You Think You Know Someone
Somehow Brit Brit managed to fly all the way to India over Christmas break and then fly back again without one pap following her ass. That's what the Mirror claims anyway. According to them, Our Lady of Cheetos has fallen in love with Bollywood choreographer Sandip Soparrkar who worked on her "Woomanizah" video. What the Frapp?!
Apparently, the two met earlier this year at one of Vadge's parties. They reunited when Sandip worked on Brit's video and that's when true love was born. They somehow found a way to spend Christmas in India together without any bitches finding out. Something in the curry ain't spicy about this shit!
A source said, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in
Nicking the dough balls? That isn't like Brit. If she knew they were dough balls, she would have swallowed them whole and taken no prisoners. And if Sandip really wants to find his way into Brit's hear, he needs to make her cheese curry with Velveeta, of course.
This is too much too soon. Brit was in India? Brit is bumping tikkas with a dude who looks like my dentist? Brit nicks dough balls? The secrets! The revelations! You think you know someone! I feel so hurt. I feel lied to. I need to comfort myself with a Cheetotini and a Slim Jim.
Seriously, this Sandip dude really does look like my dentist. Except my dentist has been intimate with a wax strip or two and obviously Sandip hasn't. Brit knows how I feel about eyebrows and she gets with him?! The betrayal!!!! And I'm going to pretend like I didn't even see Sandip's baby bangs. I can't....
UPDATE: Yes, that shit above is Photoshopped. The Times of India says the picture has been making the rounds from Sandip's e-mail. Click here to see the original. How dare they obstruct Doogie Howser's beautiful face. Blasphemy! (Thanks Jodi)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02pm.
we are going to finish the film and upload it this week, trust.
you're first on the list for the pic.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I shall shut up for good now, I just scrolled back even farther and seen Annie's. God, remind me to never post when sick again.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:04pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP well to be honest I hadn't read the other comments before I found the link to the picture - I have to switch to IE to fawkin post anything here because I can't sign in on FF and between going back and forth and googling, I wasn't reading comments, so ok, I take 1st for posting the link first. Nova gets first for mentioning it first because I just went back and read where she said that. Ok, I will shut up now. Nyquil will kick in soon then I shall retire to FF and just read all you're comments and crack up like usual until I pass out.
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I hope it wasn't expired Nyquil. That crap's worse than old shellfish and moudly peanut butter put together. Oh God. Never again.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:04pm.
By the way, since you want to be all filthy... oh nevermind, shutting up now.
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oh nono, please continue!
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:58am.
I just joking NovaNightly, I'm sick and have a fever, I really can't be responsible for anything that comes out of my mouth today :S
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No biggie....i feel your pain! :D I had that shizz cold/fever week before last. UGH!!
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02pm.
WASABI CHEETOS!!
http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/OKA782
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Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh now THAT'S more like it. If they have a fish flavoured Cheeto that you can mix 'n match with, well, who needs any other food? Ever?
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hi miss priss! I loooove wasabi!! like those wasabi peas?? love em!
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LOVE CARROTTOP well to be honest I hadn't read the other comments before I found the link to the picture - I have to switch to IE to fawkin post anything here because I can't sign in on FF and between going back and forth and googling, I wasn't reading comments, so ok, I take 1st for posting the link first. Nova gets first for mentioning it first because I just went back and read where she said that. Ok, I will shut up now. Nyquil will kick in soon then I shall retire to FF and just read all you're comments and crack up like usual until I pass out.
By the way, since you want to be all filthy... oh nevermind, shutting up now.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02pm.
That sounds like a fun trip. Want to come?
I'M ALREADY PACKING, YOU SAID CUM.
remind me to bring my dildo precious moments dick-tivity scene for the plane ride.
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Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah, where's my picture of that magic, Hoffalina? I miss it and I've never even seen it.
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ubmitted by RamenNoodles on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:54am.
Um...i said this long before Annieannie posted her picture.
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Oh sorry, I just meant she posted the link first. Way to go both of you :-)
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I'm not mad or anything...lol.. She totally posted the picture link first though. :D You were right. I sound bitchy...so scuse me please. :D
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Oh nasty! Wasabi is some strong tasting shit. grozz
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:59am.
LCT
I know! jizzing all the way to amsterdamn!
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That sounds like a fun trip. Want to come?
I'M ALREADY PACKING, YOU SAID CUM.
remind me to bring my dildo precious moments dick-tivity scene for the plane ride.
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WASABI CHEETOS!!
http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/OKA782
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.
lct - JAPANESE STAWBERRY CHEETOS?!?!?!!
http://consumerist.com/349626/move-to-japan-so-you-can-eat-strawberry-ch...
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WHAT THE SMEGMA? I DO NOT APPROVE!
CHEETOS MUST BE SAVOURY!
Not like a friggin' summer garden!
*hoik*
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Submitted by Ethel Mertz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.
When she knicked his dough balls, it's Brit slang for stole
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Thanks, tips.
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lct - JAPANESE STAWBERRY CHEETOS?!?!?!!
http://consumerist.com/349626/move-to-japan-so-you-can-eat-strawberry-ch...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:59am.
LCT
I know! jizzing all the way to amsterdamn!
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That sounds like a fun trip. Want to come?
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:57am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52am.
uhm, those indian cheetos sound AWESOME!
