You Think You Know Someone
Somehow Brit Brit managed to fly all the way to India over Christmas break and then fly back again without one pap following her ass. That's what the Mirror claims anyway. According to them, Our Lady of Cheetos has fallen in love with Bollywood choreographer Sandip Soparrkar who worked on her "Woomanizah" video. What the Frapp?!
Apparently, the two met earlier this year at one of Vadge's parties. They reunited when Sandip worked on Brit's video and that's when true love was born. They somehow found a way to spend Christmas in India together without any bitches finding out. Something in the curry ain't spicy about this shit!
A source said, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in
Nicking the dough balls? That isn't like Brit. If she knew they were dough balls, she would have swallowed them whole and taken no prisoners. And if Sandip really wants to find his way into Brit's hear, he needs to make her cheese curry with Velveeta, of course.
This is too much too soon. Brit was in India? Brit is bumping tikkas with a dude who looks like my dentist? Brit nicks dough balls? The secrets! The revelations! You think you know someone! I feel so hurt. I feel lied to. I need to comfort myself with a Cheetotini and a Slim Jim.
Seriously, this Sandip dude really does look like my dentist. Except my dentist has been intimate with a wax strip or two and obviously Sandip hasn't. Brit knows how I feel about eyebrows and she gets with him?! The betrayal!!!! And I'm going to pretend like I didn't even see Sandip's baby bangs. I can't....
UPDATE: Yes, that shit above is Photoshopped. The Times of India says the picture has been making the rounds from Sandip's e-mail. Click here to see the original. How dare they obstruct Doogie Howser's beautiful face. Blasphemy! (Thanks Jodi)
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this story is so made up
we should stop talking about it.
har.
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i am a sad dinosaur.
I know Heikki, i don;t think i said otherwise.
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Nova hahahaha loko at that shit! people are crazier than Britney!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Nova! They tricked us! It's a lie! Someone's getting a spanking!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:42am.
gyeah: As an ardent Kubrick fan, I feel I must point out that HE directed "The Shining", not Spielberg.
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and there's a nod to Stanley K. in DONNIE DARKO.
Late Pass.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Here's the real picture....check it out!!
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/neil-patrick-harris...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I don't know how to tell if an image has been photoshopped (except when I do it at work). The only other time I know for sure that something has been photoshopeed is when I look at the cover of the Weekly World News (of the disgusting weird.).
gyeah: As an ardent Kubrick fan, I feel I must point out that HE directed "The Shining", not Spielberg.
Where's his facial landing strip? Adnan's not going to be impressed at all.
Sandip sounds like a roadside snack bar....and why wasn't she with her kids at Christmas?
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
There was a UFO sighting in India in 2004. This guy might be an alien. Who came to pick up Britney and take her back to her home planet.
THATS IT!! This picture is photoshopped with that guy's head. This is the picture with NPH that she did for How I met your mother!! Weird!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Oh, I haven't had Indian food in so long, I love that stuff.
Oops, caffeine jitters.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:32am.
"I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!"
(works best with trademark Jack grin)
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Jack Nicholson is a creepy weirdo freak and that scene is out of this world. Can you believe Steven Spielberg didn't want him playing the part and suggested Robin Williams???
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Submitted by christine the hoff: "Dunno, but that dude looks like the babywipe type, you know what I mean."
LOL. And Miss Priss makes a good point. Would Britney even TRY Indian food? I can just imagine....
She's not allowed to leave alone but I hear she gets pissed and leaves anyway.
Seriouslly, I miss the coke snorting, nightquil drinking,head shaving, go out all night party girl that ran over everyone in sight. What happened to the REAL Britney!
Kiss Me, Sluts!
The dumb skank is not allowed to leave the house by herself. That pretty much tells me everything I need to know.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:34am.
A#2: yes, I believe that their publicists in particular read them.
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I bet Heather Locklear's assistant reads her trash news about Denise Richards.
Bwahahahaha Jeffro and Miss Priss!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by JBL on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:28am.
Oh OOh OOOHHH!! I can't wait until she starts talking with a fake Indian accent.
