Sean Penn Is A Gay Hater, Says Hatchetface Rourke
Both Sean Penn and "Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface). Apparently, Mickey thinks it's queer that everyone is getting wet over Sean's performance.
The Daily Beast got a hold of a text message allegedly sent by Mickey to some industry-type calling Sean Penn a gay hater. Yes, the same Mickey who has been known to throw around the "faggot" word once or twice. In the text, Mickey wrote: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic)."
Mickey's spokeswhore said she knows nothing of the text, but went on to say that Mickey and Sean are best girlfriends 4EVA. Mickey even showed up to the NYC premiere of Milk to support Sean. Blah. Blah.
Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue and he should keep his mouth shut if he wants this dream to come true. He's helping Sean's case by calling him a homo hater. I mean, a homophobe convincingly playing one of the most famous gay dudes in history? Give Sean the Oscar!
Actually, fuck those two. The Oscar should go to the chihuahua who played Delgado in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That bitch deserves it.
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I just saw a picture of that rare beauty, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and she looks like Mickey Rourke after all his surgeries.
http://www.availableforpanto.com/wild.jpg
"Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue"--MK
Finally...a visual more disturbing than today's caption This contest.
And I would add that any kind of love Mickey makes would be gross. Ugh.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
'Afternoon, Sugaroo... If you're still here. Didn't see you there ealier.
who has seen Leche? any comments?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I say these two fuck wads duke it out in Times Square as the ball drops on new years eve! We could sell tickets. Actually I wouldn't piss on either one of them if they were on fire!
Although I heard Penn gives a WOW performance for Milk I saw The Wrestler and as fucked up as Mickey's face is, his acting talent is authentic and on point and just knowing he might win an Oscar is reason to watch it this year. Imagine the entertainment value of him being there.
Sean Penn is still hot. Even though he ugly.
Mickey Rourke is not.
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"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
I knew MK couldn't resist seeing "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"! Wasn't it the cutest? :)
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:49am.
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Nathan Lane and Robin Williams alone or together are comedic geniuses. We have so few of them anymore.
Too many actors take themselves seriously while the rest of us don't ..because those (actors) who believe their (own) hype are usually buttplugs.
And this is why we are here on this site, to bust balls and boobs.
It ain't awards season until the first desperate douche throws a "friend" under the bus! Actors are really good people. Not selfish, needy, egomanical, bastards. Nope, not at all...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Miss Priss ~ good morning!
Morning stocky!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Good Morning DListed Snow Bunnies!
M.K. must have a bad hangover from Tangatinis.
That, or the fat cheese dude fell on him & he can't get up.
Mickey Rourke used to be hot. WTF happened?
And Sean Penn is an ass, but I love the dude. I mean, great actor.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Good morning!!!
Man it feels good to be back! Not that I was missed I am sure! You sluts know how to get a party going! =)
Marry belated xmas everyone.
WAKE UP MK!!! =)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Good morning, Leash!
Ugh. These two bat-faced fugs were on here when I went to bed last night!
New rule: If we allow MK to go to California again, he HAS to get up at 6:00am EST to start posting.
Submitted by soul on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:22am.
WAKEUP MICHAEL! please. :)
here's some Folgers.
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MK WE GOTS SOME SANKA FOR YOUUU!!!
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WAKEUP MICHAEL! please. :)
here's some Folgers.
(I'm watching Burn Notice)
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Can someone please wake up MK? I'm jonesing for an update, and Mickey Rourke's face is making me ill.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:40am.
Wesley Snipes, John Leguizamo and Patrick Swayze played the best drag queens ever in 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar' They were absolutely genius.
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'Newmar' was a RIOT! Right up there with Lane and Williams in The Birdcage.
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@Zappy: Agreed. And I did see Barfly, 9 1/2 weeks and thought the same. He REALLY should have left his face alone.
Penn is as liberal as they come, so I doubt that he's a homophobe.
Wesley Snipes, John Leguizamo and Patrick Swayze played the best drag queens ever in 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar' They were absolutely genius.
Mickey Rourke is a skeezer. '9 1/2 weeks' disturbed me for days. Manipulative fuck that he played. Has anyone ever seen him in 'Barfly'?
He's a genius in his portrayal of slimes because he is playing himself. But the face gotta go.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:30am.
Answer:
1. TG
2. Revolta
3. StuPitt
Absolutely agree.
Im not sure who would win a douche-off between these 2. Rourke has painted-face-on-an-egg head, and 9 1/2 weeks is one of the most cringey films i've ever seen. Plus he s wearing gold satin here.
On the other hand Penn married Madonna and if he does hide a possible homophobia, he is a good contender. But he was great in The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004).
I guess Rourke has botoxed his brains out and suffers from JLS H8R syndrome.
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Men getting facelifts. Bad, bad, bad idea. Most men who are already attractive start looking even more sexy and distinguished as they get older. Like Tony Bennett. Mickey Rourke, Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers all look like freaks and they were prefectly fine looking men before. What a shame.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I would probably give Penn a nice BJ, but I have to draw the line with Mickey. Mickey is just gross all over. Penn's face is tolerable (barely), but his body ain't bad and I can close my eyes and piture this... http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/fasttimes/jeff-spicoli-sean-penn....