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I'm sure those were Brit Brit exact words, and the REAL reason behind her jaunt to India.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
When she knicked his dough balls, it's Brit slang for stole. She was stealing his gulab jamons.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:58am.
I just joking NovaNightly, I'm sick and have a fever, I really can't be responsible for anything that comes out of my mouth today :S
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Yes you can. Own it. Own it like an STD.
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I know! jizzing all the way to amsterdamn!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I just joking NovaNightly, I'm sick and have a fever, I really can't be responsible for anything that comes out of my mouth today :S
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:57am.
uhm, those indian cheetos sound AWESOME!
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They actually kind of do. I wonder if Japan makes sake flavoured Cheetos?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:54am.
Um...i said this long before Annieannie posted her picture.
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Oh sorry, I just meant she posted the link first. Way to go both of you :-)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52am.
In the netherlands, they have peanut flavored cheeto type snacks, doesn't that make you wanna get high?
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PEANUT FLAVOURED CHEETO TYPE SNACKS? Oh my word. I am so excited. I think I just.... yep, I just jizzzzzzzed in my pants. Thank you Hoffalina. I'm off to the Netherlands!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52am.
uhm, those indian cheetos sound AWESOME!
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gross facial hair to the MAX!
lol
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LIE TELLERS!!! You'd think they could do a better job photoshopping his head onto Doogies bod.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52am.
OMG...that other picture of Sandip!! He looks TOTALLY like an adnan type with that stupid chin hair. UGH and FUG!
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She moved up the ranks of facial hair/middle easterners lmao That is a spectacular design isn't it? :D
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Um...i said this long before Annieannie posted her picture.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:17am.
BTW this is an old picture. Taken around the time that she was on "How I met your mother"...or whatever that show is called. I think she wore that dress in a picture with NPH.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52am.
In the netherlands, they have peanut flavored cheeto type snacks, doesn't that make you wanna get high?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I posted the link to the real pic 10 minutes ago - you two are LATE biotches! And no one else has his beautiful facial hair - so I'm first x2! whahahahahaha
After looking around though, I don't see this picture on any other site that is reporting this - I think MK might have just photoshopped it real quick for shits n giggles?
It's ok though MK - still love ya!
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From Encyclopedia II:
Cheetos - India. Cheetos are sold in small bags (15g) for 10 Indian Rupees each. They are manufactured by: PepsiCo India Holdings Pvt Ltd. (FritoLay Division) C-5, MIDC, Ranjangaon, Taluka Shirur Pune - 412220 Varities of Cheetos sold in India: Cheetos Cheesy Masala Balls Cheetos Masala Balls (Red and Green Chili flavored) Cheetos Spicy Cheese Whirlz Cheetos ...
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He's every bit as swarthy as the other men in her life, and she probably thought he said he likes to play in the SAND with his JEEP, so what's not to love?
OMG...that other picture of Sandip!! He looks TOTALLY like an adnan type with that stupid chin hair. UGH and FUG!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:42am.
gyeah: As an ardent Kubrick fan, I feel I must point out that HE directed "The Shining", not Spielberg.
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Hekki i got all confuseded, i even meant Stephen King ...DOH!! Not Spielberg. King was the one who suggested other leading men.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:48am.
Someone email MK and tell him about Nova's award winning detective work!
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I don't mean to sound like a douche but it was actually annieannie who figured it out first!
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What in the photoshop hell is this fuckery?
Adnoid is going to be pissed.
*takes a bow*
Thanks!! :D I feel speshul...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:47am.
Can you get Cheetos in India?
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How do you think they get the orange in curry? Cheeto dust baby. Rawr.
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She's gonna be sari she ever met this guy.
Someone email MK and tell him about Nova's award winning detective work!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:46am.
never heard that. Somehow RW doing his "Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham!" bit in that scene just isn't the same.
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LOL!!! Kubrick thought Williams was too psychotic so he told Spielberg NO.
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Submitted by annieannie on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:45am.
this story is so made up
we should stop talking about it.
har.
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Well, it would HELP if MK would get his cheeto-eating azz out of bed and post some new sh*t!!
oh wait.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by christine the hoff: "Dunno, but that dude looks like the babywipe type, you know what I mean."
LOL. And Miss Priss makes a good point. Would Britney even TRY Indian food? I can just imagine....
Can you get Cheetos in India?
Chitlings?
Hog maw?
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OMG Filty, there he looks more Brit's type. He looks like the Indian Wade Robson.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:39am.
Jack Nicholson is a creepy weirdo freak and that scene is out of this world. Can you believe Steven Spielberg didn't want him playing the part and suggested Robin Williams???
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never heard that. Somehow RW doing his "Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham!" bit in that scene just isn't the same.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:42am.
Here's the real picture....check it out!!
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/neil-patrick-harris...
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OH MY!! EXCELLENT WORK NOVALIGHTLY!! That's awesome!! So it WAS the HEAD that was ps'd!!
HA...i knew I recognized that dress she was wearing! I bet you guys anything that there will be a new press release saying that she stayed at home under daddy's watchful eye and spent Christmas with her tater tots. This story is a fake...like the pic. :D
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
For you that are talking about his lack of facial hair - look at this picture of his I just found on another site.
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/sandip-soparrkar-5.jpg
Adnan's got nothing on that shit!
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