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OMG Yes! Please let someone capture that shit on video!
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She'll start talking like Apu. Thank you come again! LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by JBL on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:28am.
Oh OOh OOOHHH!! I can't wait until she starts talking with a fake Indian accent.
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"Jes, de wedder in Bombay is beddy nice dis time of year...YA'LL."
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Sanjaya Sanjaya, gonna set this place on fiya!!
No amount of photoshopping can change the fact that this hag looks like a 45-yr-old white trash with the body of football player. That's not her body, either.
The only men who are interested in Shitney are OPPORTUNISTS--SEE golddiggers, fame-diggers, etc.
haha filthy
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:31am.
omg. did everyone wake-up in a bad mood or wut?
xtina's batboy? L.M.F.A.O.
Hey. Do you ho's think that celebrity assistants read the daily blogs to them?
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A#1: admittedly yes, because I had to go into work today. :(
A#2: yes, I believe that their publicists in particular read them.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Dunno, but that dude looks like the babywipe type, you know what I mean.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by JBL on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:28am.
Oh OOh OOOHHH!! I can't wait until she starts talking with a fake Indian accent.
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OMG Yes! Please let someone capture that shit on video!
You can find Velveeta in India, can't you?
And grits?
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Does this look familiar?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2475594277_4e09e87c74.jpg
Whahahaha they used a Doogie Howser pic!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
He's really this guy:
Sanjaya Anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAT27LhkQ-4
(actually, that dude ^ is waaaaaaaaaaaay hotter.)
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:29am.
Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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gyeah, LOVE your siggie!!!
"I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!"
(works best with trademark Jack grin)
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
omg. did everyone wake-up in a bad mood or wut?
xtina's batboy? L.M.F.A.O.
Hey. Do you ho's think that celebrity assistants read the daily blogs to them?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:11am.
...Sanjayden.
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L.M.F.A.O.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:13am.
Hahahaha Cheeps!
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Wow, I'm impressed at all the people who called bullshit immediately. I didn't realize it was Brit at first in the photo. But I didn't suspect the story at all.
But this reminds me of a question I've wanted to ask an Indian mommy friend of mine. She had brought up the subject of Indian people aborting female fetuses. SHE didn't because they live here in the US, and they have a daughter they clearly adore. But I was thinking about some of the Indian women I've known and worked with who are highly educated and respected in their families. Is it just certain castes who don't want/respect females? I doubt these families would have paid for expensive schooling and expected them to be successful if they didn't value their daughters. Can someone enlighten me?
IS SHE WEARING SILVER-ISH EARRINGS WITH A GOLD NECKLACE!? Like, that's REALLY pissing me off right now
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Submitted by JBL on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:28am.
Oh OOh OOOHHH!! I can't wait until she starts talking with a fake Indian accent.
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baaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. you kilt me!
Basically he is a fucked up version of Christinas bat boy.
This picture looks like a painting. Or Madame T's or something. The story made me sick. SICK.
I don't want to know what nicking dough balls is and far worse with Brit doing it to this guy. It's just foul.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:24am.
I think she likes douches, like someone said, because lately that's all the guys that have approached her in a few years (besides crazy fans).
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Yes. Because douche-y guys have to work on their "charming skills" to get chicks. Good looking guys are narcissitic fucktards. Please pardon my spelling.
Oh OOh OOOHHH!! I can't wait until she starts talking with a fake Indian accent.
New couple?
Naw….looking at him, I’d say Britters just got herself a gay BFF.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
cut-and-paste by your nephew?
what type of shitty photoshop pic is this?
that looks like vanna white's body
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@annieannie: nice work! I KNEW it was fake and it was going to absolutely ruin my day trying to figure out if this story was true or not! Wow do I need a life!!!
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I think she likes douches, like someone said, because lately that's all the guys that have approached her in a few years (besides crazy fans). Though I gotta admit, I always found K fed attractive, but would never ask him to marry me and don't think I'd even date him if I knew him.
What? Sandip and Frapp. PERFECT!!
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.