Bye Bye Balthazar
A few weeks ago there was a blind item about some TV bitch getting fired but not knowing it yet. Well, it seems like that the bitch in question is Balthazar Getty. The Ausiello Files has it on good authority that the producers have quit Balthazar. Last week, they told him that they weren't going to renew his contract as a full-time ho, but they are in talks to keep him on as a recurring character. This means there's really no plans to put his ass six feet under.
A few sources told Ausiello that Balthazar getting demoted has nothing to do with the rumors that he's been acting like a fucktard on set. They said it was all about budget issues. They feel that Balthazar's character really isn't that important, so he was the one that earned a ticket to the glue factory.
Yet another reason for Sienna Miller to dump this bastard forever. The dick is stale. The bitch is still married. And he doesn't have a full-time gig anymore. Sienna is a mega slut who deserves better peen. A peen that can at least buy her a Happy Meal after fucky times. I know it's wrong, but eating a Happy Meal after sex is really enjoyable.
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Yea, I think if I ate a big mac after sex I'd never have sex again. And that would be a greek fucking tragedy.
She's probably one of the nicer girls I've ever met...
I don't tend to like girls.
So. No. Nothing wrong that I see.
Prick needs to turn over a new menage a trois!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:58am.
Submitted by TheWaffler on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:09am.
And anyway, he actually hasn't done anything wrong
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Ummmmmmm...Hel-LO!?!? He fucked Sienna Miller, dude!
I'm not sure how one goes about finding redemption after that.
===Sienna was a 'nasty rumour' that just got pinned on him. Nailed more like.
Submitted by TheWaffler on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:09am.
And anyway, he actually hasn't done anything wrong
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Ummmmmmm...Hel-LO!?!? He fucked Sienna Miller, dude!
I'm not sure how one goes about finding redemption after that.
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Eh guys, I know Balt. He's a really really good dude. Rare to find in the Helltown. Lots of nasty rumors get pinned on him...I guess maybe it's because he's quiet?
I was all upset today from a smathering of nasty comments on him and his life...but then I had a bottle of wine while tryin to bake. My as_ cannot cook.
Anyway, he's a great guy who's being roasted because the facts aren't there. And anyway, he actually hasn't done anything wrong unlike some other more "saintly" adulterous couple(s)... meh.
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good thing you totally suck at the blind items.
"Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:38pm.
Yep. all these were pains-in-the-blue-ass Smurf Villains. Don't forget the vicious uberdyke Chlorhydris, the ugly old ho Hogatha, and the very ghetto Wartmongers. For a kid's cartoon masquerading as cute, the show could be quite cruel and nasty at times.
By the way, Balthazar has all the makings of a leather queen. I wonder if Papa Smurf dumped him for Hefty resulting in his white-hot anti-Smurf racism?"
*Thank* you, I KNEW I wasn't that crazy yet! I remember Chlorhydris too!
Yeah, Papa Smurf was big pimpin' even though there was only one girl in town. My bet is Balthazar wanted Smurfette but she was Papa's side thangy-thang!
I don't feel sorry for Balledbizarre, I'm sure he still has plenty of cash.
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:21pm:
I swear I think the Smurfs had both Gargamel, Scruple, and then some guy named Balthazar as enemies.
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Yep. all these were pains-in-the-blue-ass Smurf Villains. Don't forget the vicious uberdyke Chlorhydris, the ugly old ho Hogatha, and the very ghetto Wartmongers. For a kid's cartoon masquerading as cute, the show could be quite cruel and nasty at times.
By the way, Balthazar has all the makings of a leather queen. I wonder if Papa Smurf dumped him for Hefty resulting in his white-hot anti-Smurf racism?
Well, he can always fall back on the Getty fortune, right?
If any of you know people who doubt the existence of "karmic justice", just direct them to Dlisted and show them the innumerable links to the Getty/Miller 2008 Homewrecking Tour. They will turn doubting bitches into true believers in a flash.
I love Brothers & Sisters when I remember to watch it... but his character is pointless. Thing is, even a pointless brother is part of the clan. Damn, this is going to be another Chuck and Ritchie and Joanie moment.
I swear I think the Smurfs had both Gargamel, Scruple, and then some guy named Balthazar as enemies.
hmmm. guess they really DONT leave their wives. skankienna.
