A Good Reason To Wake 'N Bake
When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it's Tuesday. Well, fuck that shit! Grab your bong and make sweet, sweet, sweeeet love to it. There's reason to celebrate! Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui. Maui Wowie! Okay, they've really been together for 20 years, but that's like ten million in stoner time.
On Sunday, if you were craving a fat joint, Woody's wedding was the place to find it. I mean, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson were all guests. Instead of toasting with champagne, they held up their bongs. You know they only served Funions, chili cheese fries and refried beans. The wedding cake was probably made out of pot brownies.
UsWeekly says that Alanis Morissette sang. Okay, that would've killed my high.
Congrats to these two crazy stoners. May they have many more years of bonging and boinking (sorry for the visual) together!
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bong water. very bad smelling times
After 20 years, i think it's considered a 'common law' marriage. no ceremony required. but that would be one fun wedding party
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are Funions those dried onion rings? EWWWWWWWWWWW
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Congratulations Woody.
20 years ago he was da bomb.
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/261760.1010.a.jpg
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
Congratulations to them..... can someone explain to me why everyone thinks funions are so good?
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Only a good stoner would know that it's spelled Funyuns and not Funions. C'mon MK!
I find Wake n Bake's completely acceptable, no reason needed.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
They've got three kids together, so good. I assume they either sailed to Maui or flew on a bio-fueled plane?
Is there a Woody bun in the oven? More BABIES!! Ew. Woody and babies go together like Pepper and Peanut Butter.
Good Morning Snowie and CTH! I missed you guys! ♥
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
God I miss smoking pot.
As well as doing LSD, mushrooms, hash, opium, and the occasional line of Bolivian marching powder.
Still, weed was always my fav....
Boring boring boring....zzzzzzzzzzzz. Wake me when something exciting happens.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Mornin, Ladies!
(who needs a reason to wake n bake???)
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
hey miss priss.
ehh, who cares about them, really.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I guess it must be true love....;O
whatever MK, I can wake and bake and still come to work, the two are not mutually exclusive ;P
morning my darling Miss Priss.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Wow - 20 years together. Wonder what made them tie the knot now? Anyway, I wish them a happy marriage. If I smoked weed, I would toke up in their honor.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
I want Willie Nelson at my wedding!
I broke my bong like 5 years ago, I dropped it. Bong water everywhere. Not fun.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE