Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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There's a couple to the right that look like Kim and Kong Kardashian.
Beautiful doggie, Sandbitch.
<"Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:13pm.
There's one to the left on the table that looks like a fist...A FIST dildo?">
Uhm ..... ask Michael K, dear.
Submitted by kangolwest on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:09pm.
EEwwwwwwwwww!!!! remember the vicar and the potato??
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
There's one to the left on the table that looks like a fist...A FIST dildo?
Smile now, bleed later.
And you thought the 12 step program for AA was hard......
Mary Kay CosmeDICKS! You sample it, you buy it!
Hugh Hefner knew he'd finally found the perfect woman when he saw Dasha Astafyeva's collection of Ukrainian nesting dolls.
Fortunately or unfortunately, there's not one that doesn't fit all three.
big, fat, thick or thin...
vaseoline will get it in.
"Mom? Have you seen my Mr. Potato Head? It was on the couch before your sisters came over."
The Sisterhood of The Travelling Cocks.
Bed Bath and Beyond's new advertising strategy.
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The DICKSIE Chicks
The Girls Next Door make one last stab at relevence.
Real Housewives of YeeHaw Junction, Florida
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:58pm.
Real Housewives of Alaska
lmao! *chokes on soda*
These chicks haven't had real peen since 1978 and even that was a little 'iffy'.
Real Housewives of Alaska
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Submitted by abe frohman on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:55pm.
The MerryMaids crew celebrates after a full-day session cleaning out Wonky's cooz.
hahahaha
The MerryMaids crew celebrates after a full-day session cleaning out Wonky's cooz.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found.
SISTER FISTERS
Kanye's ALL CAPS Collection, complete with 3 SQUID BRAINS.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
MillsRUs
Some three-ways are a pain in the ass.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by yo momma on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:09pm.
Party at Vadge's! Notice the complete lack of balls!
LOL--good one!!
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
lol! No wonder she was so "devastated"
Submitted by Boujie on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:43pm.
The LAPD recover the stolen items from Paris Hilton's recent home invasion.
So this is how the HoHans are keeping SaMAN away from the family dinner...
Through thick and thin, we girls have to dick together.
The red one lights up and you can put it in your yard as part of your Christmas display.
Deb, seriously. Those dildos look dangerous! I never though my lady parts could cringe before. lol
Only the biggest will do for the Hilton family!
This is what happens when three hookers take a sculpture class together.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
As White Oprah says, once you go black, you never go back.
Happy Holidays!
From MK and the Dlisted Sluts!
Cheers, dot! These "objects" look way too big. Are these women little people?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Party at Vadge's! Notice the complete lack of balls!
Wait. Do I see Heather Mills' leg?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Romy & Michele's High School's Dildo Reunion
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:54pm.
Eenie, meenie, miney mo.
Which should I choose for my dildo?
lmao!
These bitches aint got dick on me and my girls.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
lmfao JenJen... crimping iron.. that brought a tear to my eye!! hehehehehe
Just your typical Fuckerware party.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lmao vadge destruction
Eenie, meenie, miney mo.
Which should I choose for my dildo?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Weapons of mass dickstruction.
Weapons of vadge destruction.
Only a lucky few get to see the inside of Tommy Girls secret recruiting room at the Scientology center... well, how else do you think he converted John Travolta and Will Smith??