A Good Reason To Wake 'N Bake
When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it's Tuesday. Well, fuck that shit! Grab your bong and make sweet, sweet, sweeeet love to it. There's reason to celebrate! Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui. Maui Wowie! Okay, they've really been together for 20 years, but that's like ten million in stoner time.
On Sunday, if you were craving a fat joint, Woody's wedding was the place to find it. I mean, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson were all guests. Instead of toasting with champagne, they held up their bongs. You know they only served Funions, chili cheese fries and refried beans. The wedding cake was probably made out of pot brownies.
UsWeekly says that Alanis Morissette sang. Okay, that would've killed my high.
Congrats to these two crazy stoners. May they have many more years of bonging and boinking (sorry for the visual) together!
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Thanks Deb, snowie beat you to it~=)
Hysteria, I have that Bob Dylan song in my iTunes repertoire
Everybody must get stoned!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
I heard the wedding cake was actually a big brownie.
Mmmm, brownie…………
Here’s an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw
(Morning; hope Santa was good to everyone!)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Thanks DeeDee! OK, I totally have to make some bacon and eggs. I'm starving.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
thanks Snowie! Afroman!!! ahahahah
I want a "budcicle"!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
@ Deb Yes they are from Philly.
@ LoveAnderson I also love to eat Cocoa Puffs, another mouth shredding cereal.
Man, I didn't realize the "Beacause I Got High" song was so escalando. I guess I only heard the censored version.
i miss sunshine and high times! ∞
HappY New YeArs!!
They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
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i woke up and had a bong hit. now granted that is not out of the usual but it fell like it 'for something'. now i know why. congrats Woody.
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
Now, I'm hungry.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey, where was Matthew McC?? Can't really be a bong party without his bong . . . o's. Congrats to Woody and his gf, though. 20 years sure is eternity in Hollyweird . . . I just hope the marriage doesn't eff it up!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:42am.
and Mrs G that is why you are our little innocent flower....LOL ♥♥♥
Probably :) I have always been a good girl lol not very street smart but its o.k I manage to get by lol and thanx miss P. I dunno if its a "good for you" kinda thing I was just never attracted to it
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Christmas is over :(
White Castle burgers or pizza burgers with fries and brown gravy. Then a merry little jaunt to Dunkin Donuts.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:47am.
How can something so gross to me now, be something I craved everynight for an entire summer?!
Nitty, I think we have all asked ourselves that question, and not always about food!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Miss Priss! here ya go. It's Afroman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aww KD go on! I like your blabbing!
Sugaroo...Ramen Noodles! Another shit I won't ever eat. My diet in college consisted of Ramen, cereal, beer. I was so healthy then
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:45am
Mouth shredding, I KNOW!
You go to drink something the next morning, the cotton mouth wakes you up and the roof of your mouth is all fringey.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I love funyuns!
Miss P and all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Sorry if I'm slow, but is she preggers???
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A website dedicated to a dead moth:
www.ergyled.blogspot.com
I'd microwave hunks of cheddar cheese and tear apart pieces of white bread to dunk in that greasy, clumpy mess. How can something so gross to me now, be something I craved everynight for an entire summer?!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:43am.
Summer of 94, wow! That was a crazy fun summer for me too.
Are the Goats from Philly?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
20 years ha? good for them
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:40am.
Captain Crunch berries or Peanut Butter Crunch was.
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Mmmmmm, Captain Crunch. I love that cereal. It's mouth shredding deliciousness!
I sometimes have respiratory problems. Might even be asthma, undiagnosed, but who cares. Someone told me to start smoking and that would help. Seriously. I just go running instead. I get all wheezey, but end up coughing a bunch a junk up, which helps a ton. Ok, somebody stop me cuz now I'm just babbling.
mrs. G...I should say good for you!
Good for you! Don't wanna be a bad influence and stuff...actually, I smoke it and I ain't no loser!
