A Good Reason To Wake 'N Bake
When you woke up this morning, you probably glanced at your bong and quickly considered making sweet love to it, but then decided you wanted to try and be a responsible person instead, because it's Tuesday. Well, fuck that shit! Grab your bong and make sweet, sweet, sweeeet love to it. There's reason to celebrate! Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui. Maui Wowie! Okay, they've really been together for 20 years, but that's like ten million in stoner time.
On Sunday, if you were craving a fat joint, Woody's wedding was the place to find it. I mean, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson were all guests. Instead of toasting with champagne, they held up their bongs. You know they only served Funions, chili cheese fries and refried beans. The wedding cake was probably made out of pot brownies.
UsWeekly says that Alanis Morissette sang. Okay, that would've killed my high.
Congrats to these two crazy stoners. May they have many more years of bonging and boinking (sorry for the visual) together!
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Royal stoner Woody Harrelson married his girlfriend of like ten millions years, Laura Louie, on Sunday in Maui
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:08am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:03am.
haha!! Now I can sleep well! Happy New Year Miffy!
Thanks My TwoCents and right back at you! Sweet dreams chicky
Submitted by miffed_33 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:03am.
haha!! Now I can sleep well! Happy New Year Miffy!
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Happy Australian 'New Year'. Though not in some places yet. Some funny shit for ya's -Paris Hilton was walking along the beach in Sydney and some people started throwing sand at her hehe. Yeah yeah I know it should've been dog shit.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:55am.
I know! Whoda thunk the arse end of the world would be ahead of time?
We is in da future and we can tell you that New Years was awesome!!! Nighty night angel_i!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:50am.
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Oh yeah, BTW Queen E chola is both elegant and hawt!!
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Thank u, dear....but fireworks? Did you already have your New Years...you're ahead...? I never get any of this stuff!
If you're gone already - sweet dreams, luv - enjoy your Jamesie dreams!
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You just go on about your business:)
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Oh yeah, BTW Queen E chola is both elegant and hawt!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:29am.
Lol! You just up? Dayum! I've been out and just got home but i is a little under the weather as they say. It's now past 12.00 and I can still hear fireworks going off!
I am gonna curl up under mah doona and have sweet sexy dreams of James Haven. SHUT UP!! He makes all New Years dreams come true... or something like that. lol.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:22am.
That last post should have saied DOOBIE
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LOL! I thought that Aussie slang - boobie. LOL! I thought: Dayum! They start smokin' young, guess! Haha!
Dude, it's like 8am here. I been to bed already;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:22am.
That last post should have saied DOOBIE. Anywho, It's not that late here. I thought you'd be long gone to sleepy land, it's nearly midnight here and I can hear fireworks out mah window!!
Kisses and best wishes angel girl! 2009 is gonna rock!
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Aw, M2C - that's SO sweet of you to say, luv.
I ♥ you too! Now if you could just get that time thing fixed over there!;p Staying up all night is not good for you - believe me, I KNOW! lol
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:11am.
Awesome! I've always liked him. Any boobie sharer of angels is a friend of mine.
Can I just say... this place wouldn't be the same without you. Party up bitch!!
♥ U sugar!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:42am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:27am.
I smoked a joint with Woody once. True story
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For seriously? Pass that boobie honey!!!!
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For reals, dude! He was visiting our Hot Box Cafe;) Very cool:)
Happy New Year!
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:27am.
I smoked a joint with Woody once. True story
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For seriously? Pass that boobie honey!!!!
Happy New Years Angel! Best wishes for the best most fun 2009 ever! ♥U
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I smoked a joint with Woody once. True story.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Jesus.... who says celebs always marry hot chicks. DAMN, that bitch is hideous
She is not easy on the e.y.e.s....dayum. Happy holidays.
I'd give it up ten times a day to Woody; I love him. STONER LOVE! I'm glad he's marrying a normal pothead and not some LA cokewhore.
They BOTH look like they smell...
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"Have you seen my Schweddy Balls?"
Marriage screws up every good relationship. You know they are going to get a divorce next year right? I hope there is no prenup.
These two are already married according to Woody's Wikpedia biography-
On December 28, 2008, Harrelson married Laura Louie, his former assistant of two years and a co-founder of Yoganics, an organic food delivery service.[3] The couple, who have been together since 1990, have three daughters, Deni Montana (born February 28, 1993), Zoe Giordano (born September 22, 1996), and Makani Ravello (born June 3, 2006). When announcing Makani's birth, the couple referred to the three as their "goddess trilogy". [4]
Maybe they renewed their vows?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
did mcconagay's bong invite get lost in the mail?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:57pm.
A virgin, huh? *leering* Well, hope it works out. Whatever you do, don't go on the Paris thread.
Thanks Sheeps LOL. I thought it was suppose bring up some sort of library of pictures to chose from. As I said, I am a virgin and as such I'm blushing with embarrassment...Go ahead use the R word I don't mind:)
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:42pm.
Thanks for trying to help "The C Word" but when I hit browse in the picture upload, it only brings up all the files on my system. It OK you can call me a retard but what the hell am I doing wrong?
