom's downright proud of her little girls mastering the penis in ceramics class.
Dammit, MK, I told you not to post pictures of me and my family!
You are now looking upon the only things that have been in Katiebots va-jay-jay since she married Tommy girl.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Why would they be smiling that any of those things fit inside them?
They shouldn't be.
That dildo colection is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life. I am so jealous.
Promo for Bravos' new series "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana."
Its like ten thousand cocks, when all you need is a Vibrator,
Its like women needing so many fucken dildos when most men are chronic masturbators!
YEAH THAT'S FUCKEN IRONIC
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
The lucky winners of Tommy Girl's lot of treats on E-bay.
Wow, I'd say their vah-sheens DEFINITELY hang like sleeve of wizard!
Its like silicone in your bedding hay
Its free astroglide, when you need oil based
Its the pooed device, that you stole from your gay
And who would have thought? It figgers!
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Discovered by the Germans in 1984, they named this group of women "San Diegans" - which of course in German means whale vaginas.
Uuh and how the f*ck you going to get one of those in any part of your body. they are huuuuuge. that would be painful! yikes.
MK's holiday :)
Daddy Spears wont let Brit Brit out of the house to party, so she brought the party home.
Picture curtosy of LAPD, marked as evidence:
The missing "Jewels" in the latest robbery of Paris Hilton.
House of Swords