That Can't Be Comfortable
The way Katie Holmes is carrying Suri is the same way my friends carry me out of bars when I'm drunk and acting the fool. You know, they throw me over their shoulder, toss me into a cab and hold me while my legs flail around. Usually I'm wearing an outfit similar to Suri's. That little tidbit isn't important, but I thought it would be a fun fact for a Tuesday morning.
Carrying a drunk ass this way is ok. Carrying a kid like this looks so damn uncomfortable and unnecessary for all parties involved. I know Tommy and Katie like to display Suri this way, but maximum exposure means minimum comfort for Suri. Can't they find a better way? Maybe they should give her a piggyback ride? Or Tommy can get on all fours (he's used to that position) and Suri can ride him like the donkey he is.
And about Katie's face: Ctrl + Alt + KatieLooksBeat
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gosh i love katie holmes
i feel so sorry for her
i imagine her life being torture.
that little suri girl i hate her. spoiled brat.
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i am a sad dinosaur.
As a mommy of twin 3 year old boys...i know for a fact that you carry your kid any way you can. They squirm and wiggle....so you just potato sack em if you have to. Not every kid is like Violet Affleck, who just rides her mommy's big ol preggo belly.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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No comment, since the other day I looked at my pictures, and I look beat, too! I think I'm about the same age as Katie.
Tom and katie are some of the most disgusting parents, t ome
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:45am.
I was really hoping that Suri would finally get a wheelchair for xmas, being a parapalegic and all.
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hahahahaaha
Even a lazy kid would get sick of this. Esp the way they carry her, they don't know how to carry a kid.
A child in a white duster...why does this annoy me?
Do we really need to see Katiebot and Suri going from the apartment to the car every goddamn day?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
where are the baby's shoes?? and where is her coat and hat?? does she even go to daycare for social interaction with children her age? Katie just looks a mess, looks like the Sci-fi life is killing her.
lmao
Does tommygirl keep katie hooked up to a machine like neo in the matrix? she looks like he downloaded too much scieno crap into her poor young head. she looks 20 years older than she is.
I was really hoping that Suri would finally get a wheelchair for xmas, being a parapalegic and all.
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DQ: that would be terribly sad
Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:39am.
....am I the only one out there that does not find this child to be "adorable" in the least bit? I think Tweety-Bird-Faced Shiloh is easier to look at than this odd-ball tot.
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You're not alone. I think she's downright homely-looking.
KatieBot should really invest in a stroller. She looks like she is going to snap under the weight of carrying that kid.
Kdraco: I was just getting ready to say the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised to read she committed suicide any day now.
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Why does Katie have so many rings on in the fourth thumbnail? Tracking devices perhaps?
I know, it's awful to say, but that girl is fugly! And WTH... let that child walk! My nieces would be throwing a shit fit if anyone tried to carry them around all the time.
Careful.Suri will be showing her batteries soon.
Have a sleep Katiebot, really, for all our sakes.
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Can't wait until Suri is 14 and they are still trying to carry her around....
Katie looks so miserable, specially on the 4th thumbnail
Why is the child always out at night? It seems they put fame before her well being. Very sad.
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That poor kid. All she's ever known is paps everywhere, flashing bulbs and barley water. Not to mention the nutjobs she has for parents. She's a brat and she knows it and we know it and Katiebot knows it.
I sometimes feel bad for Katie, but just for a split second
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
....am I the only one out there that does not find this child to be "adorable" in the least bit? I think Tweety-Bird-Faced Shiloh is easier to look at than this odd-ball tot.
Geez, suri will be flashing her vadge soon enough but atleast give her 10 more years katie!
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Let the kid walk, fer chrissakes.
poor suri.
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She (Katie) looks beat!