Mickey was never hot IMO
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:32pm.
Speaking of who's doucheier close calls?
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
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Answer:
1. TG
2. Revolta
3. StuPitt
Actually, Revolta only beats StuPitt because of the $cienonut factor; otherwise, StuPitt would be #2 (HA!) and gaining on TG :P
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Sean Penn lives in Berkeley and is as liberal as can be...I highly doubt he isn't down with the rainbow. I do know for a fact that he loves the booger sugar.
Submitted by dead-actress on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:35am.
Hello, sweet girl. How are you this evening? I'm enjoying my holidays. Took my baby Lola (puppy) to visit parents at their retirement community. Never seen so much plaid and polyester in one place! LOL
Trying to stay in touch with Dlisters via this blog, but work has kept me busy.
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Aww. I'm doing really fine this evening. I had the pleasure of my daughter's company for a whole 3 1/2 days for which I'm thankful and it was so much fun and homey and cozy. :) Lola sounds like a little angel! Well, darlin'...your work and mine keeps me away from here more too...I have some free time but not vacation time...'no worky' time...we are scrambling to keep our construction business going. It's super stressful but otherwis I'm like, "who cares?" I've got a roof over my head and decent food to eat and good family and friends. Bless the poor souls who have not a single person to look to in their hour of need. :(
I think all any of us can do is keep our nippers up and be hopeful. I pray for so many of you. Corny as it sounds and I'm not a religious person AT all.
I'll put it like this, I'd definitely fuck Hatchet face and sourpuss Penn. They are both badasssssssssssssssssses and it ain't about the face, but the 'tude...
Damn. I think TigerLils really DID make off with Charlie. Holy crap.
Hmm.
Any more dlisted pairing off and I'm gonna hafta hose ya all down.
Damnit.
Horn dogs!
I can't even believe anyone would have an inkling of a nether region twitch looking at these two grease balls!
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Hello, sweet girl. How are you this evening? I'm enjoying my holidays. Took my baby Lola (puppy) to visit parents at their retirement community. Never seen so much plaid and polyester in one place! LOL
Trying to stay in touch with Dlisters via this blog, but work has kept me busy.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:27am.
Can you imagine having to go down on either one of those butt fucking ugly jackoffs, man or woman?
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Well, I didn't until you actually mentioned it.
*gags*
Thanks. :P
Can you imagine having to go down on either one of those butt fucking ugly jackoffs, man or woman?
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:42am.
...sigh...We want to see Milk soon, and I loathe Sean Penn, but he's one hardcore actor, and the clips look great, and it's about time Harvey Milk got his movie due.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:42am.
..it's about time Harvey Milk got his movie due.
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I agree. There is an Oscar winning documentary on hulu.com. on Harvey. Amazing.
dead-actress,
Hi, hon! I almost never see you when I'm around. *sniffle*
Hope you had some safe and happy holidays. :)
Yeah... The two douches are duking it out for the top spot of douche victory... My moula is still on Penn.
Penn and Rourke - whores..and not in a good way.
Socky - If you're still here..Hello, little one.
...sigh...We want to see Milk soon, and I loathe Sean Penn, but he's one hardcore actor, and the clips look great, and it's about time Harvey Milk got his movie due.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:32am.
Socky - why don't you ever have hair?
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Socky - why don't you ever have hair?
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:28am.
Bad MK! You should have let us look at puppies and kitties rather than these two.
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They at least look like something a kitten coughed up.
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((LORY)) Done! Sorry...I'm watching netflix streaming movies and trying to keep up here!lol
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Bad MK! You should have let us look at puppies and kitties rather than these two.
Anyway you know Mickey's totally jealous just for saying this, but I wouldn't be surprised if he were also correct. Sean's career wasn't exactly on fire before he did Milk, and it's a pretty blatant grab for an Oscar. It's not so threatening as to scare off the Academy but panders to a hot cause at present, it's a biopic, and it has explicit sex.
Yo, Dot, check your pm! LOL.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02am.
So I resorted to... THAT'S TWO UGLY DUDES RIGHT THERE. Even Stevens. I wouldn't hit either. Rourke doesn't look drenched in sweat for once, that's the only plus.
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But Mickeys makeup is very skillfully applied.
==Agreed. The rouge is a bit on the bronze side for his complexion. Mickey's landing strip has nothing on Sean's either. It looks moth eaten.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02am.
So I resorted to... THAT'S TWO UGLY DUDES RIGHT THERE. Even Stevens. I wouldn't hit either. Rourke doesn't look drenched in sweat for once, that's the only plus.
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But Mickeys makeup is very skillfully applied.
TV - aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhgghh!
Tou-fucking-ché !!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05am.
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that's where your pre-lubricated sock monkey can help!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:04am.
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LOL! No love for Courtney? Let me think about it....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008