That Can't Be Comfortable

Her hands are veiny!! Someone give her some food before she becomes Vadge

I have a two year old...and I can pretty much say that I NEVER carry him like that. It just isn't practical, nor is it comfortable for mom or baby. It's so sad that they use Suri for their own monetary gain, instead of worrying about what's best for her.

Does the the reddish gleam on that child's hair come out of a bottle? Check the last shot. And don't attribute it to "the sun". Like she sees THAT very often....

Those wedding rings look like a chain link fence on that bony finger.

I'm sure if she was in a stroller the paps care enough to make sure they get a good shot of her katie, geez

Well she needs to get a stroller then.

i want some of what she is on

Suri is oh so adorable =] SALEM I agree with you who wants old fat f*cks trampling their kid? Not I, well if I had a kid lol

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SERIOUSLY.

WTF? Girlfriend needs an intervention. Suri looks surly as usual. I'd be surly too if all I had to talk to and play with as a child were some stuffed animals and creepy dolls with no clothes.

She looks uncomfortable but I think they don't want her running into the paps,the public or the busy New York streets.I would carry mine too at that age or use a stroller.Anyhow...the child needs shoes and Katie needs a nap.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

How come she's always carrying her? I think I've seen Suri walk maybe twice this entire winter. Do her legs even work anymore? Yes, Katie looks SUPER beat...must be tiring carrying that little despot around. And having to deal with another adult despot on top of it.

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Nice claw hand - she's starting to rival that jolie woman.

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this time, suri is wearing a coat, but has no shoes on...will katie ever get this right?
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Submitted by Keane: ITA, I mean remember when he was all shitting himself with glib glee at the idea of her being an "actress"
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:51pm.
And I wasn't a Dawson's Creek fan either... So ditto for KH.

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I was and this *thing* and her 4yr old child (father unknown) is almost as bad as Dawson's massive forehead.

This is definitely a pap deal and anyone who can't see that needs more than just an optician. Martini anyone?

I come here for the free therapy. Parenthetically, I do love that people are arguing. It means that those people are signing in again and again all day to check if someone replied directly to their post, as they argue about what is and isn't a waste of time. Brilliant.

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There you go in fact.

Is Katie Holmes gonna stop carrying that kid around. She is gonna be carrying that kid around when she's fucking ten. She's like one of those freaks that nurses their kid until there fucking twenty.

Salem13 - look up recent tommy girl posts and you'll see him carry her just the same and it looks even more ridiculous. They're showing her off to the cameras. They're making a LOT of money out of her, its business. And if they didn't want paps there they wouldn't call them or they would leave in a blacked out car through the hotel's underground car park. Celebs get picked up in a car around the front for one reason and one reason alone, to get photographed. All buildings have back entrances people.

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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

I don't think Tom & Katie have grasped the fact that Suri's at the age where she wants to do for self and that includes walking.

Now if she is in harms way and needs to be carried okay I get it but you can tell she just wants to be put down.

KATIE HAS THE FUCKING HANDS OF A 90 YEAR OLD HAG AND THE HAIR OF A 8 YEAR OLD BOY..WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH??

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Oh, SICK! *Barf*

Salem - I agree about the carrying her because of the mob of paps, but it's the WAY they carry her.

Who the fuck hold their kid like that?

This place is not feeling so warm and fizzy all of a sudden. :-(

To say these asswipes don't go seek publicity, is to say that Madonna is a virgin.

*rolls eyes*

fuck off bam bam.......I hate it too, this stupid world of rumor and celebrity but this site is for fun, not fact or whatever.........fuck off

GDI!!! This bitch makes me want to get drunk just looking at her. Fuck Katie, hope that soul trading thing is working out for you cause you look fuckin miserable.

Has anybody thought that maybe just maybe* they carry her because of the paps around her? I know I wouldn't want my kid trampled by some overwieght tools with cameras.

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!! How about go be a bitch somewhere else, 'cause I got you beat by about two years.

Y'know, there's this remarkable invention called a "Stroller".

Perhaps the Stepford Hag and Tommy-girl should spend a couple of scheckles and BUY one.

Hey Stoney, fuck the fuck off.

I been on the wrong site for well over two years now. I'm just ventin here and I know full well it's a business played by both sides. Right now it's just tiresome to me. Got a problem with that? If so, refer to the first sentence above.

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Katie is good at this because that's how Katie carries Tommy girl around the house.

See!!, she is good for something.
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Bam Bam they aren't really judgments or innuendos they're just facts. Tom and Katie carry Suri like that so they can display her clothes and get their face in the shot too. If they held her hand while she was walking it wouldn't make for such a good shot as they couldn't get a close-up on both of their faces. These pap shots are all pre-arranged with the paps.