Snowie, you should know this...who sings that song it goes "I was gonna clean my room but then I got high..." lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
a stoned wedding would be SO fun! the pretty cakes, swishing dresses, champagne, fruit, a slinky. no extra entertainment required
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Miss Priss, I OD'd on that kind of food in college and have never had it since. Oh God. That and Hamburger Helper. Blah.
Fruity Pebbles and those rolls of cookie dough were great buzz food at my apt during college.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Good morning Deb. ♥
Yeah that album (The Goats - No Goats, No Glory) was my anthem for the Summer of 1994. Good times.
Hi miss priss! Yeah, I said hi to you on the other thread. The momma's boys one. And you asked about kwissmuss.
Yes, it's too early. Especially if you got used to staying up until 4am over the break.
and Mrs G that is why you are our little innocent flower....LOL ♥♥♥
I saw some thing about your man Ryan on the myspace main page but I can't get back to it, if you are on myspace check it out, it was the sign in page.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
My 1976 Volkswagon was my bong..albeit a giant one. I guess you could call it a communal bong cuz if you were sitting in it, you got high.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:39am.
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ITA. I actually knew a couple together for 18 years, really great together, you just knew they'd weather anything..they decided to marry on a fluke one summer. Not a big ceremony or anything. Then bam, by the next Xmas they split. Was soo sad.
OLE! Miss Priss!
And all the hwores this morning that read "Wake n Bake" and are having flashbacks and/or, just needed a free pass to partake, HIGH DEB!!!
Personally Funyuns were not my munchie choice, Captain Crunch berries or Peanut Butter Crunch was.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:31am.
DeeDee, thanks for the link to my new favorite song! Way to start the day! I've gotta find that album!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now watch them get divorced soon. Sorry to be so cynical but I've seen it so many times, a couple who've been together forever finally decide to tie the knot then BOOM! All over, lol. I decided long ago never to get married, what for? I've been with the hub (that's what I call him) for well over 20 years so why ruin a good thing??
I never had a bong..or smoked weed
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Christmas is over :(
Sugaroo
Agreed about cap n' crunch for munchies. In college my rommie and I ate a whole box of cap n' crunch we were so stoned.
The next day the roof of my mouth was all fucked up. I haven't had Cap n' crunch since and that was like 6 years ago. lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
i would kill to see that wedding cake which was probably a huge pot brownie laced in coke or whatever these stoners felt like eating...
he has kind of a methface in that pic...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:35am.
Holy Yoko Ono! Seriously, Woody has that John Lennon vibe about him, you know the au naturale, spiritual, mind-over-body, take a shower only when your clothes get crispy vibe.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Snowie
Kingpin is hilarious. Love that flick
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
The wedding dinner was Steak 'Ums, Cap'n Crunch, and Stouffer's French Bread pizzas because that's THE shit to eat when wasted. For dessert they had Fudgicles and ice cream sammiches.
Not that I would know from personal experience.
HI KD and LAndi!
KD I said hi in another thread, i think. Ah it's early
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Dear Laura:
Gurrrlll, you need to spend some of that cash and get yourself looking better.
EvilShoe
(Yes, I googled her, she looks rough in all the photos)
Loozer: Look at hin here, last year:
http://k43.pbase.com/o6/16/758916/1/85275295.OfW6feWC.IMG_0275a.jpg
He has geezer face.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:31am.
Congratulations Woody and Laurie!
Mmmmmmm wake and bake. My motto: Late to bed means late to rise, wake and bake when I open my eyes.
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LMAO! *packing bags and making flight reservations*
Too late, MK. I done reached for the bowl about 15 minutes ago.
I imagine you could have parked yourself somewhere downwind from the wedding, and get yourself a rightous contact buzz!
Mornin' hos!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
mmmm. i miss wake n bakes. the job enviro is not conducive to it whatsoever, and neither is having a small child.
that's why i save my toking for late in the eves!
congrats to woody and wifey, betcha that would've been a fun wedding!
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Congratulations Woody and Laurie!
Mmmmmmm wake and bake. My motto: Late to bed means late to rise, wake and bake when I open my eyes.
The Goats - Wake n Bake