"They feel that Balthazar's character really isn't that important,"*************** that isht is an understatement. i watch brothers and sisters cuz i'm too lazy to turn after DH goes off. sometimes that bitch pops up and i dont know who the hell he's supposed to be.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:17pm.
So would I, and then I'd go to therapy.
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I think he is hot and would do him multiple times even with out a Happy Meal.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I wonder if sienna will support him like his wife did now that he is no longer working. It's a well known fact that she supported him and the family until he got that job. If it is true about his behavior on set, he will catch hell getting another acting job.
He has his band which I won't lie made one really really good song but he wasn't singing so it's all good.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:43pm.
Wasn't Balthazar an evil wizard in some 80's Saturday morning cartoon?
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You are probably thinking of Gargamel from the Smurfs. He was the evil wizard always trying to capture the Smurfs.
I watch that show Brothers & Sisters that he is on and he is BY FAR the most disposable of the siblings on the show. The others get far more interesting storylines (and are better actors).
No big loss IMHO. And if even half the stories of him being a prick to everyone on set are true then he did this shit to himself.
Wasn't Balthazar an evil wizard in some 80's Saturday morning cartoon?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:37pm.
It's pronounced Ball-tha-zar. Which is pretty much exactly like it's spelled.
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Then the radio lady had it way wrong. I was pronouncing it the way you did.
The Getty fortune is all tied up in the museums. They were HUGE patrons of the arts. The Getty collection, when they had it in their homes, was supposed to be one of the most important private collections in the world.
I'll just keep my memories of the cutie from "Lord of the Flies" and "Young Guns II".
It's pronounced Ball-tha-zar. Which is pretty much exactly like it's spelled.
I got this information from his Unofficial Fan page:
Balthazar isn't an heir to the Getty fortune. When Balthazar's father married his mother at age 18, he violated the rules for his trust fund and forfeited his inheritence. And there really isn't a Getty fortune any more. Most of J. Paul Getty's huge fortune was left to his museum and the Getty Trust.
http://www.geocities.com/silverblue46/balt/
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Balthazar doesn't need to act anymore, he is the heir to an oil fortune, kids. He does look hot in a skanky way in that pic though. I wonder who is next mistress will be.
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I heard someone say his name on the radio and if she was correct, man, it sounds NOTHING like it's spelled!
when will these horny married dudes realize sienna vagine puts your "acting" career in jeopardy....
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CDAN posted this last week. Tra la, Ball-Buzzard! WTF does he care, he's a Getty. They shit money. Well, they spent money that previous generations have shat. Whatever.
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whopper, no cheese, extra mayo.
then, after the sex, whopper with cheese.
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I'm certain that he is just one VH1 Celebrity Special away from true stardom, but I drink alot.
If only he could quit fucking skanks but he's rich by default anyway so I bet he could give a shit.
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It does NOT pay to play Balthy!!
Never even seen the show he's on anyway...so whatever.
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a happy meal anytime is really enjoyable.
Sienna Miller's career killing vagina of death has claimed another victim!
*Moment of silence*
Bawahahahahahaha! Dumbass cheater!
Karma must have had an opening in her schedule allowing her to pencil Balthazar in immediately.
I read he WAS a totally rude, egomaniacal, bitch on set and Sally F. and Calista F. teamed up to get rid of that man-whore. Good for them. Bye, trick!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:14pm.
he's on a show? I had no idea, i thought he was just an heir or something.
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Yeah, I thought the same thing.
He looks like a slow person here. He's totally saying, "Hey, have you theen my thermoth?"
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Balthazar!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Isn't this also the blind item about the jerk who wanted to be filmed from the waist up and wear shorts 100 percent of the time? That sounds "fucktard".
He has his inheiretance to fall back on. WTF does he care?
More time to fuck Sluttiena.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:13pm.
I like cold pizza afterwards. The idea of Maccy D's turns my stomach, much like Balthazar himself actually.
---Me too!! I love cold pizza...reheated pizza gives me diarrhea...sorry for the over share
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Sienna may not be able to quit you.
But we sure did.
Wonder if Sienna would blow a part-time worker?
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i fucking love a happy meal. not after fucky times though, ew MK
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he's on a show? I had no idea, i thought he was just an heir or something.
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