Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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So the rumor of upcoming nuptials is true, Lindsay and Samro registered for their wedding gifts.
Ho hoes and ding dongs
The Dave Stewart try-it-before-you-buy-it shop.
Oh Mommy ~~ Can I ride the big wooden one on the right??
Just goes to show you that women are never satisfied!!!
Arm and Hammer, its not your mother's baking soda anymore!
Paris Hilton's stolen dildo collection has been found!!
"ALL for the "pink" NONE for the stink!!!
The "Real Housewives of Braxton County, WV" hold a Passion Party at Sherylann's new double-wide.
Slitty, come to the Basement!! (we have ...OK, no cookies, but a plethora of Bales and Nittay torturing me...GOOD TIMES!)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:37pm.
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Whaaaaaa DBate is in da house.....Woot
The broomsticks, lightbulbs and mickey mouse figures can be found in the adjoining room.
ITAWSlutty!
I'm not even gonna bother...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:24pm.
Really, if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of fake dicks, any Scientology meeting will do.
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Me likes this one!
now there's something Joe Jonas wouldn't mind getting his hands on, among other things.
After those French cross dressers stole $100 million in jewels, they hit another infamous target: Tommy Girl's closet.
Really, if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of fake dicks, any Scientology meeting will do.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Just another quiet night with Sienna Miller, Pamela Anderson, and Madonna...
ok, how are there 3 chick's in Tommygirl's closet?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The only things left to fight about in Vadge and Guy Ritchie's divorce settlement.
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From the producers of "Shaving Ryan's Privates" comes the tale of a life lived ass backwards: "The Curious Case of BeenJammin' Butthole"
The girls next door are moving out of the playboy mansion and they're having a garage sale!
For some reason, every time I visit with Misty. Christie, and Flo, I leave feeling horny.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's always a blast to attend Tommy Girl's New Year's party to watch the dick drop.
{This message was brought to you my the letters: STFU}
Bet you can't guess which one is Heather Mills' fake leg!
Say Hello to your friends - Babysitters Club!
Girls Next Door Season 4 casting couch.
look what i got from paris hilton's house!!!
I never saw this episode of "Big Love". I always wondered how those Utah guys kept 3 girls satisfied.
Hi Sienna, we found this really great pink one that should be just your size.
3 fake blondes meet 30 fake dongs.
Mandy has such a cool chess set! I've never seen one like it.
nothing but net!
Just another night with the Lohan women...
The only thing quieter than a mouse pissing on cotton is the sound we girls make when we fart in unison! Tee hee
Britney and Jamie Lynn teach little Maddie where babies really come from, a little bit too late.
Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.
FINALLY! Power-tools to stretch your labia.
HoHan, SaMan Ronson and Dina Lohan at a party...
Sometimes, nothing makes sense.....
And mom pulls out her dildo colection
the girls go crazy!!!
I see vat-o-lube got cut out of the picture.
Fortunately, Paris had a photo of her missing two million dollars worth of jewelry.
The Dicks-E-Chicks!
Fill your gas cans up, ladies. Some of these require a generator.
Remember Ladies, you can only become a member if you have a calloused anus and use Clairol's Color Me Bimbo Blonde.
Anyone up for a round of musical chairs?
Let Loose!
-Love Kota
not really for the contest, but this made me masturbate.
the Republican National Convention
There's the bitches that stole my stash!
The Women's Auxilary at the Church of Scientology prepares for the visit of Cruise and Travolta.