Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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Seeing as how Paris's new *BFF* lacks any personality, "My NEW BFF, Season 2" has begun casting calls. This was all they could come up with.
3 girls 1 911 call
The Sienna Miller Boot Camp Training Facility,
They do more After Midnight than you do in a lifetime.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:36pm.
What the hey, Carrot...let's do a high five anyway!
here's to us for being clever ho's! ;-)
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*High five!*
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Own it like a strap-on.
The Lawler sisters had to prepare themselves before trying out the Prince Hot Ginge dick cast..
Just some of the awards that will be presented to the winners of MTV's Biggest Dildos of 2008.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:30pm.
What the hey, Carrot...let's do a high five anyway!
here's to us for being clever ho's! ;-)
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
You should see what they are sitting on
The origin of Stonehenge has been revealed.
Its too big to fit in here.. too big to fit it here.. 'I'll take it give it here!'
Jan, Marcia, and Cindy proudly present the $59.95 Brady vibrator, and they guarantee that you'll be screaming "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" or your money back.
AHAHAHA JIGGY! If it wins, let's do a big high five. Not sure if it still counts, BUT:
Imagine what it'd be like to give birth to John Candy. There you go.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Guess what we are sitting on.
To quote LOVE CARROTTOP:
"Imagine what it'd be like to give birth to John Candy. There you go."
(That's a perfect CT entry, Carrot.)
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:16pm.
That's what I thought. Member, you hookers sent me out to get the lube and booze.
Ahhhhhh look, Christmas morning at the Lohan house.
Presenting the Lohan/Ronson line of adult toys
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:53pm.
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It was a typo, I swear; it was suppose to read: NitWitty, PSL, and IG.
Diamonds may be forever, but dildos are collectible.
Sham Wow Vince's sisters introduce "DILDOS WOW!"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The "Well, He Told Me To Go Fuck Myself!" Club.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
"Season's Greetings from Ali, Dina, and Lindsay" was stated on the back of the 2008 Lohan Christmas card .
Wait, why did Tommy Girl explode in Lisa Kudrow's living room?
No wonder Bush never found the weapons of mass destruction.
In West Virginia, 'one of these things is not like the other' is played much differently.
Every evening starts at Dick's.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:47pm.
Once upon a time, there were three hookers named NitWitty, PSL, and DeeDee and............
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Main sex hooker behind the camera: Sluttsville
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:40pm.
Just your typical Dlisted Vegas Convention.
Slutts! You've done it again.
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Whatev! These hot pieces are single anusly supporting our economy! Skanks for Prez! The economy would stand up on its own(lol) Crime rates would plummit. AND we could help solve the Child Army Crisis.!
Skanks for Prez!!
Once upon a time, there were three hookers named NitWitty, PSL, and DeeDee and............
the toys for twats truck finally arrived.
Sisters are dildoing it for themselves...
Just your typical Dlisted Vegas Convention.
Look, I just came here for the fisters. No one said ANYTHING about a giant orange Jell-O penis. That's just sacreligious.
Barack Obama should have known better when Bill Clinton volunteered to conduct the interviews for the new White House Interns.
Iron Man finally discovers where his penis prototypes went.
The biweekly meeting of the Cavernous Cunts Club.
If this is your first time to the International House of Dildos, you might want to warm up a bit before trying "Big Red" there.
The Penis of the Month Club Membership: The gift that keeps on giving.
"I said let's watch Black Hawk Down, not do black cock rounds!"
It's what's on the inside that really counts...
Hoping for a little good press in the final days before leaving office, the Bush Administration claims they found the Weapons of Ass Destruction.
I can tell they haven't been to the shops in San Francisco yet.
These women are
a): nuns
b): nurses
c): beauty pageant contestants
d): the open asshole dildo penetration test squad
hint: it's not a,b,or c.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:16pm.
Beautiful doggie, Sandbitch.
===No taco bell downunder *sobs* For that matter, no mexican take out chain PERIOD! WE NEED MORE MEXICAN/S FOOD IN AUSTRALIA! Hard done by dog is eating leftover xmas chicken and rump steak.
One in the pink, 39 in the stink.
Them Home Interiors parties sure have changed their merchandise since the last time mammaw was invited.
Three ER nurses with the collection of things they pulled out of Tommygirls butt.
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@Sanbitch: That's right, I forgot. Lost mine (old age). Ya got a cutie there. Don't feed him any Taco Bell shit!
Nope, TexnDoc. I'm done looking at that shit. Done.