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LOL, I'd call you 'noob' before I called you that! ;D
If you have a pic that you want to use, save it first to a file (remember where you saved it). Then when you hit 'browse', search for that pic from your files, then upload.
I'm no techie so if anyone has a better suggestion, please jump in....
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:42pm.
Thanks for trying to help "The C Word" but when I hit browse in the picture upload, it only brings up all the files on my system. It OK you can call me a retard but what the hell am I doing wrong?
*struggling not to take the invite and use the R-word* You're supposed to browse your picture files to attach and upload an avatar you like. The other key step is to refresh (the clockwise arrow on your browser) each time you hit submit on the profile page.
Gosh I love this man nearly as much as I do my hubby (my hubby looks better/blonder and he thinks I don't realised he's logging in and playing me, sometimes)
May they have as long a happily married life as I!
Thanks for trying to help "The C Word" but when I hit browse in the picture upload, it only brings up all the files on my system. It OK you can call me a retard but what the hell am I doing wrong?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:20pm.
I'm a virgin here guys. How do I register an avatar? I tried to "click here" on the bottom of the page but it denies my access.
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Welcome Whamo!
Click on "My Profile" (right side of screen), then "Edit", then go to "Picture" and upload one.
Hope that helps....
(edit: follow lizardbits - quicker to click on your name (alternative is to click on "my profile").
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:20pm.
No worries... you don't click there... you click your blue user name and then use the "edit" tab to upload your picture.
The click here should be a link to something rick roll-y just to make me giggle. Because, remember, it is all about me and my entertainment.
I'm a virgin here guys. How do I register an avatar? I tried to "click here" on the bottom of the page but it denies my access.
Not really the prettiest thing is she?
How sweet. is she a little bit older? She looks just fine though. Much respect he chose someone who looks decent and real not some piece of shit Paris hilton type clone. Good for him. Another reason for me to like him even more.
If anyone didn't see him in 'The Walker', do. He is amazing. And the bartender in Cheers forges an amazing career, who knew. Take THAT, Ted Danson's toupee!
my best friend and i would go to the gas station at lunch (HS) and get zingers, the vanilla cake w/ choc frosting and she was allergic to choc so I would get dbl frosting... soo good. and then my art teacher had a secret stash of mt dew for us. too bad i can't find those zingers anymore
i haven't wake n baked since i learned i really needed to pay attn in college and understand my notes later! :) but for some reason my man handed me the pipe this am and i lit up. i obviously was subconsciously celebrating w. them.
well contratulations DUUUUUDE!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@ Jeffro - ew. Just ew. Although when wasted, if one is desperate enough, nuked tots can be mighty tasty!
@ Miss Priss - yep TWO! And I miss those days only with me it was shots of Rumpel Mintz. Talk about EW!
Sugaroo
There are 2 servings in a package of Ramen! What kind of a meal is half of those things! I have to admit, though, Ramen were so good at 4 AM after a night of beer bonging and Dr. Pepper shots
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:22am.
What in hell do you do for a living? Hey, you're not one of the guys on those boats in Deadliest Catch, are you?
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LOL, no I was in the Navy for 10 years, this was back in 93-94. For whatever reason, the folks running the galley just didn't give a shit, served stuff like ham sammys...ONE slice ham on 2 slices of dry bread, and don't you dare ask for seconds. Tater tots fresh outta the microwave...blech.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:14am.
Sugar-
About a half-dozen guys in my shop survived a 6 month cruise on Ramen noodles...most of the food on the ship was so bad, we didn't even bother. Whole cabinet full of spices & sauces provided the variety. Now I can barely look at the stuff.
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What in hell do you do for a living? Hey, you're not one of the guys on those boats in Deadliest Catch, are you?
Google those dumb fucks and you'll see that they got married in January 1998. Those bitches already have been married for almost 11 years.
Sugar-
About a half-dozen guys in my shop survived a 6 month cruise on Ramen noodles...most of the food on the ship was so bad, we didn't even bother. Whole cabinet full of spices & sauces provided the variety. Now I can barely look at the stuff.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:05am.
Ahhhhh, Rick James. Memories.....
Right back atcha' Deb!
Don't Bogart Me
I like Alanis!! She's one of my few fellow Canadian musicians that I'm actually not ashamed to have the same birth country as. And she went down on Dave Coulier in the theatre ffs, she deserves our admiration just for braving that! lol
Miss Priss, to my horror, I discovered that in one of those small packages of Ramen noodles, there are TWO servings ( I used to eat three packs at a time) and the sodium content is more than one day's worth.
God, I miss those nasty things! Mmmm. Fake beef flavor.
DeeDee, here's one for you! (the rest of y'all can look too!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TPSlLwKb8
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The C word awesome, Reservoir Dogs baybeee!
for KD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsEt-qtOqs&feature=related
it's good for asthma......
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I normally smoke during the day, but I wanted to make sure I worked extra hard today so that I would enjoy the next 5 days off for the holiday. Now I have to go smoke a bowl, thanks.
Good morning C Word ♥ Excellent song selection!
Mrs. G
I know a few people who tried it and didn't like it. Others were party animals, but never were attracted to smoking it either. So I understand. =)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE