Wednesday, December 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 30th!
The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together. - jangler
Runners-up:
Somebody use a plunger on the middle one's no-no hole so we can get her eyes back together. - jazzfish_77
Since Uncle Bruce is in the hosptial with a perforated colon, we wanted to cheer him up by cleaning his apartment. - P.T. Bull
The Real Housewives of Appalachia - Migraine Sally
Thanks Lauren
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Lmao DQ - well said
Sheeps , jazzfish, kdracofan, dramaqueen, M.E.
In the immortal words of Mr. Bartles and Mr. James
"Thank you for your support"
Whooooooo! Hooooooo! Props to Migraine Sally!
Good job everyone!
Submitted by Blackinback on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:20am.
MigraineSally copied me I had "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana"!!!!!!!!!!!
Migraine Sally doesn't need to copy anyone -- she's a funny ho in her own right! Plus, as she so rightly pointed out, her caption was the 5th post. I'm all the way to page 8 & haven't found yours yet. I'd suggest a "Sesame Street" marathon to brush up on basic counting skills.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Woooohoooo migraineeeee!!!!
(Congrats every1!)
O and Blackinback: shaaat up
It was fun to have an entry mentioned.
For 'Uncle Bruce', I kind of had in mind the guy who did the video of a jar breaking in his rectum, and imagined this is just what he would have around the house. Then I threw in some clueless but well-meaning neices.
I once saw in a forensics textbook a pix of an elderly man who had built a contraption to assist him in self-administering black dildo the size of some of the larger ones in the photo. He had a heart attack or something, and was immortatilized by police photographers on his death-bed with a giant black dildo halfway in his ass.
OTOH, it might have been worse to be the guy who died of auto-asphixiation while masturbating in a room covered with the pix of dogs and horses hind quarters.
Moral of the story, wearing clean underwear in case you get in an accident is the least of our concerns... ;)
Happy holidays!
ya, TITS needs a shoutout for "Chess for whores"!
Great job, weeners!! it is 'kinda harda' (no pun) reading thru all the entries
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Submitted by Blackinback on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:20am.
MigraineSally copied me I had "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana"!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry. MK only pays attention to complaints when they are typed in ALL CAPS! Ain't that right, Kanye? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. That's right.
Congratulations to jangler and the other runner-ups. Love em all!
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Somewhere in Appalachia:
Bobbi-Sue: Paw, can I borrow the car tonight?
Paw: Sure. Heh-heh, but you know what you gotta do.
(Bobbi-Sue drops to her knees and starts blowing)
Bobbi-Sue (spits out): Ack! Your dick tastes like shit!
Paw: Oops. I forgot I already loaned the car to your brother.
Submitted by Blackinback on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:20am.
MigraineSally copied me I had "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana"!
She literally didn't copy you, cuz they're not the same. She probably didn't even read yours, since the thread was so long. People get the same ideas independently. Here, you have three housewives and the TV show is a big hit, so...
I read yours and thought it was funny. MK doesn't always pick the funniest or best captions, cuz he has 100s to sort thru, which cuts into his drinking.
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
Submitted by Blackinback on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:20am.
MigraineSally copied me I had "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana"!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hunnybun, please scroll allllll the way down to comment #5. That would be on page 10.
Sorry, but I beat you to the punch
MigraineSally copied me I had "Real Housewives of Kentwood, Louisiana"!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Hookers!
I love the other ones too, but must say that I am a little saddened that TITS caption "Chess Set for Whores" didn't win too :(
Congrats winners!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LMAO Congrats winners! Especially my main beesh Migrain Sally♥♥!!! w00t!!
Happy New Year Michael K and Dlisters! Stay outta jail this time, would ya? XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
jazz & Migraine--
You two can always be depended upon for a good yuck.
Tip o' the hat to ya both.
xo
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Congratulations weiners! jazzfish_77's and TV's Scientology entry made me laugh!
Congratulation to all the weiners!
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
NIGHT @ THE KARDASHIANS, KHLOE'S ON THE RIGHT
shut up, don't judge me
Congrats winners!!
Kudos to Mk for wading through all of them!
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
"The Brangeloonie fan club meeting now comes to order."
Happy Holidays from the Dicksie Chicks!
The Wind Tunnels
The girls of 'Wana Fista Dykeee' pose for their holiday calendar.
Clearly, the Dixie Chicks misunderstood MTV when they were asked to do an "UNPLUGGED" episode.
Oh, just another Saturday night at the Alannis Morissette fan club.
ONCE AGAIN, LOOKS LIKE OBAMA IN A LANDSLIDE
What will Hohan add to her collection next?
The Palin's "Fist Dong" campaign was way more successful than their "First Dude" campaign.
Sienna eyed all of the phalluses longingly then asked:
"Which one are you married to?"
Makes me almost wish I'd joined the PTA.
Michelle Duggar's slutty sisters were just as proud of what they could fit INTO their 'ginas as what Michelle got OUT of hers.
The 3 SnowBunnies always bragging about How They Love Black Dick.
Can You Guess Which Penis Mold Was Peter North's?
Paris,Lindsay and Britney have modified the old "tupperware" party, to suit their lifestyles.
LOVE the "foot"~ long dick on the coffee table!!!
My BF will take the fist!!!
Chicks, with dicks!!!!
Collector's item may be a bit of a stretch.
what doesn't make me want a bean burrito?
"When the ladies of the house did their annual dildo inventory, they discovered they were a few slongs short...where are these missing fake dicks? Well, the smiles on their faces should tell you."
I see Mary Kaye Cosmetics has turned over a new dildo!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by RaraAvis on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:19pm.
Fortunately, Paris had a photo of her missing two million dollars worth of jewelry.
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Guess which item has the highest IQ?
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...and we were just discussing Brit-Bit's comeback!
Tommygirl and John Travolta's dream land....
aautepminer
Incest is the best when you put your sisters to the test.
aautepminer
the family that plays together...stays together.
That guy from the Eurythmic's really does know what he's doing.
Three women arrested on the suspicion of cockfighting.
Thanks Tammy, for hosting the dildo/tupperware party.
Season 2 Premiere of Living Lohan
romy and michelle's penis reunion