Angelina Holie's shots are just the same. She always carries one child and holds the other's hand to make for a nicely balanced picture. People always wonder why you only ever see her out and about with 2 kids. Its because she can't hold all 3 or more of their hands so the shot would look messy. None of the pictures of them are candid snaps, they are all pre-arranged and Brange get maybe 50-75% of picture sale proceeds. A lot of celebs do this. They figure they're going to get papped anyway so why not be in control of the image, make sure they're all made up and coiffed for it and make a killing in the process. As with everything, its business. And yes a lot of the world including you it seems think its just them doing their day-to-day activity. Nothing in showbusiness is ever as straightforward as that, believe me.

I carry bags of groceries better. SOmething tells me this kid is given no limits or direction. I can hear her secreaming NO SHOES and they lug her almost four year old ass all around town. I pity this child, she doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell at real happiness

bambam, if you expected anything OTHER than "hatin' for no good reason", you're on the WRONG SITE. Don't let the door hitcha on the way out!

Fuckit, y'know? Like my hometown football team the Redskins, I'm tired of the constant judgements and innuendos these celebs get based on a single picture or two or three. A video is better if you wanna make a reasonable judgement.

I don't know what these celebs think or how they really are away from cameras and I don't care. Who knows about Suri, maybe she's one of those kids who keeps kicking her shoes off, maybe Katie's just switching up and holding her differently from minutes before. Maybe she's too lenient with Suri due to Tom's crazy ass Scientologist philosophies about raising kids.

And is that guy starved for attention or what? Does he always have to be on top, number one? Why the fuck would he say he wants ten kids, is it because he really wants them or is it because his competition for number one box office star of his generation, Brad Pitt, has a gaggle of his own?

Just last nite I watched TMZ and this chick ragged on Miley Cyrus for being at an 80's themed party just because she was born it the 90's.

Some guy asked what's wrong with that and she replied Miley doesn't know anything about the 80's, and when the guy asked her if she'd ever been to 70's themed parties she said yes.

This bitch was born in the 80's so what's the diff between her and Miley? The bitch didn't have an answer, she only said that Miley just annoys her. I don't care about Miley one bit but that's just hatin without good reason.

This whole business is stupid. What the fuck ever, I'm done with this shit, it's a waste of good time.

Then again I'll probably be back reading next week.

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Stoney - I remember that comment. I also remember that neither of them seemed upset or "devestated" that their marriage was over after almost 10 years.

Okay seriously am I the only one noticing how this little girl is always under dressed.. Hello it's fucking cold outside!!! Put some fucking boots on her.. I thought the Mary Jane shoes in 10 degree weather was bad enough..Now the poor kid is barefoot..

Crazy!!!

i don't care what anyone says, suri is the nastiest thing, right up there with violet affleck. bitch looks like she hasn't had a bath in a week. fucking homely hillbilly lookin bitch.

Remember what Nicole said about being married to Tom? That she was expected to be seen and not heard? Here's my interpretation:

"I was expected to be seen (as Tom's public wife to keep up appearances that he's straight) and not heard (saying anything against my imprisonment or the Scientologists would follow through with the blackmail)."

Katie is a DUMBASS, greedy ho.

And I wasn't a Dawson's Creek fan either... So ditto for KH.

Keane, I just keep remembering him in Magnolia... That was last I wanted to see of him after that.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:36pm.
I went to TMZ to check out Katie's nasty sores and found out that one of the dudes from the Blue Man Group was giving head to a school principal last night at a park bench. Niiice. He got busted by the popo. Busted the blue heheheh
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Wha..? No wonder they are so good at making those faces without talking..

breakthekeash - all of tom's personal life has always been faked for publicity and the cameras. He's a pro at it. Katie was naive enoughn in the beginning to think it was a genuine relationship and she can't stand the fakery. Tom's only ever been in it for the cash.

Katie needs one of those $1,400 diamond encrusted dildos Dave's hawkin'.

They're trying (and failing) to display Suri's outfit. As the "hottest" (bleurgh) toddler on the planet I imagine she has about 3000 advertising deals with clothing companies. I hope they're at least putting the money into a fund for her future (not that she needs it). The poor girl is working even before she knows the meaning of the word. God knows how she'll turn out.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:39pm.
I just wanna know WHY Katie looks so frigging shot out all the time while ass-monkey Tom looks like the picture of health..?
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Because she is miserable? Living a lie, her "contract" isn't what she thought it would be.

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hahaha I know right. Well if he did he dun busted a nut

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